In case you forgot how awesome Bill Clinton is, it’s this awesome. Exactly this awesome. Not to mention, this happened next because we’re dealing with a man who never shies away from life’s sweetest rewards or shoving a cigar in them. And on the opposite side of that coin, you have Joe Biden who’s clearly seen better asses. I’m amazed the next photo isn’t him punching it, that’s how offended he looks. “We beat the richest candidate those bastards could throw at us, and your ugly butt-mug gets in my face?! I’LL KILL YOU.”
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“I wonder if she likes Cubans.”
Cuban sandwiches.
Biden looks like someone just shot his dog.
Bill’s having a presidential big O.
“Well, hey there honey. You have a certain ….er…. thickness that I can appreciate in a woman”
“and now it’s time for ‘ol Joe to swoop in and take care of business”
Bubba likes what he sees.
good lord, she’s just his type.
Dude can spot the ideal firm but gentle grip a mile off.
Man, I miss Bill. At least back then it was just the interns getting screwed, and not everyone.
By far, our most entertaining President.
Oh, how I miss the zoom. :(
Bill likes big butts and he cannot lie.
Well at least the first part is true.
Epic!
That’s his “I’m getting a knobber right now and you’re not” face.
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg checks her inauguration program: “Who is this with the screeching…Kelly Clarkson, it says. Oy, the music the kids like today. Well, at least I know whose records to get the grandkids next Hanukkah.”
she sorta looks like monica lewinsky in a blonde wig.
I don’t think anyone will forget what a pussyhound Bill Clinton is. I have no doubt he will die during a sexual encounter with some chick forty years younger than him.
and 40lbs heavier
What is this? Weekend at Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s?
He may be president but let’s be honest here: Black man + Big butt white woman = The “I would tear that ass up” look.
A chunky white women =/= big butt.
I knew at least one entertaining image would emerge from all that long winded America the Greatest mumbo jumbo.
Monica, is that you? Billy likes the way you hold that microphone.
Somebody should have told Uncle Joe to lay off the brown acid until after the inauguration.
“Hey, sugar cookie.”
After a night with Bill tonight she won’t be a lesbian anymore.
Didn’t Kelly Clarkson say she was for Ron Paul?…..
“Son-in-law, I’m going to throw my ugly blanket of a coat over yo’ face if you don’t stop lookin’ at that ass of a white woman.”
“Who cut one?”
“Mmm…mmm….I got to put some moh pubic hairs of mine on a Coke and serve it up to this one.”
Good Lord, she farted.
“Bill is up the stairs and waiting for you, Honey.”
Foolish Will Wheaton
I’m…dreaming…I’m a black…microphone…
Weeeell if it isn’t ol Long Dong Silver himself! Auditioning a white one this time, Cap’n?
Loving the comments attached to the wrong pics.