Take Pictures Of My Boy #BBare And You Get Your Shit Crashed Into, Son

By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014
Picture dis: You're riding your ATV across da Canadian sunset wit #YoBestHo behind you, rubbin' her fake titties all over yo back when outta nowhere, mothafuckin paparazzi show up in a minivan and start takin' pictures! Now do you: A. Keep ridin' dat ho in da sunset. 2. Tell them mothafuckas to ste… More »

Nicole Scherzinger’s In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014
- A Message From The Superficial [Facebook] - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are banging in Canada. [Lainey Gossip] - It's Angelina Jolie's wedding dres- HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER HANDS? [Dlisted] - Labor Day Bikinis [theCHIVE] - No, she's not right. Fuck you, Demi Lovato! More »

Here’s Coco’s Giant Anus Because F*ck It

By: The Superficial / August 29, 2014
So it took me at least two hours to get Rihanna up, and I practically forced these Coco bikini pics into the site using a crowbar because apparently our database has "corrupt tables," and I can't even tell you who the hell's bribing them. Couple that with a distinct lack of… More »

Rihanna’s In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / August 29, 2014
- Jessica Alba's organic diaper company is worth a billion dollars. A BILLION. [Lainey Gossip] - I'm going to assume James Haven's response will be "Muuuurrder..." [Dlisted] - A Bikini A Day Keeps The Doctor Away [theCHIVE] - Ariana Grande's brother is a fucking douchebag. [Fishwrapper] -… More »

Lara Bingle Is Topless

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2014
Remember Sam Worthington? That guy who was in every single movie that came out between 2009 and 2010? It's not important. Here's his girlfriend Lara Bingle's giant naked breasts just like I promised you in the Jon Stewart post which makes me more accurate than The Bible. More »

Nina Dobrev’s In A Bikini, Probably Banging Alexander Ludwig

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2014
My knowledge of Nina Dobrev pretty much starts and ends with she's on not-True Blood, and I had to Google who the hell Alexander Ludwig even is. So here's the two of them together because this site is a goddamn collision course of superstar fame provided there are butt… More »

Anais Zanotti & Ana Braga In Bikinis And Other News

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2014
- Gwen Stefani was at the Emmy's too. I had no idea. [Lainey Gossip] - Those are Paula Patton's nipples. [Dlisted] - Downblouses: Somehow They Always Found Me [theCHIVE] - Courtney Love looking her best still frightens my penis. [Fishwrapper] - Nick Cannon's dad might be talking… More »

Good Morning, Natalia Proza, And Other News

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014
- Chris Martin is allowed to hear the words Angelina Jolie? That can't be right. [Lainey Gossip] - Religion is denying you Cersei's boobs. And maybe even mons pubis. This is HBO! [Dlisted] - Wait. Are her breasts flying the plane? They can do that?! [theCHIVE] - John Stamo… More »

Good Morning, Ola Jordan, And Other News

By: The Superficial / August 22, 2014
- Chris Pratt has reached Christian Bale-ian levels of awesome. [Lainey Gossip] - Brooke Mueller made her assistant be a drug mule? That sounds exactly right. [Dlisted] - Let's Put Some Asian In The Equation [theCHIVE] - LeAnn Rimes could be pregnant any second now. [Fishwrapper] -… More »

Michelle Rodriguez & Zac Efron Broke Up

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014
And just as soon as it began, Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron's relationship is already over, so assume the whole thing went exactly like this: "Oh. Sniff. Hey. Sniff. Oh. You like coke? Sniff. Yeah. Cool. Sniff. Oh, shit, we're fucking? Uh uh uh. Sniff. Yeah! Sniff. Backflips, yeah,… More »

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