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Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014

- George Clooney predicted the Sony email leaks. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Duggars are actually effecting legislation. This is why there’s 100 of them. [Fishwrapper]

- Benedict Cumberbatch sucking face with Reese Witherspoon, anyone? [Dlisted]

- Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE]

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It’s Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

Robert Pattinson‘s previous girlfriend avoided direct sunlight unless it was to get her vagina licked by another man, so it must be a nice to finally date someone he can take to the beach and who doesn’t even complain when the paparazzi take detailed photographs of her taint. And people said it was downhill for… More »


Toni Garrn Broke The First Rule of Leo Club: Don’t Talk About Leo Club

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club with 20 women even though he was supposedly still dating Toni Garrn, and I have no idea why I just acted like that means something. – *schedules MRI for brain tumor* – Anyway, now things are starting to add up because before his night of being Leonardo… More »


Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

- Kate Middleton has mastered the side-eye. [Lainey Gossip]

– Who the fuck is Azealia Banks? [Fishwrapper]

- Julia Roberts shills for Givenchy now. [Dlisted]

- Real Pornhub Comments Posted On Stock Images [theCHIVE]

- Lena Dunham‘s book got the wrong person publicly outed as her alleged… More »


Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014

It’s been a contentious time of race relations, the horrible alleged crimes of once-beloved idols, and the long-simmering debate of whether or not little people should be given a gun and a badge. So here’s Olivia Wilde in a bikini for no other reason than she’s in a bikini. I’m not even mentioning that she… More »


Kate Hudson’s Single

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014

I’ll use any excuse, even ones with ghosts, to put Kate Hudson‘s butt in a bikini in a post, so here’s PEOPLE announcing she’s called off her engagement to Matt Bellamy:

“Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now,” Hudson’s rep tells PEOPLE. “Despite this, they remain very close friends and… More »


Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014

The last post was some god awful shit, so here’s the inspiring tale of Karrueche Tran, a young girl who basically stuck her head in a lion’s mouth to get famous and somehow survived long enough to pose for bikini photos as soon they broke up to keep her Q factor high. That’s way more… More »


Good Morning, Ela Rose, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / December 9, 2014

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- Scarlett Johansson freestyle rapped at Vice’s Hipster Pilgrimage. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Pratt will soak all the Internet panties now. [Fishwrapper]

- Taylor Lautner went to a gay bar. [Dlisted]

– Tugging on your clothes is an automatic pass to the nice… More »


Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

- Coldplay might finally be over. [Lainey Gossip]

– Hey, Eddie Cibrian needs that money to buy laxatives. [Fishwrapper]

- Kendra Wilkinson made $500,000 in six months from stripping. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- The Hunger Games porn parody is here. [TheMore »


Kat Torres In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014

Alright, folks, provided Photo Boy‘s severed head isn’t strapped to a tortoise with a bomb in it, The Crap We Missed will return Monday where you can fill it full of your brain shits for The Most Important People on The Internet because doing work at your desk is for chumps. In the meantime, here’… More »


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