BEST OF 2014: Courtney Stodden Plays The Field

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »

It’s Laurel From ‘Arrow’ In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014
In case you didn't get the hint from the Jessica Simpson post, there's jackshit happening, so here's Arrow star Katie Cassidy in Miami where I hope to God a seagull flies off with her stupid chin implant that should've been grounds to write her off the second season because… More »

Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014
- Gwyneth Paltrow's into Tantra now. [Lainey Gossip] - Scott Disick seems really, really awesome to be the person you can't stop having kids with. [Fishwrapper] - Elton John and Lance Bass had competing weddings. I'll let an expert handle this. [Dlisted] - The Strong And Flexible Caitlin Rice… More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014
- Selena Gomez came down with the drama in front of Beyonce. Girlfriennnddd... [Lainey Gossip] - Nicki Minaj is going to blow up dickheads. [Fishwrapper] - The time Alex Trebek almost quit Jeopardy because he was asked to have feelings. [Dlisted] - Wake Up With Jennifer [theCHIVE]… More »

Bertney & The Amazing Computer Magicked Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
Bertney And The Amazing Computer Magicked Berkini Belly A Positive Reinforcement Reader It was a very special day for Bertney. She was at the courthouse seeing the nice old judge who always had the best news to tell Papa. "Well, Mr. Spears," the judge said from his very tall wooden seat. "After watching the surveillance… More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
- Aaron Sorkin should really stop talking. [Lainey Gossip] - James Franco only wants to fuck Lana Del Rey's music. Her vagina bores him. [Fishwrapper] - Scary Spice's husband might be an abusive asshole. [Dlisted] - Nothing Beats A Woman's POV [theCHIVE] - Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still… More »

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014
- And welcome to the Prince George Christmas photos that just made your girlfriend ovulate. [Lainey Gossip] - Thor just talked shit on Miley Cyrus. [Fishwrapper] - Lindsay Lohan says she'll never move back to LA. The streets are safe again! [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problem… More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
- Brad Pitt's hit by the Sony email leaks now. [Lainey Gossip] - Tori Spelling is a goddamn crazy person. In case that wasn't clear. [Fishwrapper] - George Clooney doesn't take bad reviews well. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - Remember whe… More »

Kate Upton Is Topless

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Here's Kate Upton posing topless for the "Kate Upton Gets Intimate" behind-the-scenes video for Sports Illustrated because I'm guessing God needed a way to apologize for letting a child molester win the lottery, and this will work. This'll do the trick. Accidents happen. THE SUPERFICIAL |… More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
- George Clooney predicted the Sony email leaks. [Lainey Gossip] - The Duggars are actually effecting legislation. This is why there's 100 of them. [Fishwrapper] - Benedict Cumberbatch sucking face with Reese Witherspoon, anyone? [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] -… More »

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