Beyonce will kill you

July 10th, 2007 // 69 Comments

Two front row fans were sent to the hospital Sunday when the pyrotechnics for Beyonce’s St. Louis concert went terribly wrong and spilled into the front row. The injuries were reportedly minor, but Beyonce made a surprise visit to the emergency room after the concert ended to see the injured fans. You can check out the footage of the accident above. And you can check out footage of me bench pressing a truck, well, pretty much anywhere. It’s a world record, you know.

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Comments (69)

  1. daguz | July 10, 2007 at 10:52 am

    burn baby burn

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  2. Alyssa | July 10, 2007 at 10:53 am

    Someone’s gonna get sued!!!!!!

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  3. Shinanigans | July 10, 2007 at 10:54 am

    I heard that show was hot…get it?? hot???

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  4. Anexio | July 10, 2007 at 10:54 am

    Beyonce is a ROBOHO.

    Eff you Rev Al.

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  5. Bern | July 10, 2007 at 10:55 am

    This is simply God punishing people who like bad music.

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    THAT IS ALL.

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  6. maxxjedi | July 10, 2007 at 10:57 am

    thats what you get for going to a crappy concert.

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  7. sucks for you | July 10, 2007 at 11:01 am

    i see nobody’s learned from past pyrotechnics accidents
    dumbasses

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  8. wedgeone | July 10, 2007 at 11:02 am

    Thanks, Bern – you the man!
    Seeing this video brings back memories of Michael Jackson’s gerry-curls catching fire in a Pepsi commercial, thanks to pyrotechnics.

    Don’t these concert promoters know that the Great White incident wasn’t just a fluke!??

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  9. PrettyBaby | July 10, 2007 at 11:04 am

    If she REALLY cared she would have slipped the injured some c-notes and maybe some really nice green from Jay-Z. Just sayin…

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  10. jrzmommy | July 10, 2007 at 11:07 am

    To the left
    To the left
    The burn unit is to the left
    I could burn your ass up in a minute
    So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re flame retardant!

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  11. Carlos Acevedo | July 10, 2007 at 11:08 am

    The amazing thing is how she seems oblivious to the crash, explosion and (I’ll guess) screams from those fans the must have been less than 20 feet from her.

    cace

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  12. Coco | July 10, 2007 at 11:09 am

    whoopsy

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  13. Bern | July 10, 2007 at 11:15 am

    #8 – No problem, Wedge. You earned it.

    With hard work and dedication, you can accomplish anything.

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  14. Adolf H. | July 10, 2007 at 11:20 am

    “front row fans of Beyonce”

    I woulda cooked ‘em too.

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  15. Penis Mightier | July 10, 2007 at 11:20 am

    10: Nicely done.

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  16. susanbritney | July 10, 2007 at 11:22 am

    yep

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  17. jrzmommy | July 10, 2007 at 11:25 am

    You ready?
    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no, no
    Got me cooking so crazy right now

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  18. jessica | July 10, 2007 at 11:27 am

    That was really nice of her to visit them in the hospital after the show… there are a lot of celebs out there that wouldn’t even think of doing that

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  19. Penis Mightier | July 10, 2007 at 11:30 am

    18: Pretty usre her lawyers put her up to it. She probably got the victims autographs if you know what I mean.

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  20. PrettyBaby | July 10, 2007 at 11:32 am

    I still say she should have gone the extra mile, maybe put on a naughty nurse’s outfit and jiggled the bootyphat to the rhythm of song #10.

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  21. Don Mega | July 10, 2007 at 11:33 am
  22. Danklin24 | July 10, 2007 at 11:40 am

    Why is it never those asshole security guys that get hurt by these things? Its like they step out of the way so a fan can get burned.

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  23. Valtrex Paris | July 10, 2007 at 11:41 am

    I’ve been saying for years that Beyonce will someday kill us all.

    But no one would listen

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  24. Penis Mightier | July 10, 2007 at 11:43 am

    21: holy shit, he’s still flaming!

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  25. Danklin24 | July 10, 2007 at 11:43 am

    #11 you cant hear shit over Beyonce’s screaching and whines. She was oblivious to it all because all she could hear was herself, like usual.

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  26. Miserable Bastard | July 10, 2007 at 11:52 am

    That wasn’t pyrotechnics gone awry. That was the almighty taking advantage of a perfect opportunity to smite Beyonce and 20 thousand of her fans. Unfortunately He was distracted by His doorbell just as He was conjuring a fireball. Damned Jehovah’s Witnesses.

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  27. RichPort | July 10, 2007 at 11:53 am

    If you’ve seen her up close, you’d know it was a grease fire.

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  28. bucktoofed freak | July 10, 2007 at 11:56 am

    What kind of name is Beyonce anyway? Is it Swahili for “wants to be caucasion?”

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  29. lambman | July 10, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    So all I have to do to meet Beyonce is find a way to be horribly injured by her performance? Does going deaf count?

