Beyonce’s boob is, uh, falling apart

December 13th, 2006 // 101 Comments
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Comments (101)

  1. vikingprincess | December 13, 2006 at 8:57 am

    New and first?

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  2. www.rumorficial.com | December 13, 2006 at 8:58 am

    Her boob is like my granny-ies old and falling apart

    http://www.rumorficial.com

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  3. justme | December 13, 2006 at 8:59 am

    All Negro women have floppy tits.

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    • J | February 11, 2011 at 4:39 am

      I don’t have floppy tits. All white dudes have little dicks and all white women love to suck black men dicks and get fu in the azz.

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  4. jenni_jinx | December 13, 2006 at 8:59 am

    WTF?

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  5. Rich From Your Home | December 13, 2006 at 9:00 am

    Justme, that was an incredibly racist thing to say! That said, Beyonce’s boobs aren’t looking to good these days.

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  6. *required field | December 13, 2006 at 9:00 am

    i don’t think it’s bad. i mean, all the basic parts are there, you could just take her home, undress her, and rearrange everything until it looks human. it’d be like playing big-assed barbies.

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  7. crabbie | December 13, 2006 at 9:01 am

    That boob looks more deflated than a Republican.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

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  8. Pointandlaugh | December 13, 2006 at 9:03 am

    EWWWWWWWWWWW

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  9. arrested-development | December 13, 2006 at 9:03 am

    I’m beginning to think her entire body is held together by scotch tape. It was a good body, but it needs stronger hold tape.

    Also #7 – very very funny!

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  10. female canuck | December 13, 2006 at 9:03 am

    Holy moly that’s terrifying. Why is our society allowing us to….

    oh f*ck it, I’ll shut up.

    Someone get her a tire air inflator, or whatever the hell they’re called.

    xox
    canuck

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  11. female canuck | December 13, 2006 at 9:05 am

    p.s. Glitter on your body is totally out. It’s so 2003, Beyonce.

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  12. serial snarkalec | December 13, 2006 at 9:07 am

    I can’t see beyond her blue eye shadow. Who does she think she is, a Supreme?

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  13. Binky | December 13, 2006 at 9:07 am

    Well I’ve heard of Air-heads, and Air Jordan, but Leftie is a new one to me.

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  14. chelsea_423 | December 13, 2006 at 9:08 am

    I’ve never liked Beyonce, she sounds so ignorant when she speaks and her singing is just her wailing over backup singers. I don’t see the big deal about her. She is pretty though.

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  15. LdlV | December 13, 2006 at 9:08 am

    Hello, photoshop.

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  16. RoseColoredGlasses | December 13, 2006 at 9:09 am

    What the hell is that? My boobs are real and look 100 million times better than that blotched boob!

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  17. Binky | December 13, 2006 at 9:11 am

    ( and I doubt if the guy in the green sweats in the last pic watched ‘Fashion File’ this week)

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  18. DrunkBlogger | December 13, 2006 at 9:11 am

    #16 can I see your boobs?

    -response from a 16-year old kid

    http://www.the16yearoldblogger.com

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  19. PapaHotNuts | December 13, 2006 at 9:14 am

    She has 99 problems but a bra ain’t one.

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  20. helistar | December 13, 2006 at 9:15 am

    She has incredibly beautiful teeth.. and her ass is to die for.. it is high noon on my sun dial.. time to go furiously polish the one eyed gopher

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  21. ImmaAssClown | December 13, 2006 at 9:16 am

    the bow on her dress is creating a shadow and she has tan lines from what appears to be a tiny bikini top.
    it’s just an illusion created by shadows and light.

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  22. jrzmommy | December 13, 2006 at 9:17 am

    Look at the pics on perezhilton.com, or any other gossip site. Her tits look normal there. The superficial guy airbrushed them.

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  23. peopleRweird | December 13, 2006 at 9:18 am

    #12:she doesn’t think she’s a supreme.she thinks she’s a dream girl :)

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  24. ImmaAssClown | December 13, 2006 at 9:18 am

    oh, and her pasties are showing.

    at least she had enough sense to wear them so her nipples don’t show through her dress.

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  25. Not from the CIA | December 13, 2006 at 9:22 am

    Truth is, she was training to be an astronaut when this was taken. It’s simply centrifical forces. She’s spinning in the simulator, and the result is that her boob-juice is flying toward the outside in accordance with the laws of physics.

