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Good Morning, Dakota James & Halle Von’s Butts, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015

- Victoria Beckham is basically Ariana Grande. [Lainey Gossip]

- Vivica A. Fox is defending Bill Cosby now. [Fishwrapper]

- Justin Theroux is a gift to Jennifer Aniston from her dead ex-boyfriend? Why not? [Dlisted]

- No, Your Dick Is Not Too Big To Wear A Condom [The Frisky]… More »


Good Morning, Laura Cremaschi, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015

- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! [Lainey Gossip]

- Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. [Fishwrapper]

- John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. [Dlisted]

- Feminists made priests molest children? That’s your excuse? [The Frisky]… More »


Ela Rose In A Bikini Wants To Hear About Your Day

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

Welcome to Day 3 of our The Crap We Missed-less existence, and I’m not about to bore you to death with the details of our photo contract negotiations when there are still boobs to look at on the Internet and this shit might take a while. That said, I’m pretty sure I broke Photo BoyMore »


Good Morning, Caitlin O’Connor, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

- Scarlett Johansson is doing the live-action Ghost In The Shell now. [Lainey Gossip]

– Dear Tara Reid, every phone in America has an HD camera now. You’re not fooling anybody. [Fishwrapper]

– Here’s Jamie Dornan talking about his dick. [Dlisted]

- Princeton Mom thinks child molestation is just… More »


Gather ‘Round Michelle Lewin’s Butt, Children

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015

First off, huge thanks to all you thoughtful bastards for the ideas to keep The Crap We Missed alive yesterday. We’re definitely weighing our options, but in the meantime, you may have noticed Photo Boy man-handled all the writing today, and that’s because I just found out yesterday we’re getting a new site as early… More »


Katy Perry’s Banging John Mayer Again

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Posted by Photo Boy

Knowing exactly how to kick a year in its balls while it’s down, Katy Perry‘s letting the Prince of Douche touch her huge boobs again, because everything is bad. IT’S ALL RUINED! *slaps Fish’s tray to floor, runs out of cafeteria* Via Daily Mail:
Apparently aware of keeping… More »


Good Morning, Hannah Nicole, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015

- Kristen Stewart is probably a lesbian now. No really. [Lainey Gossip]

- Farrah Abraham‘s dating married dudes now. [Fishwrapper]

- Bradley Cooper‘s nipples are high art now. [Dlisted]

– Wait, #GamerGate is still happening? Jesus Christ. [The Frisky]

- Raffaella Modugno in a bikini [WWTDD]… More »


A Word On The Crap We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

Alright, team, take a knee. 2014 was an awesome year. We had over two million more of you visit the site than in 2013, and I’ll never regret sleeping with that floating skull to make that happen. Except our success required purchasing photos that returned their investment, and then some, so naturally someone had the… More »


Tara Reid Poses Nude On Instagram, Gets Accused of Using Photoshop

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

While it seemed like 2015 was starting out with so much hope and promise, here’s Tara Reid posing nude on Instagram, so clearly we’re all about to be baptized in fire as the screams of our lamentations pierce the sky. It was a good run. But until then, here’s Tara’s latest bikini photo that her… More »


Good Morning, Ana Braga, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

- Gwyneth Paltrow will apparently milk this conscious uncoupling horseshit until the end of time. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston is finally healed after her divorce from Brad Pitt. — OR IS SHE?!! [Fishwrapper]

– Ladies and nerds, we’ve got Cumberbaby. Probably. [Dlisted]

- Macklemore‘s having a baby, too,… More »


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