Good Morning, Ana Braga, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2014
- Here's Beyonce drinking champagne, everyone who bought the pregnancy rumors. [Lainey Gossip] - Ariana Grande hopes all her fans "fucking die." [Dlisted] - Booty Shorts Have My Attention [theCHIVE] - Adrienne Baillon is still shitting on the Kardashians. [Fishwrapper] - Yes, let's ask Miss America pageant … More »

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014
- Holy shit, Angelina Jolie's new boobs are in a tanktop. [Lainey Gossip] - John Travolta's pube beard will talk about those gay allegations now. [Dlisted] - In case Claudia Romani isn't enough bikini butt for you, enjoy. [theCHIVE] - Kylie Jenner is a Kardashian Dirty Bomb waiting to … More »

And Now Back To Sexy Celebrities In Bikinis, Or Just Demi Lovato

By: The Superficial / September 15, 2014
Now that I wrote a short novel about corporal punishment, here's Demi Lovato lounging poolside in a bikini which is about as non-controversial as it gets until you find yourself wondering where Wilmer Valderrama is and start Googling local high schools to see if they had Homecoming … More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 12, 2014
- Anna Wintour's 73 questions is a class study in non-fuck giving. [Lainey Gossip] - Tori Spelling is going to pretend her marriage is in shambles for a second season. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breasts GIFS? Get in there. [theCHIVE] - Mike Tyson responds well to being asked about that … More »

Amanda Cerny In A Bikini: The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / September 11, 2014
Alright, folks, Photo Boy is at a funeral today which means no The Crap We Missed and all the Prince Charles that entails. Fortunately, here's Amanda Cerny in some hot-ass bikini pics to make up for that. It's almost like she sensed I needed them, but don't … More »

Peggy From ‘Mad Men’ Is Still In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / September 11, 2014
"Alright, Ms. Moss, we gotcher, uh, standard paparazzi agreement here. You make with a boob grab, couple spread eagles, a nice, little seductive over the shoulder, and bada bing bada boom, we cut you a fat juicy check for your space church thingy." "It's a Thetan purification center." "Sure it … More »

Good Morning, Natalie Burn, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 11, 2014
- Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are being spotted in public. This shit's happening. [Lainey Gossip] - Since everyone enjoyed Jared Leto's dick so much, here's Zac Efron's hairy nipples. [Dlisted] - Redheads Are Masters of The Seductive Arts [theCHIVE] - Melissa Rivers tells jokes, too. I had no … More »

Good God, Raquel Rischard, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / September 10, 2014
Posted By Photo Boy - Reese Witherspoon is a heroin-addict hiker in Wild. But what about the baby?! [Lainey Gossip] - Hey, remember Jared Leto's gladiator helmet dick? That was only the beginning. [Dlisted] - Cameras Are A Girl's (Boobs') Best Friend [theCHIVE] - Kris Jenner in a bikini, … More »

Ashlee Simpson’s Sideboob In A Swimsuit, Anyone?

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2014
Normally, I start each morning with bikini photos, but today I decided to go with Shia LaBeouf's dick because sometimes I just want to watch the world burn. Anyway, to make up for that here's Ashlee Simpson sunbathing on her honeymoon which were basically free because … More »

Kesha Still Shouldn’t Wear Bathing Suits

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014
So remember back in May when Kesha looked sort of decent for a minute? That's all over now. But before I go any further, is it too soon to say these are almost as bad as the Ray Rice video? Because I definitely told Photo Boy to stop saying … More »

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