During a song and dance number at the Oscars, Beyonce’s nipple popped out while being dipped by Hugh Jackman which proves my theory that just looking at him causes women’s breasts to fly out. This is why I’ll be spending the rest of my day waving a picture of Wolverine at every hot chick I see. Adieu.
UPDATE: So, it’s been over an hour, and I can’t stop flashing my chest at the monitor. Somebody needs to shut my computer off – or bring me a sandwich. Either one.
Pic links to NSFW version, and if Jay-Z asks, you saw it on Perez Hilton.
Photos: Getty
The real Massa’ here, not my stalker.
Next week Beyonce will be the feature and cover for National Geographic, in a study of how some of the Negro species of Apes have the ability to speak, although in a very barbaric and unrefined way. Most still communicate with hand gestures and illegible grunts and screams, like other apes.
I was hoping for a clit slip.
Why do I even bother with you people you are all so disgusting?
One thing you seem to have forgotten Massa is that the “negroes” make the best llovers!!!!!! ;
http://www.provocativeremarks.com
#79 – I like towel heads too… it means the bitch just showered…
#101 – It must suck to be poor and pointless. How do you cope?
Such as ____SugarBabyMeet.c om____
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship.but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
Wake up Fish! Adnan Galib is going Jihad on the paparazzi and process servers!!!
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20261272,00.html?cnn=yes
Here’s the cover of next weeks National Geographic with Beyonce, oddly, she looks strikingly similar to the First Orangutan, Michelle Obomma…
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I would eat Beyonce’s steel wool covered snatch. My face would look like it lost a fight with a cheese grater, and I’d smell like sour milk mixed with ceptic water, but it would be worth it to have sex with an Ape, that way I could add another wild animal to my resume of sexual conquests…..
@17 you mean “He obviously could NOT care less” not “He obviuosly could care less.” you fucking moronic idiot, Americans really should learn how to speak and SPELL its obvious you DIMWITTED moronic fool not obviuos and couldn’t care less, not could care less. UGH the most stupid country on the planet.
@111 – Do you think you could count for us the number of words you misspelled in your whiney little rant? Smart.
Go get your teeth fixed already.
@ 111….YOU’RE ripping on ME for my grammar and spelling? Nice…..did you spellcheck your paragraph cocksucker? You’re smart for not letting on to which country you’re from. What a fuckin’ LOSER!!!
#110 – YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN…
Knowledge, Responsibilty, Literacy…. the Porch Monkey craves not these things….
Knowledge, Responsibilty, Literacy…. the Porch Monkey craves not these things….
She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
____T a l l h u b . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models here. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.
i loved this performance…i pretty much love anything beyonce ever does! love her!
“Brookey”, have you taken your meds today? Try breathing into a paper bag before you hurt yourself, and no more sugar the rest of the day, okay?
Thunder Thighs
#106 About Massa’ #101, you left out “dickless”! I’ve never seen anyone so obviously suffering from micropenis before. It takes him a full 45 seconds to whack off so that leaves 23 hours 58 minutes and 15 seconds of the day to devote to hate. That’s one long day.
#109 obviously has the same amount of time to devote to “creativity” and cut and paste. Guess we know what your cock size is now buddy and not even third graders are jealous!
she’s such a fuckpig. her legs are so goddamn Big Momma-ish that they had to design the costume to try and camouflage it. I guarantee you that if they lifted that red flaps up, you’d see thighs that meet each at the crotch. Why this bitch gets any attention is beyond me. I’m so fucking sick of her.
Masturbated and bled.
OMG, when did she get so fat? Eww!
@79 Im no troll, and this is how I really feel. First of all NOT everyone is going to think you’re attractive, and therefore second of all why let it get you down. I just feel like I’ll live my life happier since I don’t allow the opinions of others to get to me. In my opinion Beyonce is one of the most gorgeous women on earth, but to the next person she may not be attractive at all. Oh well…such is life.
mmm i don’t think that a simple nipple slip can’t make u forget how fat she looks with that Moulin Rouge Movie girl non accepted on cast outfit…puagh
Why don’t people ever say anything about Beyonces weight? I don’t think she’s fat, but some celebrities get really trashed for gaining weight & Beyonce is actually bigger than some of these?
