Beyonce’s head is, uh, falling apart

Superficial / December 7, 2006
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I don’t know where or when this was taken, but that’s not how a human head should look. Ever. I’m assuming the wrinkling skin has to do with Beyonce’s wig or something, but it looks like she just had a lobotomy and the stitches are giving way. While posting this I’ve subconciously felt my own forehead like six times just to make sure I haven’t contracted a rare form of head-burrowing tape worm. I’ve also masturbated twice. Multi-tasking, baby.

Thanks to Alex for the tip, and for showing me just how normal my head really is.