What’s Up, Jaime Pressly’s Butt? And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2014
- Even Miley Cyrus can avoid the paparazzi, Kanye. It's your wife. [Lainey Gossip] - And Kendra's pulling a Tori Spelling. Of course. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breast GIFs. Get on it. [theCHIVE] - Whoreling 1 and Whoreling 2 are going to be wonderful adults. Just wonderful. [Fishwrapper] … More »

Courtney Stodden’s In A Lettuce Bikini Again

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2014
Because shoving giant cartoon tits into a lettuce bikini is the most effective, if not the only way to truly save the animals, here's Courtney Stodden handing out veggie dogs at a PETA event on Capitol Hill yesterday. You'll also notice her mother keeps seductively rubbing Courtney's … More »

Well, That Horse Is Dead

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2014
Here's Paris Hilton's new video for "Come Alive" which I didn't make Photo Boy screencap because I like to draw the line at sexually-tinged indentured servitude. Anyway, I don't know what the digital equivalent of taking a piss on something then lighting it on fire is (Wait. Yes, I … More »

It’s Jeff Goldblum’s 31-Year-Old Fiancee In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2014
"Hey, everyone look at my new wife I found!" "Thank you, sir, I was out there for weeks after falling from that boat. I'm so very hungry." "Isn't she lovely?" "Sir, please, I'm losing consciousness." "Wanna see me kiss her?!" Yup, nailed it. Photos: Fame/Flynet … More »

‘Aw Yeah, Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics!’ – Nobody

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2014
Because once you write about one coke-monster, you kind of want to write about them all, here's Lindsay Lohan swimming off her hangover in Ischia yesterday. And if these seem spectacularly disappointing, you should see the Kate Upton bikini pics we couldn't afford. I'm talking her giant … More »

Good God, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2014
- Apparently Jenny McCarthy thinks celebrities cause autism. [Lainey Gossip] - Brody Jenner doesn't hate Kim Kardashian. He just won't inconvenience himself for her. [Dlisted] - Funny Girl Sex Guide: How Not To Neglect The Titties [The Frisky] - Angie Varona has some curves. [theCHIVE] - Sasquatch's … More »

Bethenny Frankel Wore Her Daughter’s Clothes, Pissed Off Mommy Bloggers

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2014
On Sunday, Bethenny Frankel posted an Instagram photo of herself in her four-year-old daughter Bryn's clothes which apparently pissed off a bunch of mommy bloggers concerned about unhealthy body images (?) and whatever it is mommy bloggers like to complain about. Not that I'm saying this shit … More »


By: The Superficial / July 14, 2014
If you've been following the site lately, then you're probably aware of my recent obsession with Hilary Duff. Shit, I invited you all to the wedding. (Still need those RVSPs.) And if you work for law enforcement, then you've probably been waiting for me to slip up, so you can finally … More »

Jessica Alba Bikini Photos Don’t Wait Until Morning And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 13, 2014
- Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal drank at my old college bar. Their pee burns now. [Lainey Gossip] - Forever 21 once fired Chrissy Teigen for being too fat. It's what Jesus would do. [Dlisted] - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE] - Mila Kunis is about to … More »

Get Your Naked Titties Away From Will Smith

By: The Superficial / July 10, 2014
"Will! Will! Look at my boobs! I took out my boobs for you!" "Girl, get outta here. The man's trying to tell me about his boat." "So, as you can see, Will, below deck offers complete privacy. The help knows never to disturb.. my work." Photos: FameFlynet, Splash News … More »

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