“We’re going streaking!”
For reasons known only to a Macanudo and a butler who can keep a secret, Bill Clinton joined Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez for dinner in Miami last night. Now, I’m not suggesting he offered A-Rod one million dollars to sleep with Cameron Diaz, but I’m also not suggesting it wasn’t really two plus a ride in Air Force One. That’s for other people to decide. People who probably caught Clinton stealing the keys again at four a.m.
OBAMA: *turns on light* Dammit, Bill!
BILL: Oh, hey there, Barry. I was, uh, just making sure your nightstand was sturdy.
OBAMA: Who is it this time?
BILL: Cameron Diaz.
OBAMA: *sighs* I want that thing filled up.
BILL: Don’t I always.
OBAMA: HA! — But, seriously, they take that shit out of my pay.
Photos: Fame, Splash News
Be good or at least be damned careful.
Stop C-blocking the slickest of all willies A-rod…
So Bill is also the former president Cameron Diaz would most like to bang. Sweet!
And why is he hanging out with A-Rod? And Cameron Diaz ofcourse. Hehehehe
Is this part of a political campaign or something? Trying to get fresh votes? Hahahehehe
Why is Jay Leno getting posted her?! Hehehehaha
I’ll be damned if that thumb isn’t a clear phallic symbol O_o
Why is he holding Cameron Diaz her penis up in the air like it’s a trophee or something? Hehehehaha
Cameron Diaz?! Do you read this?! We’ve found your penis. You can thank us later. o_O
Another satisfied client folks. 0_o
Like usual, once we know what’s all about, consider any assignment done soon.
Pssssst! There might be some ‘extenuating circumstances’. This clip is only to lift a little tip of the veil. Yes, maybe our leader is suffering from a little cold at the moment….. Hope he’s getting well soon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J76c1sq-zsc
This was Ochocinco’s birthday party.
bill is still a pimptastic womanizer !!
……..THIS THUMB FITS EVERYBODY, folks!!
Hahahahahaha, funniest post in ages.
Bill Clinton: (hoarsely whispering to Cameron Diaz) “I know you think you’re not good enough for me but trust me, you are. Hell, I’ve done is with pigs, real, honest to god pigs…”
You just won +10 internets, sir.
Perfectly imaginable! Great post :D
Should have read “done IT with pigs.”
Fuck! I should always put my glasses on before committing libel. (sigh)
If you could smell his thumb you would know why he is smiling.
I know who you did last summer.
So, I guess with her, he only has to worry about salon bills and not dry cleaning.
Steve Carell realized he has to give Clinton a reach around, and he can’t back out, it’s in the Constitution, right under executive privilege.
Is it only me, or are his teeth the color of a banana?
Yeah that’s right, thumb up. *grabs back*
I couldn’t help you out because i was busy this afternoon with doing charity works. Hehehehe
Yeah sure. *checks blisters on both thumbs*
“Who’s got one thumb and wants to bang Cameron Diaz? This guy!”
Why is Steve Carell photobombing him?
why is he always so red
when did Madonna get so hot?
Both thumbs up would be far cooler. hehehahaha
OBAMA: *sighs* I want that thing filled up.
BILL: Don’t I always?
Until I read the next line I thought that was a reference to Cameron Diaz’ pussy.
I want to clean her shitbox with my tongue.