I lounge with a stiff drink in my hands. My wounds from that creature, that ABOMINATION, still stung from the chlorine in the pool. But I’m safe here. We left it for dead in Costa Rica. Thousands of miles away. I sip from my whiskey. Ah, Vegas, you make everything better. For a moment, I close my eyes and savor the sun.
“Y’AAALLLL”
NO! How?! Not here! My God, the people… Is there nowhere a man can gamble without fear of mastication by forces unknown? More importantly, I just had this room comped.
“Y’AAALLLL”
Let this be the final countdown, monster. Today, one man fights back – with a vengeance. And, also, a lounge chair slathered in bacon. EN GARDE!
Photos: Flynet
cltsig | June 16, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I’d still hit it
Lola | June 16, 2008 at 12:43 pm
LOL….. she’s a weird one
p0nk | June 16, 2008 at 12:45 pm
blue shirt dude seems happy to see her.
Marc | June 16, 2008 at 12:48 pm
She is built like a man. There is a picture of her on TMZ and her legs are like tree trunks, she is huge. Her neck, arms, back, legs, are all so masculine.
Ted Mosby | June 16, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Not a good top for her but better than Kim K.
Barely Stearn | June 16, 2008 at 12:49 pm
That’s a yum yum in my book…
On a related note: Fish, get up off your ass and fix this site! Posting here is more difficult than finding the device that is holding up Kim Kardashian’s ass from the forces of gravity…
mimi | June 16, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Looking GOOD Brit!
Dura | June 16, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I still want to see the sex tape.
SlowMonkey | June 16, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Run Fish. Smart money’s on the Manic.
Jinky Jibes | June 16, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I am Britney’s biggest fan, and she looks good, u haters r jus jelouse of her skinny body, she is talented and a gr8 mom! she’s coming back!!!1
I LOVE U BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
veggi | June 16, 2008 at 12:54 pm
10- we are NOT a group of french lice..
Marc | June 16, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Kim K may have a big fat ass, but at least she looks female, Britney looks like a man.
Danielle | June 16, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Yes, Jinky Jibes (beautiful name btw.)
We are SO “jelouse”. Just by looking at those pics, it makes me wanna go down a 32 ounce pepsi, a JUMBO bag of cheetos and the entire Dollar Menu at McDonald’s just so I can get that beautiful blotchy skin, flabby mid section and angelic voice of the GREAT Britney Spears.
daguz | June 16, 2008 at 1:01 pm
What is the mating call of the southern female?
…..
Y’AAALLLL, Ah think I’m druuunk!
joho777 | June 16, 2008 at 1:06 pm
At least she didn’t unleash that Godawful open-mouth grin of hers. Whew!
deacon jones | June 16, 2008 at 1:09 pm
#14 fail
nipolian | June 16, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Shortly after these photos were taken…….Sean the Vegas cabana boy could be heard saying “I aint touching that fucking nasty towel”.
daguz | June 16, 2008 at 1:13 pm
#16 all deacons suck ass. Take your cig smoking ass back to law school and go to carolina or something. WF sucks. ;)
Dave | June 16, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I refuse to see any more recent Britney pics. I’ll stick with my collection from 2000, thank you very much.
deacon jones | June 16, 2008 at 1:22 pm
#18 I’m trying to masterbate but can’t quite get a hold of it. Will you hold it?
Auntie Kryst | June 16, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I like how she makes her paid friend wear a towel around her waste too..
Andy | June 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Shitney looks like a manly hippo.
Jinky Jibes | June 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm
STFU dannilee, ur just a fat n jelouse looser. britney is better than u will ever be, and she is skinny and pretty!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
Auntie Kryst | June 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Goddamnit..
waste = waist. I’m jelouse of good spellours. Don’t h8.
veggi | June 16, 2008 at 1:32 pm
hahaha Auntie!!
p0nk | June 16, 2008 at 1:37 pm
#23, i hope to God that English isn’t your first language. Britney should be proud to have a fan like you.
jelouse looser | June 16, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Im a fat h8er looser..
Ra-Thor | June 16, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Funny!!!! I really enjoy reading ur adventures with that beast.keep it up.
andie | June 16, 2008 at 1:47 pm
LMAO @ 24
*wipes a tear*
*sigh*
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I fucking swear… if you are older than 18, stop using the fucking “UR” and “h8R” and all that other stupid shit, or we’ll have to torture you the way they do Taliban prisoners and loop her albums 24/ 7 until your ears bleed. Stupid fucks…
Grunion | June 16, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Cannonball !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yikes | June 16, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Gee I wonder if Bally’s still wants her as a spokesperson now that she is in such good shape. I’m guessing no.