#109 has way too much time on it’s hands.
#127 beyonce controls her image (aka brand). also, it’s socially accepted for blk girls to be heavier. different body types. beyonce could starve herself and have flat abs, but still have have hips, thighs and a booty. same with some brazilian girls. different body types. besides, not everyone thinks a stick figure or size 0/2 is attractive. btw, beyonce is a size 6 (she auctioned off one of her dresses recently).
I am more worried about that lateral vaginal opening on her throat
why would hugh care about her nipple ? everybody knows he is a total cake-eater just like travolta and cruise…dont think he be interested at all in a fine girl like beyonce
btw whats with all the shit-talk about beyonce being fat ? shes a bit curvier but who gives a shit ? the majority of people in the states are fattys anyways so what gives ? also the racist comments are really nice…good thing the internet exists so people with issues can shit on everybody else haha….these comments are hilarious…great stuff people !!
http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/
LOL @ this
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WHY SOME OF YALL HATING ON ME? IS IT CAUSE IM WHAT U CANT BE??? ONE OF MY RINGS IS WORTH MORE THEN YOUR LIFE!!! SO THAT PRETTY MUCH MEANS YALL ARE WORTHLESS TO ME AND SO ARE YOUR IGNORANT COMMENTS!!! I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU BOYS CHOOSE PINK OVER BROWN CAUSE IM TAKEN ANYWAY(AND IM PRETTY SURE IM HOTTER THEN YOUR OLE LADY) I WAS AT THE OSCAR BECAUSE IM THE SHIT!!! AND IM NOT FAT I MAKE WHITE CHICKS WANT ASS/HIPS LIKE MINE!!! NEWS FLASH….. THIS JUST IN…SKINNY PEOPLE WITH THIER RIBS POKING OUT IS NOT SEXY OR HEALTHY SO WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD DONT LET SOCIETY TRY TO TELL YOU HOW U SHOULD LOOK.BE YOURSELF AND DO YOU!!! AND IF YOU ARE SKINNY THATS COOL BUT DONT LET PEOPLE MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE PRETTY JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE SKINNY(NOT TRUE!!!)
LMAOOOOOOO BEYONCE……..that shut their asses up……..way to go girl!!! I can’t imagine a mature person talking like those idiots above me, so must of been a bunch of kiddies……..so who cares what they think anyway………hun, you were wonderfulllll at the Oscars and any show you appear on…….the reason they always ask you back, is because you do one hell of a show!!!!! God bless you girl!!!!!
LMAOOOOOOO BEYONCE……..that shut their asses up……..way to go girl!!! I can’t imagine a mature person talking like those idiots above me, so must of been a bunch of kiddies……..so who cares what they think anyway………hun, you were wonderfulllll at the Oscars and any show you appear on…….the reason they always ask you back, is because you do one hell of a show!!!!! God bless you girl!!!!!
LMAOOOOOOO BEYONCE……..that shut their asses up……..way to go girl!!! I can’t imagine a mature person talking like those idiots above me, so must of been a bunch of kiddies……..so who cares what they think anyway………hun, you were wonderfulllll at the Oscars and any show you appear on…….the reason they always ask you back, is because you do one hell of a show!!!!! God bless you girl!!!!!
uhhh…mmm wow 1) who cares and 2) i luv how they have all these jealous people out here tryna drive on beyonce. I’m pretty sure she didn’t walk out there saying let me flash my nipples to everyone. I think it’s funny that you got people over here saying how ugly and talentless she is when you all know you would do anything to be her. My whole thing even if you don’t like the girl doesn’t mean you gotta hate on her. Give her credit she is good and she is doing what she has to do. I mean i hate hanna montana and the jonas brothers and high school musical all that stuff, but I gotta give them credit at least they are going out there doing what they wanna do……..so don’t hate.
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I guarantee you that if they lifted that red flaps up, you’d see thighs that meet each at the crotch. Why this bitch gets any attention is beyond me. I’m so fucking sick of her.
I can’t see any nipple. lol
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She looks wonderful in read and I see she used mostly all of her natural hair for this hairstyle.
have a good day
have a good day
If unsure, just look the part Barbara Walters, if that old lady lap dance. No straight guy would never do.