Bill Clinton Won The Inauguration

January 21st, 2013 // 36 Comments

In case you forgot how awesome Bill Clinton is, it’s this awesome. Exactly this awesome. Not to mention, this happened next because we’re dealing with a man who never shies away from life’s sweetest rewards or shoving a cigar in them. And on the opposite side of that coin, you have Joe Biden who’s clearly seen better asses. I’m amazed the next photo isn’t him punching it, that’s how offended he looks. “We beat the richest candidate those bastards could throw at us, and your ugly butt-mug gets in my face?! I’LL KILL YOU.”

Photos: @BrooklynSpoke via BuzzFeed / Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I wonder if she likes Cubans.”

  2. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
    TheAdmiral
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    Biden looks like someone just shot his dog.

  3. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    Bill’s having a presidential big O.

  4. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
    BorrisMorris
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    “Well, hey there honey. You have a certain ….er…. thickness that I can appreciate in a woman”

  5. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
    BorrisMorris
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    “and now it’s time for ‘ol Joe to swoop in and take care of business”

  6. Bubba likes what he sees.

  7. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    good lord, she’s just his type.

  8. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    Dude can spot the ideal firm but gentle grip a mile off.

  9. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    Man, I miss Bill. At least back then it was just the interns getting screwed, and not everyone.

    By far, our most entertaining President.

  10. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
    Phoenix
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    Oh, how I miss the zoom. :(

  11. tlmck

    Bill likes big butts and he cannot lie.

    Well at least the first part is true.

  12. grobpilot

    That’s his “I’m getting a knobber right now and you’re not” face.

  13. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg checks her inauguration program: “Who is this with the screeching…Kelly Clarkson, it says. Oy, the music the kids like today. Well, at least I know whose records to get the grandkids next Hanukkah.”

  14. broduh jenner

    she sorta looks like monica lewinsky in a blonde wig.

  15. Griefer

    I don’t think anyone will forget what a pussyhound Bill Clinton is. I have no doubt he will die during a sexual encounter with some chick forty years younger than him.

  16. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    What is this? Weekend at Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s?

  17. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    He may be president but let’s be honest here: Black man + Big butt white woman = The “I would tear that ass up” look.

  18. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
    Cock Dr
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    I knew at least one entertaining image would emerge from all that long winded America the Greatest mumbo jumbo.

  19. StainedMemory

    Monica, is that you? Billy likes the way you hold that microphone.

  20. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    Somebody should have told Uncle Joe to lay off the brown acid until after the inauguration.

  21. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    “Hey, sugar cookie.”

  22. After a night with Bill tonight she won’t be a lesbian anymore.

  23. banner man

    Didn’t Kelly Clarkson say she was for Ron Paul?…..

  24. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    “Son-in-law, I’m going to throw my ugly blanket of a coat over yo’ face if you don’t stop lookin’ at that ass of a white woman.”

  25. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    “Who cut one?”

  26. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    “Mmm…mmm….I got to put some moh pubic hairs of mine on a Coke and serve it up to this one.”

  27. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    Good Lord, she farted.

  28. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    “Bill is up the stairs and waiting for you, Honey.”

  29. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
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    Foolish Will Wheaton

  30. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
    Papastryfe
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    I’m…dreaming…I’m a black…microphone…

  31. Kelly Clarkson Bill Clinton Photobomb Obama Inauguration
    TeamAmerica
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    Weeeell if it isn’t ol Long Dong Silver himself! Auditioning a white one this time, Cap’n?

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