And Now Gerard Butler Trying To Bang A Woman On A Paddleboard

By: The Superficial / September 26, 2014
"Ya know, lass, the ocean's like a great big chemical toilet when ya think about it." "You're still rich, right?" "Aye." "Then I guess we're doing this..." THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter Photos: AKM-GSI, Splash New… More »

Chelsea Heath Is Topless Now And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2014
- Keira Knightley might be your other new True Detective person. [Lainey Gossip] - Christopher Walken as Captain Hook is goddamn nightmare fuel. [Dlisted] - Miranda Kerr's ass is just right. [theCHIVE] - Warning: Marijuana affects the mind. [Fishwrapper] - "Alright, class, time for vagina cookies!" [… More »

Dakota Johnson’s In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014
Everything about the Emma Watson situation makes me want to rub magnets all over the Internet before pissing in its open ports (Wow, that was oddly specific.), so here's Dakota Johnson in a bikini which is great for you because now you can tell people you saw her butt… More »

Good Morning, Ashley Lee, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014
- Chris Pratt has to put up with Ariana Grande this weekend. [Lainey Gossip] - Paula Deen is changed, y'all. [Dlisted] - Girls Tugging On Their Clothes is why we Internet. [theCHIVE] - James Franco is still writing shitty poetry about not banging Lindsay Lohan. [Fishwrapper] -… More »

Daphne Joy’s In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014
You're probably wondering how I can just go from a post defending Emma Watson and the virtues of feminism to Daphne Joy bikini photos, and it's simple, really. I push "Publish," and then people go, "Good heavens, are those ass and titties?" before clicking on each photo hundreds of thousands of… More »

Chelsea Heath’s Butt’s Back And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014
- Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are starting to be photographed together. [Lainey Gossip] - Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend who probably didn't name her cat Renessmee. [Dlisted] - What’s Monday Night Without Some NFL Cheerleaders? [theCHIVE] - Methinks the Beyonce Beyonces too hard. [Fishwrapper] -… More »

Kate Hudson Sees Dead People

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
In an interview with a British radio show, Kate Hudson revealed she once saw a woman's ghost which is all the excuse I need to repost these bikini photos of her ass. That other stuff I was talking about via Us Weekly: Hudson, who appeared on the U.K. talk show alongside… More »

Good Morning, Amanda Cerny, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
- Amy Adams is probably going to win another Oscar. [Lainey Gossip] - Don't pay money to see Lauryn Hill. [Dlisted] - Future Lower Back Problems means big breasts. In case that was too subtle. [theCHIVE] - Paula Patton is winning. [Fishwrapper] - David Bowie does a… More »

How Dare Mere Muggles Tell Gwyneth Paltrow Not To Ride Her Vespa?!

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow was filmed cutting off a school bus (above) with her Vespa as her daughter rode behind her because the laws of physics are a beggar's game. Except apparently the lowly mortals who call themselves "school chiefs" felt they had the authority to dictate Gwyneth's means of conveyance… More »

Good Morning, Chelsea Heath, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
- Chris Martin's singing for Jennifer Lawrence at his concerts now. [Lainey Gossip] - Matthew McConaughey is officially not in Magic Mike XXL. THIS WORLD MUST BURN. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breast GIFs. Don't resist them. [theCHIVE] - Lindsay Lohan looks.. healthy? No, that can't be right. [Fishwrapper]… More »

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