    Either that, or something is seriously wrong here. But I’m going with the boob juice.

    http://www.papparelli.com

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  26. 86 | December 13, 2006 at 9:24 am

    God that dress would look so good on me.

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  27. BriBri | December 13, 2006 at 9:28 am

    The boob thing is b/c of the dress. But DAMN does she slather on the make-up.

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  28. lisad71 | December 13, 2006 at 9:33 am

    #19 – Hahahhahahahhahaha

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  29. | December 13, 2006 at 9:35 am

    What is up with her dresses? Everything I have seen her in lately looks like she is auditioning for the lead in The Little Mermaid.

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  30. VeryLiberating.com | December 13, 2006 at 9:36 am
  31. HollywoodSnark | December 13, 2006 at 9:39 am

    wow, it’s actually deflating – Jay Z can’t be too happy about that! http://hollywoodsnark.com

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  32. Eikooc | December 13, 2006 at 9:43 am

    Beyonce is as lovely as ever; nevertheless, HATERS abound. I think her corset may not be adjusted properly in these photos.

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  33. RichPort | December 13, 2006 at 9:43 am

    C’mon people! She never said she was Boobylicious did she? That’s why you shove her face in your pillow and jackhammer her ass like union workers on city streets. BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM

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  34. BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 9:46 am

    Hmmmmm, a third breast, wait wait I’m trying to find a negative here. NOT! on Ms. Dragonbreath here of course….

    …hmmm three hooters

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  35. jrzmommy | December 13, 2006 at 9:56 am

    oopsie!!

    Rich, are you okay?

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  36. artie_lange's_liver | December 13, 2006 at 10:00 am

    my cat’s breath smells like cat food

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  37. BriBri | December 13, 2006 at 10:02 am

    #33: lmao!

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  38. ch474 | December 13, 2006 at 10:03 am

    More duct tape on the right one next time sweetie, and too much makeup again. Trying to hide your age?

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  39. jc7676 | December 13, 2006 at 10:03 am

    God she is so fake. Fake hair, fake boobs, fake nose, fake talent, her teeth are probably even false.

    She is a giant Barbie Doll, all made out of plastic.

    BTW, it’s generally considered a fashion no-no to match your eye makeup with your outfit. She needs to fire her drag queen mom and hire a real stylist.

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  40. Pladijs | December 13, 2006 at 10:06 am

    Left boob? What about the right one?
    I thought that doing a PhD on boobs would include a subject called “Left and right” ;-)

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  41. Italian Stallion | December 13, 2006 at 10:06 am

    LOL @ 19….

    “Your girls got deflated boobies and I feel bad for you son…….”

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  42. MyGosh! | December 13, 2006 at 10:08 am

    I think that dress was a little too tiny because her ass is somewhat too large. So her stylist decided to compensate by deflating her left boob. But I’m pretty sure she pumped it up right after that evening. Oh, and this time she fixed her wig…

    I heard there are some pictures somewhere of Beyonce without her right leg. Apparently it fell apart during a concert while she was screaming, but they’re making a brand new one for her!

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  43. RichPort | December 13, 2006 at 10:13 am

    Jrz – Beyonce makes me feel like an Africanized squirrel every time I see her.

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  44. jrzmommy | December 13, 2006 at 10:16 am

    Rich…all rabid and black??

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  45. BarbadoSlim | December 13, 2006 at 10:19 am

    *cue fashion voice*

    The latest from the House of ASSEON…for the welfare momma…ASSSSEON….for hooking up with a new babby daddy… ASSSSEON….for your next court appearance ASSEEEON.

    *cue local voice station talent*

    Available at most liquor stores and downtowns.

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  46. the boy | December 13, 2006 at 10:19 am

    Beyonce is a douchebag.

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  47. Jenster | December 13, 2006 at 10:29 am

    funny how her left teet managed to lose weight, but her ass is still bigger
    than a buik skylark.

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  48. RichPort | December 13, 2006 at 10:31 am

    Jrz, I’m just waitin for some fucker to call them African-American squirrels…

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  49. BiGiTiGi | December 13, 2006 at 10:34 am
  50. Glunp.com | December 13, 2006 at 11:20 am

    As much as I love CSI I think there’s nothing wrong with her funbags.

    I think it’s just a bad case of too much “pushing up” if you know what I mean.

    http://www.glunp.com/

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