Bill Clinton Banged Elizabeth Hurley In The White House, According To Tom Sizemore

February 5th, 2014 // 47 Comments
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Before I get into this story, there’s a few things you should probably know. 1. Radar Online pays sources. 2. Drugs cost money. However, 3. Bill Clinton loves pussy. Literally any pussy. No, really. So now that you’re fully educated, here’s Tom Sizemore bragging about the time he hooked up our 42nd president with Elizabeth Hurley which I’m pretty sure is mainly about Tom Sizemore making sure everyone knows he banged Liz Hurley because somehow every person in this story walks around talking exactly like Tom Sizemore talks:

According to the Black Hawk Down star, it all began during a 1998 White House screening of Saving Private Ryan, when President Clinton pulled Sizemore aside from the crowd of A-listers that included Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Ed Burns and Dennis Farina.
The premiere of the film was four years after Hurley was catapulted into the limelight after wearing that Versace dress to the premiere of ex-boyfriend Hugh Grant’s film Four Weddings And A Funeral.
Sizemore claims that Clinton asked if he wanted to see the Lincoln Bedroom and after shaking his Secret Service detail, the pervy President quickly made his move!
“We walk in,” Sizemore says on the tape, when suddenly Clinton, then in his second-term of office, asked point-blank, “Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?”
When Sizemore confirmed they had dated but were no longer together, he says the President asked for her number.
Stunned at the suggestion, Sizemore admitted to being somewhat hesitant to dole out the digits, but claims Clinton insisted: “Give it to me. You dumb mother*****r, I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.”
The actor obliged, but before dialing, he says the President was already covering his tracks, thinking of his oblivious and long-suffering wife Hillary in the other room.
“[Clinton] said, ‘I’m going to say I asked you about your uncle, Ted Sizemore, who played professional baseball,” Sizemore recalls. “That’s the lie. Don’t forget it.’”
Then, Sizemore recounts, Clinton dialed, wasting no time in getting down to dirty business with the stunning brunette, now 48.
“Elizabeth, this is your Commander-in-Chief,” Clinton said to the actress, who played Vanessa Kensington in the 1997 hit Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
And though Hurley at first thought it was a joke, she played coy, but the President wouldn’t take no for an answer!
Clinton said, “Listen Elizabeth, this is the President!” Sizemore recalls. “‘I don’t have any time for this ****. I‘m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up.”
Hours later, he claims, Hurley was at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
“While we’re at the reception, I see her,” Sizemore reveals, but then she disappeared through a door, trailed by a Secret Service agent. As she disappeared into a room with the President, Sizemore charges, “Bill turns to me and he goes, ‘I owe you one.’”
As to what happened after that, Sizemore declares on the tape: “What do you think? She was there for four days. He f***ed her that night.”

Naturally, Elizabeth Hurley is already denying all of this which makes sense whenever the source of anything is Tom Sizemore. That said, let’s not pretend it wouldn’t be badass if Bill Clinton was literally cold-calling the hottest actresses of the day and telling them not to waste his time pretending they don’t won’t to fuck him because nuclear bombs might go off. There’s direct, and then there’s “if your pussy isn’t over here in five minutes, there won’t be a Cuba anymore.” You don’t see that kind of leadership in Washington anymore.

UPDATE: The drug addict made the whole thing up. Why, God, WHY?!

Photos: Getty

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    • Dox

      I don’t even care if its true. That gets a high five, a low five, a fist bump, and a hip check.

    • Mike Walker

      The second complete bullshit story of the day. You could tell they’re BS just from the juvenile tone of the quotes. They sound like something Stern would’ve ad-libbed back in the 90s.

  1. Cock Dr

    I hope it’s true….but consider the source.

  2. Arlmlo Schlongfooster

    Slick Willy rolls well

  3. If that wasn’t the absolute best pickup line in the history of guys getting laid I’d like to hear what was.

  4. Why else would anyone want to be president?

  5. Buy that man a cigar.

  6. Oh BABY

    Hurley is a whore, so of course she fucked Clinton, Sizemore, Grant, and any number of rich/famous/powerful men.

