Chelsea Heath’s Butt’s Back And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014
- Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are starting to be photographed together. [Lainey Gossip] - Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend who probably didn't name her cat Renessmee. [Dlisted] - What’s Monday Night Without Some NFL Cheerleaders? [theCHIVE] - Methinks the Beyonce Beyonces too hard. [Fishwrapper] - … More »

Kate Hudson Sees Dead People

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
In an interview with a British radio show, Kate Hudson revealed she once saw a woman's ghost which is all the excuse I need to repost these bikini photos of her ass. That other stuff I was talking about via Us Weekly: Hudson, who appeared on the U.K. talk show alongside … More »

Good Morning, Amanda Cerny, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
- Amy Adams is probably going to win another Oscar. [Lainey Gossip] - Don't pay money to see Lauryn Hill. [Dlisted] - Future Lower Back Problems means big breasts. In case that was too subtle. [theCHIVE] - Paula Patton is winning. [Fishwrapper] - David Bowie does a … More »

How Dare Mere Muggles Tell Gwyneth Paltrow Not To Ride Her Vespa?!

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow was filmed cutting off a school bus (above) with her Vespa as her daughter rode behind her because the laws of physics are a beggar's game. Except apparently the lowly mortals who call themselves "school chiefs" felt they had the authority to dictate Gwyneth's means of conveyance … More »

Good Morning, Chelsea Heath, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
- Chris Martin's singing for Jennifer Lawrence at his concerts now. [Lainey Gossip] - Matthew McConaughey is officially not in Magic Mike XXL. THIS WORLD MUST BURN. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breast GIFs. Don't resist them. [theCHIVE] - Lindsay Lohan looks.. healthy? No, that can't be right. [Fishwrapper] … More »

The Other Models Are Mean To Kendall™, You Guys

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
Kendall Jenner genuinely believes her modeling career is solely the result of "hard work," and being like super pretty, but even models whose diets consist of a sprig of kale and heroin know it's because someone who fell out of the same vagina as her got peed on in a sex … More »

A Lady Gaga Post? Okay, Why Not?

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
So remember Lady Gaga? Weird nose, kind of a Madonna thing going on? It's not important. Anyway, here she is in Athens yesterday where she did a bunch of stuff with her tits and ass which I'm now posting on the Internet for people to get boners … More »

Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Headed For Divorce

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger already shat in our ears musically, so what other purpose could their marriage possibly serve after that? It did what Satan intended it to do, and now it's time for her to fuck some other shitty band from my freshman year of college. Us … More »

Good Morning, Nikki Lund, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
- George Clooney only has nine days left to say "Psyche!" [Lainey Gossip] - Beyonce will Photoshop the lip syncing in later. [Dlisted] - It's Yoga Pants Season [theCHIVE] - Alanis Morisette is blonde now. [Fishwrapper] - Having trouble going into labor? Batman a purse snatcher. [ … More »

A Moment For Candice Swanepoel’s Butt

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2014
I've got another post coming up where some asshole not only defends Adrian Peterson, but openly considers using a switch on his child. So before we all feel really dark inside from churning up repressed childhood memories, here's Candice Swanepoel's butt whose dimples have never beaten a child. Trust … More »

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