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Joanna Krupa Is Suing Brandi Glanville For Saying Her Vagina Smells

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015

While the Internet loses it’s mind over Dick Poop (Et tu, PEOPLE?), we’re going to maintain our integrity and write about smelly vaginas. Over a year ago, Brandi Glanville made comments about Joanna Krupa having a stinky pussy and then apparently did it again just last month because someone told her how SEO works. E! More »


Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015

- Jennifer Lopez will pretend to bang the dude from her new movie now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Renee Zellweger is squinting again! Hurray? [Fishwrapper]

- Billy Bob Thornton really wants to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted]

- “American Sniper” Chris Kyle was proven repeatedly full of shit, but… More »


Good Morning, Nikki Lund, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

- Jennifer Lopez might be banging Casper Smart again. [Lainey Gossip]

– We don’t need to see your placentas, Kardashians. Chill. [Fishwrapper]

- Harry Styles has a new girlfriend. I’m so sorry, 14-year-olds. [Dlisted]

- Public Service Announcement: MRA activists are fucking retarded. [The Frisky]

- TaraMore »


Lisa Opie In A Bikini Will Cap The Week

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015

Well, we survived our first The Crap We Missed-less week and whether or not this will be our new normal has yet to be decided. The important thing is Photo Boy really came into his own this week and did some yeoman’s work which is why it’ll be unfortunate if he doesn’t survive running naked… More »


Gigi Hadid Is Your New Kate Upton

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015

Here’s 19-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit rookie Gigi Hadid posing for Guess which I thought might be a nice change of pace from (alleged) rapists joking about their rapes and Shia LaBeouf dancing half-naked with a 12-year-old in a cage. Plus the next post is about Justin Bieber‘s dick, so it might not be a bad… More »


Good Morning, Dakota James & Halle Von’s Butts, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015

- Victoria Beckham is basically Ariana Grande. [Lainey Gossip]

- Vivica A. Fox is defending Bill Cosby now. [Fishwrapper]

- Justin Theroux is a gift to Jennifer Aniston from her dead ex-boyfriend? Why not? [Dlisted]

- No, Your Dick Is Not Too Big To Wear A Condom [The Frisky]… More »


Good Morning, Laura Cremaschi, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015

- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! [Lainey Gossip]

- Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. [Fishwrapper]

- John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. [Dlisted]

- Feminists made priests molest children? That’s your excuse? [The Frisky]… More »


Ela Rose In A Bikini Wants To Hear About Your Day

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

Welcome to Day 3 of our The Crap We Missed-less existence, and I’m not about to bore you to death with the details of our photo contract negotiations when there are still boobs to look at on the Internet and this shit might take a while. That said, I’m pretty sure I broke Photo BoyMore »


Good Morning, Caitlin O’Connor, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

- Scarlett Johansson is doing the live-action Ghost In The Shell now. [Lainey Gossip]

– Dear Tara Reid, every phone in America has an HD camera now. You’re not fooling anybody. [Fishwrapper]

– Here’s Jamie Dornan talking about his dick. [Dlisted]

- Princeton Mom thinks child molestation is just… More »


Gather ‘Round Michelle Lewin’s Butt, Children

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015

First off, huge thanks to all you thoughtful bastards for the ideas to keep The Crap We Missed alive yesterday. We’re definitely weighing our options, but in the meantime, you may have noticed Photo Boy man-handled all the writing today, and that’s because I just found out yesterday we’re getting a new site as early… More »


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