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Ela Rose In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Here’s Ela Rose who you’ll notice is not a treatise on racism or justified outrage at police brutality, but instead an attractive woman with giant breasts. And while we’re talking about breasts, let’s set the record straight on 138 Water: I’m in no way paid to post their pics. In fact, here’s how it works. More »


Jenna Chapple Is Subtle And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

- Amber Heard is putting Johnny Depp’s scarves on the curb soon. [Lainey Gossip]

- Annie Lennox basically calls Madonna an attention whore. [Fishwrapper]

– Godammit, there’s another Duggar coming. Somebody get a scientist pregnant. Quick, quickly now! [Dlisted]

- Redheads, We Need You Now More Than Ever [theCHIVE]… More »


Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now’s the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin‘s butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won’t handle a candle to Stefanie Knight. Seriously, all of… More »


Stefanie Knight Wins The 138 Water Bikini Photos And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

- Cameron Diaz does Cosmo. [Lainey Gossip]

– Are your eyes worthy enough to gaze upon the Gosling-Mendes Child? [Fishwrapper]

- Rosario Dawson adopted a 12-year-old girl. How about a 34-year-old man-boy? Kids need siblings. [Dlisted]

– Remember when Kate Upton’s breasts were in zero gravity? Here are some… More »


Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married Again If Anyone Gives A Shit

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014

Because I’ll use any excuse to post bikini photos, here are some words about Scarlett Johansson‘s secret wedding to that French guy who knocked her up, Radicchio Something. Via Page Six:

A source tells Page Six, “Scarlett and Romain were married in a very intimate ceremony after the birth of their daughter. They… More »


Ela Rose Topless in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 11.25.14

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Posted by Photo Boy

It’s been a long day filling in for Fish that contained two rape posts, one of which playfully suggested maybe everyone in Ferguson is knee-jerk crazy and took a swipe at football worship, so I’m going to find a bunker to hide in. But before I go, I wanted… More »


Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Posted by Photo Boy

- Jennifer Aniston still has to talk about the Rachel haircut. [Lainey Gossip]

- Demi Lovato says she has nothing in common with Miley Cyrus, but I believe penis cake would tell a whole different tale. [Fishwrapper]

- Amber Heard is tired of old peni… More »


Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / November 23, 2014

Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I’m posting now so they don’t get buried beneath AMAs red carpet pics, or worse, the… More »


Good Morning, Alexandra Eriksson, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014

- Benedict Cumberbatch wants to be Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]

– This is what Kylie Jenner looks like without 800 pounds of war paint. [Fishwrapper]

- Donald Sutherland thinks Jennifer Lawrence is Jesus, so guess who saw the nudes. [Dlisted]

- Rip-Roaring Redheads Coming In Hot [theCHIVE]… More »


Don’t Friend Taryn Manning On Facebook

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2014

Crossroads star (That was entirely relevant.) Taryn Manning has been arrested for threatening a former friend/maybe ex-girlfriend in violation of a previous restraining order, according to TMZ:

Taryn had been ordered to stay away from Jeanine Heller, a former pal after the two ended up in court and a judge issued a mutual… More »


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