FRIST!!! | June 16, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Auntie, don’t sweat it, I have TWO spelling bee trophies and still I spell things wrong sometimes.
Wate, no I don’t..
Paul | June 16, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I think she still looks good, and I’d tap her before I’d tap Kim Kardashian. They both vie for my affections all the time, and I always have to choose between them, and I always choose Britney. Then I look in the mirror and see how awesome I am, and I compliment myself. Then I get dressed.
dmatt | June 16, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Is she covering her pregnant belly? Or is that similar to Kim K. wearing a wrap around the waist? ’cause the camera adds 10.. imean 20-30 pounds.
Sport | June 16, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Why do the sluttiest tramps always have a cross around their neck? strippers, porn stars, beached pop whales…
It’s like if you take in the ass, or sleep with paparazzi and shit its all good as long as you are sporting the cross around your turkey neck.
Eric | June 16, 2008 at 2:13 pm
She’s still the hottest, by far.
Lola | June 16, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I completely agree…. Please no more “h8R” or “UR” spelling…. That shit is annoying as hell and just plain juvenille
Shitney will always be Shitney and no one give cares about her silly ass
Cindy | June 16, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Love her.
Love.
Her.
LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
secybirch | June 16, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Nasty ugly woman. Who is she? I heard about her on a site called “popstarswithnotalentswhogotfatandlooney.com
You betcha... | June 16, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Oh my god, wow, superficial writer has really been sucking hard lately at his witty comments..”monster”…dude, give it up…throw in the towel, you obviously are through with writing anything even close to funny, or even somewhat witty… You suck!! you’re effing terrible….it’s beyond dreadful…..The whole Brit thing is sooo over….find new material you douche bag…
Randal | June 16, 2008 at 4:04 pm
You’re looking great britney, loving the hair up in the crunchie like that for it reveals your neck and ears.
I’ve heard that Kevin continues to fuel the flame in your heart and I’m really pushing to see the two of you back together again — for love, not the image.
Congratulations on all you’ve accomplished this past year. Love you lots! xoxo
Randal
NATALIE | June 16, 2008 at 5:11 pm
RANDAL- I THINK YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU HAVE A GOOD SPIRIT. KEEP IT UP.
NATALIE
sameshitdifferentyear | June 16, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Okay, this is the last post I am going to make about this person. It is going to be vague and disjointed.
First and foremost, yes, she is fat, ugly, and untalented. Always has been, always will be. I have made this a mantra, along with a 4-letter word, and this last post about this individual is about something else, that is why the fourth word was retracted this one time.
She never had a chance. This goes beyond the standardized, boiler-plate parent(s) who guide or even force their children into the spotlight, for the money or to fulfill some lost opportunity of the over-the-hill caretakers. Deeper than that, and that is enough to say, it takes families generations to reach this point.
I think that BSpears and PHilton are two opposing ends, Spears going bottom-up, Hilton going top-down. They met at the middle for about 3 days, out of necessity. They both embrace artificiality to an inhuman degree. How far back it goes is interesting and moot, Paris in particular shows us something simple and definite, every photo, so pretty far.
And now this individual is serving a purpose, and doing it well. She never had a chance, and is so utterly devoid of talent, it is possible to do whatever it is. Freedom of choice, but how many choices are we aware of at the moment? Particularly the early one.
Don’t understand this, copy and paste it and reread every once in a great while if it piques your interest. Over and out.
Last post about this person from me.
sameshitdifferentyear | June 16, 2008 at 5:18 pm
#24 lol
sammy | June 16, 2008 at 5:34 pm
i’d still tap dat. you know she swallows like a champ.
Britneys Social Life | June 16, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Drop the towel Britney … This is the 21st century. We all know you wear hair extensions, wear the same Go-Go boots rain or shine, eat Cheetos by the truckload, are having a bout with your own mortality and sanity, and we all know you’re – less than fit & trim.
Jeezus – If Kim Lardassian can shine her big ole ass all over the place …
then so can YOU Batgirl !!
Harry Ballzack | June 16, 2008 at 6:58 pm
@10 – What the hell did you just say ?
School – try it. But beware – it’s not for all. You see – not everyone does the
“txt msg” yet and can still spell full words …. WITHOUT using numbers for visual aids. ( I felt like Jimmy Olsen trying to decode your secret message)
and I’m far from “Jealous” (spell police are everywhere ….)
ptiffany | June 16, 2008 at 10:03 pm
she is crazy
OMG2 | June 16, 2008 at 10:31 pm
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire da’ting s’ite ——”W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
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