Here’s British model/reality star Bianca Gascoigne tanning at Nikki Beach this week. I don’t know much about her except she’s in a bikini. Oh, and wears a hat. She wears a hat. See? I noticed something besides her breasts. Sure, it took me five ten 24 hours to do so, but the important thing is I noticed. Eventually.
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sperminator | July 2, 2009 at 12:33 pm
meh
spudz mckenzie | July 2, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Bitchin’. The only thing I’ve ever been able to associate the name Bianca with for the last 20+ years has been a mouse in a Disney cartoon. Now, I can associate Bianca with some hot chick with huge breasts. Upgrade.
the infamous danielle | July 2, 2009 at 12:39 pm
her last name sounds like an STD, and she has the upper body of a linebacker. NEXT! …
p.s. did someone attach man arms to this woman? them thangs hairy, and the hands are bigger than the implants!
anon | July 2, 2009 at 12:39 pm
her body looks kinda weird and disproportionate…
Defcon | July 2, 2009 at 12:56 pm
To be honest her name is 100% italian …..
Amy | July 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Very very strange body….
clareargent | July 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm
okay. Is she taking a dump in that bowl?
Famous Plastic | July 2, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Whats up with the weird normal sized body and scrawny chicken legs?
RichPort's Ghost | July 2, 2009 at 1:19 pm
I’d like to implant some humor into comment #3 please…
ginosuave | July 2, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Proof positive that Sasquatch is real, and he’s mated with humans.
chango666 | July 2, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Bullshit, everyone of you homos badmouthing her would do her in a heartbeat . . . maybe then you would know what a pussy feels like instead of your hand . .
The Rake | July 2, 2009 at 1:28 pm
This is a pretty nice lookin gal. Hammerable to the umpteenth power. I’m feelin’ it, though never heard of the broad before in my life.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
kris | July 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm
How come you guys never have a good ASS SHOT!!!!!
Who Are You | July 2, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Who is that and why should I care?
I am in complete agreement with #7. I am more interested in knowing why this person is taking a shit in that bowl.
the infamous danielle | July 2, 2009 at 1:37 pm
@9. go implant a foot in your ass.
RichPort's Ghost | July 2, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Weird… someone writes Sasquatch on this thread, and danielle just happens to show up… coinkydink?
the infamous danielle | July 2, 2009 at 1:46 pm
who needs the humor implant, again?
RichPort's Ghost | July 2, 2009 at 1:52 pm
#17 – Actually danielle, the comma after the word “implant” isn’t necessary. Go ahead… say it aloud and you’ll agree:
“who needs the humor implant(pause) again?”
See? Makes, no, fucking, sense.
It’s morons like you throwing random punctuation around that make the intelligent among us know our cause is not completely lost. End comma abuse!
Max Planck | July 2, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Where are they getting these stupid hats?
Inmate #2648927 | July 2, 2009 at 1:55 pm
The golf shop at the assisted living retirement home sells them.
the infamous danielle | July 2, 2009 at 1:56 pm
MY goodness bitch, PMS much??
hope i used the comma right this time.
take that stick out of your >> (_O_) …and whatever commas you’ve smuggled up there as well.
Ralphina | July 2, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Richport,
I’d like to shove a straightened hanger up your dick hole and then gave gary busey shove a spoon full of glue up your asshole. I want to watch you cry and be degraded like the pathetic little house dad that you are.
Deacon Jones | July 2, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Were these taken at, the, Jersey, Shore?
ooop | July 2, 2009 at 2:03 pm
MOUNDS!!! er, I mean ZOUNDS!!!!
kris | July 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Yes I agree those are stupid hats, I think they buy them at a store
Really? | July 2, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@18…..you’re hilarious. My hero!
RichPort's Ghost | July 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm
(clapclapclapclapclap)… and that, folks, was Ralphina! Please don’t swear or throw fruit… it’s been working on that line all week! And don’t stare… the freaks get angry when you stare…
Hydro74 | July 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm
So. Tired. Of. Bad. Implants.
So. So. Tired.
Ralphina | July 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm
One of us, One of us.
Oh Richport… you are so clever and witty…always coming up with mediocre replies…I can’t wait to find you and piss all over your sorted face while you cry out in humiliation.
budah | July 2, 2009 at 2:33 pm
shes fin hot unless you look at her creepy bowlegs..that throws the whole thing off ..*sighs* next pls
Deacon Jones | July 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Ralphina?? Nice name.
What’s your last name? Antibiotica?
RichPort's Ghost | July 2, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Deacon, I swear that Ralphina chick must have been one of my walks of shame… what can I say? Bad lighting, tequila, weed… my beer goggles tend to have a slimming effect…
RichPort's Ghost | July 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
#29 – Sorted face? What the fuck does that even mean? What? I’m a deck of cards or some shit? I’m beginning to think even danielle’s brighter than you.
eattrn | July 2, 2009 at 3:12 pm
She would be hot if she didn’t have rickets in her legs.
Ralphina | July 2, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Richport and Deacon (which are most likely the same person),
I am a man. I large man who will sit on your face and force-feed you my shit. Don’t you have a child’s diaper to change?
RichPort's Ghost | July 2, 2009 at 4:00 pm
“I large man”?
Uuuuhhh… dude… Good thing you didn’t write “I English major”… that woulda been fucking funny.
Gerald_Tarrant | July 2, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Not to break up the lovefest here, but is this Gazza’s daughter? Yes, I’m too damn lazy to google to see if she is related to Paul Gascoigne, the old English (and Italian) footballer.
Gerald_Tarrant | July 2, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Not to break up the lovefest here, but is this Gazza’s daughter? Yes, I’m too damn lazy to google to see if she is related to Paul Gascoigne, the old English (and Italian) footballer.
ROUGH daddy | July 2, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Shes kinda cute!!! Grandma always told me if you cant beat em! join em…I better start appreciate those silly cones, everyone seems to have em!
twizlah | July 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm
She’s a 15. You know like in Black Jack? 15, you’re just not sure you wanna hit it.
1moreidiotintheworld | July 2, 2009 at 6:21 pm
@11 The last time you felt pussy was when it expelled your retarded ass into this world…. only you would want to fuck a bowl-legged she-male….
Mike Walker | July 2, 2009 at 6:53 pm
ALL women look goofy in those hats.
nah | July 2, 2009 at 9:28 pm
thanks, but i think i’ll pass on her. NEXT!
shannah | July 2, 2009 at 10:57 pm
aholes stop quibbling. #4 has vag lips.
captain america | July 3, 2009 at 1:46 am
when americans need attention, BUY A BIKINI, folks!!
datroof | July 3, 2009 at 5:46 am
She looks ominous. Wide shoulders. Not much waist. Skinny legs. All the tell tale signs of a flat ass.
I’m reserving judgement.
Darth | July 3, 2009 at 7:28 am
She’s standing there like a puppet.Too much drinks?
Nero | July 3, 2009 at 7:32 am
She’s probably trying to show off her best angle.She’s still in the experimental phase.
lori | July 3, 2009 at 4:16 pm
That is one gigantic mound of fug with an ugly hat.
lina | July 17, 2009 at 6:08 pm
looks like they caught her when she was just about to blow a hard one out of her ass!!