Shauna Sand, Paula Patton and Karolina Kurkova Wore Bikinis

July 11th, 2011 // 52 Comments

Thanks to the acquisition/purchase of Photo Boy – True Story: He was the original Octo-kid, Secret #15. – we’re able to do our best not to let bikini photos get left behind as they pile up the further we get into the summer. That said, there’s only so much you can write about celebs in swimsuits, especially when they’re virtual unknowns like Paula Patton or perpetual whore parades like Shauna Sand who dresses like this to her kids’ parent-teacher conferences, so enjoy this mash-up gallery which also includes Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova and Edward Norton‘s fiancee Shauna Robertson who’s obviously an improvement on Courtney Love, but also the anti-Salma Hayek. “I’m never loving a woman with funbags again!” is probably something that was said.

Photo: Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Abby Normal

    Wow, Stevie Wonder has a bangin bod!

  2. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
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    nice pepperoni

  3. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    oh yes

  4. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
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    mmmmmmm….big fake boobies and stripper heels.

  5. Shadow

    Second Bitches!

  6. Karolina Kukova Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    YUCK. She looks 5 times worse than Shauna

  7. Shauna Sand Bikini
    General Disarray
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    You know it’s a bad scar when you can see it through clothing.

  8. Shauna Sand Bikini
    mpath1
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    pitiful

  9. Paula Patton Bikini
    daddy longlegs
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    turkey’s done!

  10. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Mna, she’s still got a great butt!

  11. Karolina Kukova Bikini
    Eddie
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    Where the fuck is her belly button??

  12. Deacon Jones

    I think I’d seriously take Shauna Sands over any of these other chicks.

    The VS girl looks like a 12 yr old boy, and the rest are just blaahhhh

  13. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Arizona Ken
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    Often, truck beds will get a polyurethane lining sprayed-on to protect it from scratches. Less often, it will be applied to a whore’s kneecaps.

  14. Karolina Kukova Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I have to say that the lack of belly button really skeeves me out.

  15. Duke

    That Paula Patton chick sure has a wide thick fucking neck. I guess it has been stretched by too much gagging by a huge cock.

    • Jam

      On that banging body (with perky nipples on show and all) her NECK was the only place you looked?

      Dude (or should i say duke), you’re gay.

      P.Patton is THE most hottest vagina-owner on the planet right now, celeb-wise. Can’t act worth sh1t, though. But hotties rarely can.

  16. sea

    This is the only nice pic out of 40.
    Missing navels, no waistlines, fake or no boobs, horse faces… what is happening to celebrities?? It looks like only Photoshop can save this mess.

  17. Shauna Sand Bikini
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    She doesn’t have a nipple so much as she has a big button for snap-on clothing.

  18. Shauna Sand Bikini
    bassackwards
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    I just don’t get it with the shoes…..ALWAYS with the ridiculously high “fuckme – I’m too short – and my fake tits make me fall forward – shoes….. WTF??

  19. My Left Nut

    The water is cold perhaps?

  20. Edward Norton Shauna Robertson Bikini
    My Left Nut
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    What a tool!

  21. Edward Norton Shauna Robertson Bikini
    cheeri-o
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    fat

  22. Shauna Sand Bikini
    cheeri-o
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    Those two are working there way south

  23. Edward Norton Shauna Robertson Bikini
    Coyote
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    Man. I have 12 years on Ed Norton, but next to him I would look like Ryan Reynolds

  24. Edward Norton Shauna Robertson Bikini
    parasonic
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    Man, Edward Norton’s body desperately needs an American History X 2 to be filmed!

  25. KOOL GUY

    summerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  26. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Jack Ketch
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    Jesus, suck on swimming pool drains much ?? Nice … NOT.

  27. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Any Guy
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    she could look up a camel’s ass and scare the hump right off its back. ouch.

  28. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Any Guy
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    a 6 year old’s bikini bottom on a 45 year old flat ass. good look. for a poster child of an attention whore. emphasis on whore.

  29. Shauna Sand Bikini
    I know
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    I’ll bet ya she has a lifetime subscription to strippers R us.

  30. Artofwar

    …How dare these bitches come into my back yard and flaunt their merchandise without paying my obligatory 80% hoe tax. There will be ramifications, defecation, and contusions….Artofwar

  31. Paula Patton Bikini
    Arzach
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    A Jessica Alba perfectly performed!

  32. Paula Patton Bikini
    Arzach
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    Perky nipples

  33. Shauna Sand Bikini
    bbiowa
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    It’s like those really scary Barbie knock-offs on the back shelf of Dollar General.

  34. the captain

    only celebs can wear bikini’s in the united states, folks.

  35. Snack pack

    Good luck finding the next photo boy. Shouldn’t be too hard in this economy.

  36. Edward Norton Shauna Robertson Bikini
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    I love the shape of her hips. Too bad she doesn’t have better boobies.

  37. Karolina Kukova Bikini
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    Is she some kind of model cuz SHIT……damn……come on. NO.

  38. Edward Norton Shauna Robertson Bikini
    Noel
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    you feel that? no? how about now? NOTHING? come on…push back a little more, i swear it’s almost a semi.

  39. Karolina Kukova Bikini
    joelr
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    Find the belly button…

  40. Paula Patton Bikini
    jlover
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    Dad-A-Chack? Dum-A-Chum? Did-A-Chick? Dod-A-Chock

  41. RideBlackCowboyStudBrett

    I’d LOVE to meet Shauna Sand and start studding her THAT VERY NIGHT!!!!

  42. Paula Patton Bikini
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    Beautiful body, just beautiful.

  43. Paula Patton Bikini
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    Anyone noticed the near nip-slip on the right?

  44. Shauna Sand Bikini
    btreese
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    Shauna Sand > Snooki, Deena, Lindsay, and…a whole lot more

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