Beyonce’s boob is, uh, falling apart

December 13th, 2006 // 102 Comments

  1. Dcrew220

    looks like she forgot to wash off Jay’s sticky little Z’s …

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  2. Dcrew220

    looks like she forgot to wash off Jay’s sticky little Z’s …

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  3. whoever said that was an ‘illusion’ created by shadows needs to look at the full size picture.

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  5. Mark Furman

    so jay z nibbled on her breast and popped the implant. look at his mouth – how can she be surprised?

  6. shanonorato

    #33 LMAO!!!!!

  7. BarbadoSlim

    #53…very informative, I also enyoyed the piece on cockrings. It’s like you never think about geeting one but all you need is a little information to take that first step.

    the cockring not the implants

  8. Lea

    She is not falling apart.

    She’s just standing in an akward position.

    http://www.mwza.com/

  9. Kristin

    She gorgeous but what’s up with her boobs?

  10. allgravybaby

    FAKE ASS TITTIES EWWWW

  11. Sloppyseconds

    Try as I might, I can’t even jerk off to that picture.

    Fuck.

  12. Boogie Monster

    OMG. WTF?

    ##55 LMAO!!!! So true. Jay Z must have sucked too hard this time. Those monster lips must be super strong!

  13. cayana

    *POP* Fssssssssssssss

  14. PrettyBaby

    as her boob slowly deflates, her manager reluctantly changes her name to “Beadequite”

  15. Saera

    So beyonce is a man?!?!?!

  16. jillybean

    That looks like a shit-ass photoshop job to me.

  17. One of her boobs my be melting away, but she’s still got that big negro ass.

  18. renee

    Hey now lets not be racist! sure she has a big ass but so ddoes J;Lo and she aint black.

    I think she just wore so many animal corpes that she’s starting to take on thier characteristics.

  19. renee

    btw, That is a BEAUTIFUL dress. they should have someone hot wear it… like Hally Berry.

  20. MizScarlett

    To hell with the boob; I still trying to get over the DRESS.

    She looks like she just came from Mermaid Prom. When she goes back under the sea, the boob will regain its EQ and everything will be alright.

  21. Dory

    I’m scared

  22. j

    oh mhy goodness what happened to her outfit? did’nt she look at herself before she left her house?

  23. Shopfemina

    Beyonce is just beautiful. Her boobs don’t matter to me.

    http://www.shopfemina.com/designers.html

  24. outtatheblue

    Her dress is corseted, and the wire part is digging into her boob and creating a ridge.

  25. purplepuppy

    Is anyone else sick of this woman?

  26. megan-amanda

    what outtatheblue said. you people are fucking retarded. you can obviously see it in all the pictures of her facing sideways.

  27. paging mr foley

    look, the evidence is piling up. first the skin buckling on the side of her face. now the deflating tit. let’s just face facts. beyonce was created by attaching more than 500 separate cosmetic pieces to a 16-year-old hispanic boy. it’s his ass that you’re all salivating over. trust me, if there’s anything i know, it’s 16-year-old boy asses. i’m a republican, after all.

  28. libtard

    why cant her stylist match her weave to her natural hair color?

  29. AnnoyingPseud

    #39 – right on! The girl is a plastic surgeon’s dream come true. And her mother is a horrendous designer – anyone see the ads in women’s mags lately, for the “House of Derron” or something equally ghetto? What the fuck is with these talentless skanks? Beyonce [which is the dumbest 'hood name ever] makes me want to smack her face silly. Screeches like a great horned owl instead of singing, wears drag queen outfits with lots of “pride”, dates a former drug dealer pimp daddy, has two leeching parents who live off of her manufactured fame and has way more ‘tude than is warranted from such a piece of shit.

    and talk about ugly legs!!! No calf muscles, chunky chicken leg thighs and a behind that could endure much more lipo to reduce to merely continental proportions. Yeesh, I hope her next gig is as a judge on American Idol or other half-baked crap that’s passing as ‘entertainment’ lately.

    Fake indeed – she’s probably a fucking hologram. Well, at least we can hope….

  30. AmberDextrose

    Oh but she’s purdy. She makes me feel about 7 again. I wish I had her in my bedroom so I could dress her up and brush her hair. Well, wig. She’s like a giant Bratz doll and I like it. She probably smells like those scented novelty erasers and has “poseable limbs”.

    But looking back, I used to pimp out my Barbies to Action Man. And have them star in pornos and then commit suicide by leaping off high buildings, so perhaps I wouldn’t be a good custodian of the Beyonce doll after all.

  31. fergernauster

    Re her bulbous ass… it’d take a lot of pounding to get to the bottom of that.

  32. KeiraKnightleyFan

    I think it’s the way she’s standing, because it’s mainly noticeable in the pics where her arm’s cocked back.

    She’s drop dead gorgeous, and the glitter and eyeshadow are keeping in tone with the movie, Dreamgirls.

  33. PS

    It looks like expected results of breast implants. If you talk to a plastic surgeon, they will tell you that implants are not meant to be “permanent” and will eventually have to be removed/replaced. Here’s an FDA link that shows what typically happens eventually:

    http://www.fda.gov/cdrh/breastimplants/breast_implants_photos.html

    more info here:
    http://www.lookingyourbest.com/info/breastimplant-srisks.php

    enjoy your fake boobs while you can.

  34. rmol100

    i’ll still hit that

  35. Uhn Tiss Baby

    Perhaps, perhaps. But she’s still damn fab. I’m loving the dress.

  36. notyou

    haha i’m pretty sure that the wire that gives her dress shape just got bent the wrong way. of course i would assume that would be painfull but i don’t expect her to start pulling at her dress on the red carpet. that said, she looks creepy when she’s skinny. eat a sandwich!

  37. april24

    Beyonce is Total B.S. I know her ass is fake (I saw pictures of her in a swimsuit and her ass was small) but her boobs. That sucks. I don’t like her anyway. She can’t sing or act. I likr Kelly better.

  38. LiyLuv

    Justme..What are u talking about? do u even know black people???I doubt u’ll keep are interest too long with ignorant statement like that..And black don’t crack baby, unlike ur wrinkled white mother..We have melanin..we absorb the sun while it creates indents, and “fine lines”(more like “unfine”) in you…Her dress is tight at the top, u fools that cnt tell ur ass frm ur elbow..It has a built in wire at the top to shape and hold in the breast..While shes posing her left shoulder is up pulling her boob down…Get it 2gether..U hating ass lames!!!

  39. that’s so gross…

  40. u stupids her dress is tight on her tit
    aint nothin wrong with her u haters.

  41. u stupids her dress is tight on her tit
    aint nothin wrong with her u haters.

  42. Anonymous

    To the left…to the left everything she owns has bounced to the left.
    Well she prophesied it lol.

    T in scotland.

  43. Anonymous

    To the left…to the left everything she owns has bounced to the left.
    Well she prophesied it lol.

    T in scotland.

  44. T in Scotland

    To the left…to the left everything she owns has bounced to the left.
    Well she prophesied it lol.

    T in scotland.

  45. yall some hataz

    you asswholes are haters cuz beyounce looks better than u

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  47. Aziza

    I think that it’s just the dress… I checked out the other pics and her tits look fine except for two pictures. It seems that her dress is a little tight and the position of her right arm is making her right tit come up but, at the same time it’s flattening it out because of the tight dress. I don’t know, just see for yourself.

  48. Who cares. Let her do her thing. Big deal. Nobody is perfect. There are plenty of people who want work done and can’t afford. She has the money to have any kind of work she wants. She is still pretty.

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