Thanks to the acquisition/purchase of Photo Boy – True Story: He was the original Octo-kid, Secret #15. – we’re able to do our best not to let bikini photos get left behind as they pile up the further we get into the summer. That said, there’s only so much you can write about celebs in swimsuits, especially when they’re virtual unknowns like Paula Patton or perpetual whore parades like Shauna Sand who dresses like this to her kids’ parent-teacher conferences, so enjoy this mash-up gallery which also includes Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova and Edward Norton‘s fiancee Shauna Robertson who’s obviously an improvement on Courtney Love, but also the anti-Salma Hayek. “I’m never loving a woman with funbags again!” is probably something that was said.
Photo: Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Wow, Stevie Wonder has a bangin bod!
nice pepperoni
oh yes
mmmmmmm….big fake boobies and stripper heels.
Second Bitches!
YUCK. She looks 5 times worse than Shauna
You know it’s a bad scar when you can see it through clothing.
You know the lips are over plumped when you can see them from space.
Her lips were injected and the baby pink lipgloss just accentuates it.
pitiful
turkey’s done!
Mna, she’s still got a great butt!
Where the fuck is her belly button??
that’s the way it looks. they photoshop it in catalogs
I think I’d seriously take Shauna Sands over any of these other chicks.
The VS girl looks like a 12 yr old boy, and the rest are just blaahhhh
You’d fuck a plastic blow-up doll over Paula Patton? Invite me to your dealer to find out which drugs makes Shauna Sand look worthy of sweet love.
Sand in a bikini can never be a good thing.
Cocaine.
Often, truck beds will get a polyurethane lining sprayed-on to protect it from scratches. Less often, it will be applied to a whore’s kneecaps.
I have to say that the lack of belly button really skeeves me out.
That Paula Patton chick sure has a wide thick fucking neck. I guess it has been stretched by too much gagging by a huge cock.
On that banging body (with perky nipples on show and all) her NECK was the only place you looked?
Dude (or should i say duke), you’re gay.
P.Patton is THE most hottest vagina-owner on the planet right now, celeb-wise. Can’t act worth sh1t, though. But hotties rarely can.
This is the only nice pic out of 40.
Missing navels, no waistlines, fake or no boobs, horse faces… what is happening to celebrities?? It looks like only Photoshop can save this mess.
She doesn’t have a nipple so much as she has a big button for snap-on clothing.
I just don’t get it with the shoes…..ALWAYS with the ridiculously high “fuckme – I’m too short – and my fake tits make me fall forward – shoes….. WTF??
The water is cold perhaps?
What a tool!
fat
Those two are working there way south
Man. I have 12 years on Ed Norton, but next to him I would look like Ryan Reynolds
Man, Edward Norton’s body desperately needs an American History X 2 to be filmed!
summerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jesus, suck on swimming pool drains much ?? Nice … NOT.
she could look up a camel’s ass and scare the hump right off its back. ouch.
a 6 year old’s bikini bottom on a 45 year old flat ass. good look. for a poster child of an attention whore. emphasis on whore.
I’ll bet ya she has a lifetime subscription to strippers R us.
…How dare these bitches come into my back yard and flaunt their merchandise without paying my obligatory 80% hoe tax. There will be ramifications, defecation, and contusions….Artofwar
You charge an 80% hoe tax? It’s only 8% at my Home Depot!
A Jessica Alba perfectly performed!
Perky nipples
It’s like those really scary Barbie knock-offs on the back shelf of Dollar General.
only celebs can wear bikini’s in the united states, folks.
Good luck finding the next photo boy. Shouldn’t be too hard in this economy.
I love the shape of her hips. Too bad she doesn’t have better boobies.
Is she some kind of model cuz SHIT……damn……come on. NO.
you feel that? no? how about now? NOTHING? come on…push back a little more, i swear it’s almost a semi.
Find the belly button…
Dad-A-Chack? Dum-A-Chum? Did-A-Chick? Dod-A-Chock
I’d LOVE to meet Shauna Sand and start studding her THAT VERY NIGHT!!!!
Beautiful body, just beautiful.
Anyone noticed the near nip-slip on the right?
Shauna Sand > Snooki, Deena, Lindsay, and…a whole lot more