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Lisa Opie In A Bikini Will Cap The Week

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Well, we survived our first The Crap We Missed-less week and whether or not this will be our new normal has yet to be decided. The important thing is Photo Boy really came into his own this week and did some yeoman's work which is why it'll be unfortunate if he… More »

Gigi Hadid Is Your New Kate Upton

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Here's 19-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit rookie Gigi Hadid posing for Guess which I thought might be a nice change of pace from (alleged) rapists joking about their rapes and Shia LaBeouf dancing half-naked with a 12-year-old in a cage. Plus the next post is about… More »

Good Morning, Dakota James & Halle Von’s Butts, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
- Victoria Beckham is basically Ariana Grande. [Lainey Gossip] - Vivica A. Fox is defending Bill Cosby now. [Fishwrapper] - Justin Theroux is a gift to Jennifer Aniston from her dead ex-boyfriend? Why not? [Dlisted] - No, Your Dick Is Not Too Big To Wear A Condom [… More »

Good Morning, Laura Cremaschi, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015
- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! [Lainey Gossip] - Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. [Fishwrapper] - John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. [Dlisted] - Feminists made priests molest children? That's your excuse? [The Frisky]… More »

Ela Rose In A Bikini Wants To Hear About Your Day

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015
Welcome to Day 3 of our The Crap We Missed-less existence, and I'm not about to bore you to death with the details of our photo contract negotiations when there are still boobs to look at on the Internet and this shit might take a while. That said, I'm pretty sure I broke… More »

Good Morning, Caitlin O’Connor, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015
- Scarlett Johansson is doing the live-action Ghost In The Shell now. [Lainey Gossip] - Dear Tara Reid, every phone in America has an HD camera now. You're not fooling anybody. [Fishwrapper] - Here's Jamie Dornan talking about his dick. [Dlisted] - Princeton Mom thinks child molestation is just… More »

Gather ‘Round Michelle Lewin’s Butt, Children

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015
First off, huge thanks to all you thoughtful bastards for the ideas to keep The Crap We Missed alive yesterday. We're definitely weighing our options, but in the meantime, you may have noticed Photo Boy man-handled all the writing today, and that's because I just found out yesterday we're getting a… More »

Katy Perry’s Banging John Mayer Again

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Knowing exactly how to kick a year in its balls while it's down, Katy Perry's letting the Prince of Douche touch her huge boobs again, because everything is bad. IT'S ALL RUINED! *slaps Fish's tray to floor, runs out of cafeteria* Via Daily Mail: Apparently aware of keeping… More »

Good Morning, Hannah Nicole, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015
- Kristen Stewart is probably a lesbian now. No really. [Lainey Gossip] - Farrah Abraham's dating married dudes now. [Fishwrapper] - Bradley Cooper's nipples are high art now. [Dlisted] - Wait, #GamerGate is still happening? Jesus Christ. [The Frisky] - Raffaella Modugno in a bikini [… More »

A Word On The Crap We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015
Alright, team, take a knee. 2014 was an awesome year. We had over two million more of you visit the site than in 2013, and I'll never regret sleeping with that floating skull to make that happen. Except our success required purchasing photos that returned their investment, and then some, so naturally someone had the… More »

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