Bianca Gascoigne in a bikini

July 1st, 2009 // 53 Comments

Here’s British model/reality star Bianca Gascoigne tanning at Nikki Beach this week. I don’t know much about her except she’s in a bikini. Oh, and wears a hat. She wears a hat. See? I noticed something besides her breasts. Sure, it took me five ten 24 hours to do so, but the important thing is I noticed. Eventually.

Photos: Splash News

  1. sperminator

    meh

  2. spudz mckenzie

    Bitchin’. The only thing I’ve ever been able to associate the name Bianca with for the last 20+ years has been a mouse in a Disney cartoon. Now, I can associate Bianca with some hot chick with huge breasts. Upgrade.

  3. the infamous danielle

    her last name sounds like an STD, and she has the upper body of a linebacker. NEXT! …

    p.s. did someone attach man arms to this woman? them thangs hairy, and the hands are bigger than the implants!

  4. anon

    her body looks kinda weird and disproportionate…

  5. Defcon

    To be honest her name is 100% italian …..

  6. Amy

    Very very strange body….

  7. clareargent

    okay. Is she taking a dump in that bowl?

  8. Whats up with the weird normal sized body and scrawny chicken legs?

  9. I’d like to implant some humor into comment #3 please…

  10. ginosuave

    Proof positive that Sasquatch is real, and he’s mated with humans.

  11. chango666

    Bullshit, everyone of you homos badmouthing her would do her in a heartbeat . . . maybe then you would know what a pussy feels like instead of your hand . .

  12. This is a pretty nice lookin gal. Hammerable to the umpteenth power. I’m feelin’ it, though never heard of the broad before in my life.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  13. kris

    How come you guys never have a good ASS SHOT!!!!!

  14. Who Are You

    Who is that and why should I care?

    I am in complete agreement with #7. I am more interested in knowing why this person is taking a shit in that bowl.

  15. the infamous danielle

    @9. go implant a foot in your ass.

  16. Weird… someone writes Sasquatch on this thread, and danielle just happens to show up… coinkydink?

  17. the infamous danielle

    who needs the humor implant, again?

  18. #17 – Actually danielle, the comma after the word “implant” isn’t necessary. Go ahead… say it aloud and you’ll agree:

    “who needs the humor implant(pause) again?”

    See? Makes, no, fucking, sense.

    It’s morons like you throwing random punctuation around that make the intelligent among us know our cause is not completely lost. End comma abuse!

  19. Max Planck

    Where are they getting these stupid hats?

  20. Inmate #2648927

    The golf shop at the assisted living retirement home sells them.

  21. the infamous danielle

    MY goodness bitch, PMS much??

    hope i used the comma right this time.

    take that stick out of your >> (_O_) …and whatever commas you’ve smuggled up there as well.

  22. Ralphina

    Richport,

    I’d like to shove a straightened hanger up your dick hole and then gave gary busey shove a spoon full of glue up your asshole. I want to watch you cry and be degraded like the pathetic little house dad that you are.

  23. Deacon Jones

    Were these taken at, the, Jersey, Shore?

  24. ooop

    MOUNDS!!! er, I mean ZOUNDS!!!!

  25. kris

    Yes I agree those are stupid hats, I think they buy them at a store

  26. Really?

    @18…..you’re hilarious. My hero!

  27. (clapclapclapclapclap)… and that, folks, was Ralphina! Please don’t swear or throw fruit… it’s been working on that line all week! And don’t stare… the freaks get angry when you stare…

  28. Hydro74

    So. Tired. Of. Bad. Implants.

    So. So. Tired.

  29. Ralphina

    One of us, One of us.

    Oh Richport… you are so clever and witty…always coming up with mediocre replies…I can’t wait to find you and piss all over your sorted face while you cry out in humiliation.

  30. budah

    shes fin hot unless you look at her creepy bowlegs..that throws the whole thing off ..*sighs* next pls

  31. Deacon Jones

    Ralphina?? Nice name.

    What’s your last name? Antibiotica?

  32. Deacon, I swear that Ralphina chick must have been one of my walks of shame… what can I say? Bad lighting, tequila, weed… my beer goggles tend to have a slimming effect…

  33. #29 – Sorted face? What the fuck does that even mean? What? I’m a deck of cards or some shit? I’m beginning to think even danielle’s brighter than you.

  34. She would be hot if she didn’t have rickets in her legs.

  35. Ralphina

    Richport and Deacon (which are most likely the same person),

    I am a man. I large man who will sit on your face and force-feed you my shit. Don’t you have a child’s diaper to change?

  36. “I large man”?

    Uuuuhhh… dude… Good thing you didn’t write “I English major”… that woulda been fucking funny.

  37. Gerald_Tarrant

    Not to break up the lovefest here, but is this Gazza’s daughter? Yes, I’m too damn lazy to google to see if she is related to Paul Gascoigne, the old English (and Italian) footballer.

  38. Gerald_Tarrant

    Not to break up the lovefest here, but is this Gazza’s daughter? Yes, I’m too damn lazy to google to see if she is related to Paul Gascoigne, the old English (and Italian) footballer.

  39. Shes kinda cute!!! Grandma always told me if you cant beat em! join em…I better start appreciate those silly cones, everyone seems to have em!

  40. twizlah

    She’s a 15. You know like in Black Jack? 15, you’re just not sure you wanna hit it.

  41. 1moreidiotintheworld

    @11 The last time you felt pussy was when it expelled your retarded ass into this world…. only you would want to fuck a bowl-legged she-male….

  42. ALL women look goofy in those hats.

  43. nah

    thanks, but i think i’ll pass on her. NEXT!

  44. shannah

    aholes stop quibbling. #4 has vag lips.

  45. captain america

    when americans need attention, BUY A BIKINI, folks!!

  46. datroof

    She looks ominous. Wide shoulders. Not much waist. Skinny legs. All the tell tale signs of a flat ass.

    I’m reserving judgement.

  47. Darth

    She’s standing there like a puppet.Too much drinks?

  48. Nero

    She’s probably trying to show off her best angle.She’s still in the experimental phase.

  49. lori

    That is one gigantic mound of fug with an ugly hat.

  50. lina

    looks like they caught her when she was just about to blow a hard one out of her ass!!

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