Shauna Sand, Paula Patton and Karolina Kurkova Wore Bikinis

Thanks to the acquisition/purchase of Photo Boy – True Story: He was the original Octo-kid, Secret #15. – we’re able to do our best not to let bikini photos get left behind as they pile up the further we get into the summer. That said, there’s only so much you can write about celebs in swimsuits, especially when they’re virtual unknowns like Paula Patton or perpetual whore parades like Shauna Sand who dresses like this to her kids’ parent-teacher conferences, so enjoy this mash-up gallery which also includes Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova and Edward Norton’s fiancee Shauna Robertson who’s obviously an improvement on Courtney Love, but also the anti-Salma Hayek. “I’m never loving a woman with funbags again!” is probably something that was said.

Photo: Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News