Bill Clinton Hangs Out With Cameron Diaz and A-Rod. Why Not?

January 21st, 2011 // 71 Comments

“We’re going streaking!”

For reasons known only to a Macanudo and a butler who can keep a secret, Bill Clinton joined Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez for dinner in Miami last night. Now, I’m not suggesting he offered A-Rod one million dollars to sleep with Cameron Diaz, but I’m also not suggesting it wasn’t really two plus a ride in Air Force One. That’s for other people to decide. People who probably caught Clinton stealing the keys again at four a.m.

OBAMA: *turns on light* Dammit, Bill!
BILL: Oh, hey there, Barry. I was, uh, just making sure your nightstand was sturdy.
OBAMA: Who is it this time?
BILL: Cameron Diaz.
OBAMA: *sighs* I want that thing filled up.
BILL: Don’t I always.
OBAMA: HA! — But, seriously, they take that shit out of my pay.

Photos: Fame, Splash News

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Be good or at least be damned careful.

  2. 1hguoreht

    Stop C-blocking the slickest of all willies A-rod…

  3. Meredith

    So Bill is also the former president Cameron Diaz would most like to bang. Sweet!

  4. Nero

    And why is he hanging out with A-Rod? And Cameron Diaz ofcourse. Hehehehe

  5. Galtacticus

    Why is Jay Leno getting posted her?! Hehehehaha

  6. bimbamboing

    I’ll be damned if that thumb isn’t a clear phallic symbol O_o

  7. Rhialto

    Why is he holding Cameron Diaz her penis up in the air like it’s a trophee or something? Hehehehaha

  8. rapistbergersucks

    This was Ochocinco’s birthday party.

  9. anonym

    bill is still a pimptastic womanizer !!

  10. wim

    ……..THIS THUMB FITS EVERYBODY, folks!!

  11. Trent Steel

    Hahahahahaha, funniest post in ages.

  12. Bucky Barnes

    Bill Clinton: (hoarsely whispering to Cameron Diaz) “I know you think you’re not good enough for me but trust me, you are. Hell, I’ve done is with pigs, real, honest to god pigs…”

  13. If you could smell his thumb you would know why he is smiling.

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    JaniceO
    Commented on this photo:

    I know who you did last summer.

  15. SuperT

    So, I guess with her, he only has to worry about salon bills and not dry cleaning.

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    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    Steve Carell realized he has to give Clinton a reach around, and he can’t back out, it’s in the Constitution, right under executive privilege.

  17. Carolyn

    Is it only me, or are his teeth the color of a banana?

  18. Rhialto

    Yeah that’s right, thumb up. *grabs back*

  19. “Who’s got one thumb and wants to bang Cameron Diaz? This guy!”

  20. Shit Taco

    Why is Steve Carell photobombing him?

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    dang gurl
    Commented on this photo:

    why is he always so red

  22. Alex Rodriguez Bill Clinton Cameron Diaz
    Commented on this photo:

    when did Madonna get so hot?

  23. bimbamboing

    Both thumbs up would be far cooler. hehehahaha

  24. non-native

    OBAMA: *sighs* I want that thing filled up.
    BILL: Don’t I always?

    Until I read the next line I thought that was a reference to Cameron Diaz’ pussy.

  25. Upskrt Celebs

    I want to clean her shitbox with my tongue.

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