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Good Morning, Ela Rose, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / December 9, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - Scarlett Johansson freestyle rapped at Vice's Hipster Pilgrimage. [Lainey Gossip] - Chris Pratt will soak all the Internet panties now. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Lautner went to a gay bar. [Dlisted] - Tugging on your clothes is an automatic pass to the nice list. [theCHIVE] - Someone took the time to… More »


Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
- Coldplay might finally be over. [Lainey Gossip] - Hey, Eddie Cibrian needs that money to buy laxatives. [Fishwrapper] - Kendra Wilkinson made $500,000 in six months from stripping. [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE] - The Hunger Games porn parody is here. [The Frisky] - Robert Pattinson is having sex with… More »


Kat Torres In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014
Alright, folks, provided Photo Boy's severed head isn't strapped to a tortoise with a bomb in it, The Crap We Missed will return Monday where you can fill it full of your brain shits for The Most Important People on The Internet because doing work at your desk is for chumps. In the meantime, here'… More »


Dear Hilary Duff: AARON CARTER’S GONNA KEEL YOU, GIRL, RUN!!

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014
Aaron Carter already made shit creepy enough by expressing his undying love for Hilary Duff on Twitter which he did back off on after she told Buzzfeed that it's weirding her out. Except here he is with a new Instagram pic of himself watching an old episode of Lizzie McQuire because helping your girl lock… More »


Whitney Port’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014
- Gwyneth Paltrow saved Meryl Streep's Thanksgiving. Take that, Martha Stewart! [Lainey Gossip] - Kendall Jenner's posting selfies of her panties now. [Fishwrapper] - LeAnn Rimes pulled some Madonna shit at the Rockefeller tree lighting. [Dlisted] - A Satantic Temple holiday display in Florida? Let's see how quickly that gets shot. [The Daily Banter] -More »


Ela Rose In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
Here's Ela Rose who you'll notice is not a treatise on racism or justified outrage at police brutality, but instead an attractive woman with giant breasts. And while we're talking about breasts, let's set the record straight on 138 Water: I'm in no way paid to post their pics. In fact, here's how it works. More »


Jenna Chapple Is Subtle And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
- Amber Heard is putting Johnny Depp's scarves on the curb soon. [Lainey Gossip] - Annie Lennox basically calls Madonna an attention whore. [Fishwrapper] - Godammit, there's another Duggar coming. Somebody get a scientist pregnant. Quick, quickly now! [Dlisted] - Redheads, We Need You Now More Than Ever [theCHIVE] - For the man lovers, a… More »


Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now's the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin's butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won't handle a candle to Stefanie Knight. Seriously, all of… More »


Stefanie Knight Wins The 138 Water Bikini Photos And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
- Cameron Diaz does Cosmo. [Lainey Gossip] - Are your eyes worthy enough to gaze upon the Gosling-Mendes Child? [Fishwrapper] - Rosario Dawson adopted a 12-year-old girl. How about a 34-year-old man-boy? Kids need siblings. [Dlisted] - Remember when Kate Upton's breasts were in zero gravity? Here are some GIFs. [theCHIVE] - Terry Crews shut… More »


Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married Again If Anyone Gives A Shit

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014
Because I'll use any excuse to post bikini photos, here are some words about Scarlett Johansson's secret wedding to that French guy who knocked her up, Radicchio Something. Via Page Six: A source tells Page Six, “Scarlett and Romain were married in a very intimate ceremony after the birth of their daughter. They kept the… More »


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