How Dare Mere Muggles Tell Gwyneth Paltrow Not To Ride Her Vespa?!

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow was filmed cutting off a school bus (above) with her Vespa as her daughter rode behind her because the laws of physics are a beggar's game. Except apparently the lowly mortals who call themselves "school chiefs" felt they had the authority to dictate Gwyneth's means of conveyance while sloughing her childre… More »

Good Morning, Chelsea Heath, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
- Chris Martin's singing for Jennifer Lawrence at his concerts now. [Lainey Gossip] - Matthew McConaughey is officially not in Magic Mike XXL. THIS WORLD MUST BURN. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breast GIFs. Don't resist them. [theCHIVE] - Lindsay Lohan looks.. healthy? No, that can't be right. [Fishwrapper] - GWAR has a new lead singer named… More »

The Other Models Are Mean To Kendall™, You Guys

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
Kendall Jenner genuinely believes her modeling career is solely the result of "hard work," and being like super pretty, but even models whose diets consist of a sprig of kale and heroin know it's because someone who fell out of the same vagina as her got peed on in a sex tape. In Touch WeeklyMore »

A Lady Gaga Post? Okay, Why Not?

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
So remember Lady Gaga? Weird nose, kind of a Madonna thing going on? It's not important. Anyway, here she is in Athens yesterday where she did a bunch of stuff with her tits and ass which I'm now posting on the Internet for people to get boners from because journalism isn't always NFL players beatingMore »

Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Headed For Divorce

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger already shat in our ears musically, so what other purpose could their marriage possibly serve after that? It did what Satan intended it to do, and now it's time for her to fuck some other shitty band from my freshman year of college. Us Weekly reports: "It's over," a source… More »

Good Morning, Nikki Lund, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
- George Clooney only has nine days left to say "Psyche!" [Lainey Gossip] - Beyonce will Photoshop the lip syncing in later. [Dlisted] - It's Yoga Pants Season [theCHIVE] - Alanis Morisette is blonde now. [Fishwrapper] - Having trouble going into labor? Batman a purse snatcher. [The Frisky] - CBS pulled "Run This Town" because… More »

A Moment For Candice Swanepoel’s Butt

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2014
I've got another post coming up where some asshole not only defends Adrian Peterson, but openly considers using a switch on his child. So before we all feel really dark inside from churning up repressed childhood memories, here's Candice Swanepoel's butt whose dimples have never beaten a child. Trust me, I have cameras everywhere. I… More »

Beyonce Has The Photoshop

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2014
Joan Rivers's death might have exposed the fatal danger of selfies in the medical field, and large swaths of America still thinks it's acceptable to beat children with wooden objects, but let's take a moment for the very serious issue of whether or not Beyonce is Photoshopping herself again. After posting a new bikini picture… More »

Good Morning, Ana Braga, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2014
- Here's Beyonce drinking champagne, everyone who bought the pregnancy rumors. [Lainey Gossip] - Ariana Grande hopes all her fans "fucking die." [Dlisted] - Booty Shorts Have My Attention [theCHIVE] - Adrienne Baillon is still shitting on the Kardashians. [Fishwrapper] - Yes, let's ask Miss America pageant contestants about Ray Rice. This should go well. More »

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014
- Holy shit, Angelina Jolie's new boobs are in a tanktop. [Lainey Gossip] - John Travolta's pube beard will talk about those gay allegations now. [Dlisted] - In case Claudia Romani isn't enough bikini butt for you, enjoy. [theCHIVE] - Kylie Jenner is a Kardashian Dirty Bomb waiting to explode. [Fishwrapper] - There's a homele… More »

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