Bill Clinton Is ‘Still Dicking Bimbos’ According To Colin Powell’s Emails

As someone who tries to pretend he’s some sort of intellectual beneath his gutter-wallowing, smut-peddling facade, I should probably say something like a woman shouldn’t be judged by the actions of her husband unless you’ve obviously got a Dottie Sandusky situation going on where she’s turning up Antique Road Show to drown out the noises from the basement. I also should probably say something about reveling in the publication of private emails. However, I didn’t become a gutter-wallowing smut-peddler by accident, so of course I saw the words “Bill Clinton Still Dicking Bimbos” and went, “Well, I’m definitely clicking on this…” because I’m a human being with the curiosity center of an 11-year-old. So there’s that if you want to get down in the mud with me, and also this stuff about Colin Powell playing guitar with Clint Eastwood on saxophone and trying to impress a woman with how hard he shreds. I’m not even joking.

But once you’re done gorging yourself at the trough of politicians drunk on their own power, here’s a fucking awesome long read from The Smoking Gun about the recent spat of email hacks – and more importantly DC Leaks, the site publishing the latest batch from Colin Powell – where you’ll learn we’re probably doing exactly what Russia wants us to do by reading and spreading this shit all over the place because it has penis talk in it (and Clint Eastwood playing the saxophone). It’s like they know me better than I know myself.

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