I lounge with a stiff drink in my hands. My wounds from that creature, that ABOMINATION, still stung from the chlorine in the pool. But I’m safe here. We left it for dead in Costa Rica. Thousands of miles away. I sip from my whiskey. Ah, Vegas, you make everything better. For a moment, I close my eyes and savor the sun.
“Y’AAALLLL”
NO! How?! Not here! My God, the people… Is there nowhere a man can gamble without fear of mastication by forces unknown? More importantly, I just had this room comped.
“Y’AAALLLL”
Let this be the final countdown, monster. Today, one man fights back – with a vengeance. And, also, a lounge chair slathered in bacon. EN GARDE!
Photos: Flynet
One of the best post ever! Good job fish!
What a ^%$&$%$ woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine SEEKING GOSSIP reported her joined the beautiful women for wealthy men personals site “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she??????? ?????or fools us????
I’m totally convinced now: SHE IS FINISHED, entirely!!
First and foremost, yes, she is fat, ugly, and untalented. Always has been, always will be.
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you are blind.
I saw her live at the vmas in 2000. She was more perfect than anyone will ever be.
She still isn’t ugly or really fat, just thick. It is hard to be cute if you wear your hair like that and don’t know how to put on makeup anymore.
bottom up?
you must be 4 years old and know nothing of the years before you were born. I think she is the youngest person to ever have a diamond record.
hahahahahahahaha!!!!! I love the way you write, man! That was a beautiful story!!!!!
hahahahahahahaha!!!!! I love the way you write, man! That was a beautiful story!!!!!