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  30. lambman | July 10, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    ps

    good one #10

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  31. whitegold | July 10, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    Beyonce spending 45 mins visiting the two “victims” = time well spent in defusing a potential lawsuit!

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  32. Superfish | July 10, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    Wow Beyonce. What a “killer” performance. I mean i used to like you. I REALLY used to like you. But now you’ve overexposed yourself and showed almost every freakin part of your body (by the way it doesn’t even look human anymore) and you’ve tried to outsing almost every singer in the business, you tried to convince people that you’re this cute and sweet and innocent little girl that just wants to sing…BULLSHIT! you’re a fake, a phony and a robotic pork-eatin restaurant pig. JUMP OFF A CLIFF!

    …said with a hard on

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  33. wwwolf | July 10, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    #29 You forgot having no taste in music… JUST SAYIN…

    #26 He was distracted by … uh … Well I cant even make up something that would distract the “All Mighty” from striking people down for stupidity (See: Darwin Award Winners)

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  34. no1justminda | July 10, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    I smell a lawsuit, teehee!

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  35. smashboogie | July 10, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    Karma, Beyotche.

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  36. Jonny | July 10, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    if you can find another version of this video besides the one posted here, after her fans get severely burned, she walks up the stairs and does this “robot-with-tourettes” dance… holy shit, please find the video that includes this and re-post!!!! bbbahahahahahahahahahah!

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  37. Hotyute | July 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    #10, to the left….haha FUNNY!!!

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  38. 006.9 | July 10, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    My minions missed the real target, Beyonce. If you want something done right you’ve got to do it yourself…sigh.

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  39. joaker | July 10, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    Thank god there is no sound. We may have been injured too.

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  40. janie | July 10, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    She did this show so many times..and nothing happened. I was at her Vienna concert and she was beautiful. It was just an accident, and she had to act as a professional, maybe she even did not know somebody was injured. And I think those fans would do it all over again just to make her visit them in the hospital :) She is the best

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  41. mia | July 10, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    yep, I hear that Al Sharpton has a group that is suppose to protest blogs about the ho work and a couple other words that I’m not going to mention. Had to do with someone calling Beoncyone a ho.

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  42. Al Sharpton Sucks | July 10, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    Beyonce is such a ROBOHO. ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO
    ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO ROBOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I hope some brute takes Al Sharpton’s censorship and shoves it up his ass.

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  43. bati | July 10, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    that’s funny…i work at a retail store in st.louis. i can only hope the people were two of the many, many scum bags who came to our store trying to shop lift their outfits for the concert.

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  44. TigerLilly | July 10, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    41, 42, if that is true, why would Al Sharpton want to take the country backwards?
    Didn’t the white man take the land from us Indians and the black man fight for his rights and now he’s fighting to take away our right of Freedom of Speech? I don’t get it? What next Hale Hitler? I’m going back in the mountains to live and hide. No more rights for us.

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  45. TigerLilly | July 10, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    Everybody look at me!!! I need attention. Mommy didn’t hug me enough. Al Sharpton screwed up and has no case with TMZ but I’ll play the race card because I can! Being an ignorant dolt is fun. Whoops, Native Americans don’t care for the term Indians so that must make me a hypocritical, racist retard. If you don’t think the way I do then you are wrong because I am the master of all that is correct. No more rights for US since we don’t have the right to say that TMZ.com can call Beyonce a ROBOHO. I used US because I declare myself the representative voice of my race due to how amazing I am. Bow down to me now infidels. This is a sad day for America. Only people of other races can be called a ho, duh.

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  46. TigerLilly | July 10, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    45, don’t troll me. You don’t know the first
    thing about Indians or anything else. You need to get a life and stop jumping every person who doesn’t agree with you. It’s a sad day in America, when someone can’t say one thing without some stupid jerk jumping in trying to twist my words. Go away, we don’t need your kind.

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  47. TigerLilly=Moron | July 10, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    “Go away, we don’t need your kind.”
    Now you elect yourself to speak for more than an entire race. You imagine that you speak for all that come to visit this site. Your delusions of grandeur and hubris ought to at least be accompanied by a sharper wit. You didn’t like what I said and decided to voice your opinions. I did the same thing to you. If you can’t handle the criticism or mockery then don’t express yourself. Otherwise you’re just a whiny baby and nobody wants that kind around.

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  48. WeCan'tAllJustGetAlong | July 10, 2007 at 7:37 pm

    “Didn’t the white man take the land from us Indians and the black man fight for his rights and now he’s fighting to take away our right of Freedom of Speech? I don’t get it? What next Hale Hitler? I’m going back in the mountains to live and hide.”
    The Moores went from Africa, invaded Sicily, and raped the women. All the Italians should run and hide in the hills forever! There is genocide happening in Darfur. That means anybody of African descent is dangerous and evil! Those above statements are as foolish and wrong as the way you think. I bet you are incapable of making the connection too. Your logic is flawed TigerLilly and demonstrates that YOU are a racist idiot.

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  49. eaglepupil | July 10, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Ouch!

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  50. lambman | July 10, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    33- that’s implied by being at the concert

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