    But: The dialogue reads like the script of a really bad ghetto movie.

  7. Lord Helmet

    His career may be in the toilet but that doesn’t mean he can write porn plots just because. I didn’t like the quick buildup to action for example. Didn’t create enough tension. Wait, this is a porn plot. You need to get to the action before losing your audience. Ok, he has some talent…

  8. NutSlut

    Fuck Hilary. Let’s try for Bill 2016, and just let that motherfucker go nuts this time around.

  9. JimbBB

    Sizemore also reported that the bugs were on him again and he COULDN’T GET THEM OFF!!!!

  10. Turd Ferguson

    I’d like to just sit for days and hear Tom Sizemore recount stories.

    Oh and p.s., it’s bullshit that Radar didn’t refer to him as “the ‘Striking Distance’ star”

  11. Hugh G. Rection

    Clinton screwed Elizabeth Hurley when he was president. That’s nothing. When Dubya was president, he screwed EVERYONE.

  12. These Zim Man Posts Are Awsome!

    That’s my Bill. Term limits suck.

  13. While I like Sizemore as an actor, he has all the credibility of a Kardashian on this. Did Pres C do Hurley? Probably. Did Sizemore arrange it personally and witness all that bad*$$ dialogue? Only in his mind.

  14. gigi

    what is this? A Walk Down Memory Lane news?? everybody banged Clinton! *I* banged Clinton! the man was/is a kitty magnet… what’s Tom going on about anyway? he’s not planning on playing Clinton in some kind of still in post-production lifetime movie is he?? uh oh…

  15. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    I wouldn’t mind sneaking into her oval office.

  16. I fully support the ex-president on his mission to obtain a world piece.

  17. Hell yeah, Bill.

    Get it!

  18. “Give it to me. You dumb mother*****r, I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.” Bahahaha!
    Yes Bubba loves pussy but GTFO him making such a statement. Even the President of the US keeps it classy and dignified for a women like Elizabeth Hurley .Being addicted to cocaine, alcohol and having a shitty sex tape is not a reliable source for anything.

  19. disposable personality

    Hurley & Bill in Russia.
    http://original-tours.com/en/about-us/

  20. Margaret

    Good for him. Get some, Bill.

    Some more, I mean.

    Hell, get all of it.

    But leave me some.

  21. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    Hurley has 14 years on Kate Hudson and smokes her!

  22. It would almost be worth Hillary winning in 2016 just so that Bill can turn the White House back into the Pimp House.

  23. “‘Elizabeth, this is your Commander-in-Chief’, Clinton said to the actress…”

    How precisely would Bill Clinton be the Commander-In-Chief of a British citizen?

    • Not to mention that the President is only the C-in-C of the United States Armed Forces, not all 300 million citizens. And the President knows this, and does not blithely assert that power over a civilian. Which is one of the many reasons I called this Grade-A horseshit.

  24. First of all, let’s take into consideration that Tom Sizemore was regularly fucking Heidi Fleiss at one time *cold shivers*, so his perception of things might be a bit skewed. Secondly, if Bill did get into Liz’s drawers, MOZEL TOV!

  25. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    At first I thought this was SJP with a really good make-up artist.

  26. This story is most likely bullshit, but it’s a good story. Who doesn’t want to fuck Hurley? Nobody straight, I’ll tell you that. I don’t give a damn if she’s almost 20 years older than me, I’d get in dat ass.

  27. Brian

    Sizemore was the bomb in “Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man”. If you don’t know what that is, look up the trailer NOW.

  28. This probably happened, but it sure as fuck did not happen in the fucked up way Tom Sizemore described it, that’s for sure. Good Lord.

  29. cc

    You never know. Bill sure would. And as hot as I find her, I am of the distinct impression that she’s a dunce, so…

  30. right

    I fully believe this story because:Chris Christey is getting his ass kicked on the Bridge scandal. The people who knew about this dropped the story to hurt Hilary’s chances in 2016. This was about politics, not sex. Anybody think this is a coincidence, the story all of a sudden drops, after all this time. Politics is a dirty business.

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