True story: Today you were going to be peppered with the last of the Best of 2011 posts followed by a year-end wrap-up of our personal favorite stories, but that was before Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens and Maria Menounos all decided to parade around in bikinis. So everyone be sure to thank Photo Boy who was supposed to have the day off but instead woke up to me opening the trunk I make him sleep in and luring him to the computer with Vienna Sausages which he’ll later find out are his year-end bonus. (I spoil the kid, I know.)
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Alba has a saggy butt. I know, her baby was born only 4 months ago but this cellulite is forever.
Rihannas Body is incredibly sexy
There is absolutely nothing attractive or appealing about this creature….Release the Kracken!
I thought she was the Kraken
The only thing I can deduce from this photo set is that Rihanna is some sort of wardrobe malfunction voodoo priestess. I’ve never seen this much tit, ass, or crotch without so much as even an indication of areola or otherwise. WTF?!
That bikini doesn’t fit very well and looks damned uncomfortable.
It should just come off. Better for everyone.
Rihanna is looking good. She has a very nice ass.
I see you Riri drowning in that sea, yeah right #ican’t
I”ll take anyone of them. Hell I’ll take all of them. They all look great.
pssssssst: this appears to be BREAKING NEWS in 2012, folks.
sorry, can’t do much about it……
Does Rihanna have a giant birthmark in her crotch?
Damn that girl’s got a huge forehead.
Most humans do. Low foreheads are more often seen on apes. Better check the mirror…
Just when you thought it was the year of the titty the flat chested bitches show up.
god damn she has a big ass
Nah, it’s the thighs
she looks rather ass-less
Throw Rihanna and Vanessa in a pool of sharks. I’ll take Maria.
Even though Vanessa Hudgens is pudgiest, I suspect she’ll get the highest marks for actually mounting a guy in her photo set.
This is the most beautiful girl in the world!!!!!
Man, Rhianna is one, UGLY chick. Her body is fine, but she’s one ugly bitch.
Rihannah is ugly? I think not. Not only are YOU ugly, but you are apparently sight-impaired as well.
Yes, actually she IS ugly. I’m sorry, maybe you haven’t seen the same pictures as me, but take away that make-up and you got one ugly shit faced bitch.
http://bossip.com/239150/rihanna-admits-she-can-be-an-ugly-fat-pimple-faced-btch/
wow just wow, this is the worst… ive seen in my life.
And Cris Brown tweets “Yeah, I used to hit that. Oh wait. Damn! Somebody get me a chair!”.
Cindy Crawford, Stacy kiebler, and Torrie Wilson are running around together in bikinis and we get pictures of these 4 losers?
Pix of Jessica Alba in a bikini are generally a nice thing to see. Pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini, wrapped in a towel, are generally anticlimactic.
Every time she’s starting to irritate me, she goes and pulls one of these ass shots and gets me all forgiving and mushy inside.
She’s not fat, but shouldn’t she atleast TRY to work out ???
Why should she? She looks fit
Needz mor boobs and less waist, plz.
Needs more of everything.
I’m beginning to think she doesn’t have nipples, but I can see the little bump of one on her right breast, but then I look at the left breast and and…0.o my head hurts
aww she loves her little bro. its so adorable
Looks like my little brother with a bikini on….
not an attractive image at all
That dude was trying to get some Rhianna Pussy.
Wasn’t working, of course with that stubborn stuck up cunt.
omg her stomach and ass look so fucking sexy here…
Just wanna hold her tummy while i fuck her from the back..
damm
she’s probably shitting in this pic
and now she’s like…Mmmm nice and warm