During a song and dance number at the Oscars, Beyonce’s nipple popped out while being dipped by Hugh Jackman which proves my theory that just looking at him causes women’s breasts to fly out. This is why I’ll be spending the rest of my day waving a picture of Wolverine at every hot chick I see. Adieu.
UPDATE: So, it’s been over an hour, and I can’t stop flashing my chest at the monitor. Somebody needs to shut my computer off – or bring me a sandwich. Either one.
Pic links to NSFW version, and if Jay-Z asks, you saw it on Perez Hilton.
Photos: Getty
Yeah | February 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm
It was bound to happen someday.
okay25 | February 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm
What is up with that pink lipstick she keeps trying to pull off? It does NOT look good.
okay25 | February 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm
What is up with that pink lipstick she keeps trying to pull off? It does NOT look good.
Bibleguy | February 24, 2009 at 3:01 pm
JESUS !
Jrz | February 24, 2009 at 3:03 pm
This little……production number thing they did….was …..so fucking gay. I mean, it lisped…it’s wrists were limp….it giggled…..it did everything but take it up the ass right on prime time.
okay25 | February 24, 2009 at 3:03 pm
oops.
Where's Darkwing Duck? | February 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I can’t see it. I keep getting the pic with the star. Damn.
Justin T | February 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm
There’s a nipple there?
Massa' | February 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm
DAMN, she looks HOT in these pics. Too bad she wouldn’t have anything to do with a nobody like me.
jcwbnimble | February 24, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I watched a few minutes, right up until Wolverine sat on Nixon’s lap. WTF!!!!
Rukia | February 24, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Beyonce looks really pretty in these photos. I missed the Oscars on purpose because I was exhausted. It’s a good thing she has beautiful nipples. I have seen pictures of women with perfect shaped breasts and not so great nipples.
Since I am a girl I wonder if guys really care about that stuff Do you?
Fluffy Butt | February 24, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Wear something that fits ya, bitch!
baboom | February 24, 2009 at 3:14 pm
The nipples may be the most important part. I’ve dumped girls over shitty nipples.
Anonymous | February 24, 2009 at 3:15 pm
She is unattractive and talentless. Still can’t figure out why she’s famous.
khirschysquirts | February 24, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Better that than falling down the stairs!
Bob the Engineer | February 24, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Looks like the stage and stairs were reinforced. Good thinking.
SheSaidHerNameWasMaybe | February 24, 2009 at 3:24 pm
He obviuosly could care less….he’s not even looking at it! That’s right you skanky bitch….you slipped a nip right under Hugh Jackman’s nose and he’s not even interested! I personally do not believe there is a hotter man on this planet.
SheSaidHerNameWasMaybe | February 24, 2009 at 3:26 pm
…..and that scab’s got her fat-ass thunder thighs wrapped all around him! Life is NOT fair.
Tim | February 24, 2009 at 3:31 pm
All his workouts sure came in handy. Billy Crystal would have been in traction after the show.
Spenceer | February 24, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.
Fati | February 24, 2009 at 3:32 pm
That’s not a nipple, it’s a fucking shade. And this cow has gotten faaaaat.
Hew is gorgeous!
Barry O | February 24, 2009 at 3:32 pm
When you scratch & sniff it, it smells like Popeye’s.
cavy | February 24, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I’m so glad I skipped the Oscars this year….yawnfest!
Jesse | February 24, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Obviously the Connecticut cops should have called Hugh when Travis got out of control.
Guy | February 24, 2009 at 3:35 pm
As much as I like Hugh, it kind of looks like he’s wearing makeup.
Druid | February 24, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Jesus and his followers ruined the world Bible Guy.
I hate Behonce and Rhianna as they both suck. Be’ has fat legs. Yuck!
JaniceGunit | February 24, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Nice! Her boobs look really great. But what is that piece of her costume hanging down between her legs. It looks like fire crotch.
Whoever writes for the Superficial is so funny. Perez has more posts but this site is so much funnier.
Also, Spenceer is a whore.
steve | February 24, 2009 at 3:41 pm
She looks a little too excited to be with Jackman. I hope when she got home Jay-Z gave her a nice big Chris Brown welcome.
Beth | February 24, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Actually I thought this was a great number, sort of a tribute to previous generations of talented entertainers by the current generation of empty celebrities.
Lexoka | February 24, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I knew she’d end up doing something noteworthy, sooner or later!
Slappy | February 24, 2009 at 3:44 pm
i’m glad the supports on those stairs held, she’s looking like quite the heiffer these days
Jimbo | February 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Irregardless, Sean Penn upstaged everybody by giving an honest and gutsy acceptance speech. Gotta admire a guy who doesn’t give a fuck what you think.
casualencounters.com/blog | February 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Nicer nipple than I would have imagined and when did Jackman turn into an Oompa-Loompa.
stuhlgang | February 24, 2009 at 3:52 pm
@27
Perez, shouldn’t you be doodling on some photo, or knee-deep in a gallon of rocky road (or balls-deep in some dude) rather than posting on the ‘fish?
Cootie | February 24, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Fat.
McFeely Smackup | February 24, 2009 at 3:54 pm
that qualifies as a nipple slip? there’s more wishful thinking in that photo than nipple.
Mark | February 24, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I wish they had the courage to do “Singing in the Rain” and have it turn into “Umbrella” and then he just beats the hell out of her. Now THAT would have been funny!
bakinmycake | February 24, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Jackmans’ actual thoughts:
“damn girl LAYOFF the fried chicken and you might be able to get rid of that elephant ass”
“nice broccoli, brush much??…”
pappy smeary | February 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm
first nipple slip i haven’t wanted to see
Ike Turner | February 24, 2009 at 4:02 pm
#37 – or reenact the Singing in the Rain scene in A Clockwork Orange.
Paul | February 24, 2009 at 4:04 pm
if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring in it
10pound | February 24, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Hugh Jackman: “Hey look…a milk dud”
Tom K | February 24, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I don’t understand why Beyonce is always at every awards show! What does this whore have to do with the Oscars?!?! She can’t act, was not nominated, nor was any movie she was in nominated. It’s like she always have to be everywhere! Someone needs to get Travis the chimp aka Chris Brown after her!
Sid | February 24, 2009 at 4:17 pm
So…this was a tribute to Joan Embery?
rubberSOULless | February 24, 2009 at 4:17 pm
It’s a shame people are talking about Beyonce’s nipples instead of her talent. Oh wait….
everyone | February 24, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Dark nipples are disgusting. If they’re not pink, keep them covered.
sixpack | February 24, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Can there be ANY awards show that does not showcase a performance by Beyonce? Are there no other sistahs able to perform or does it default to her automatically? Jesus Christ I am sick of this girl.
Hugh Jackman | February 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm
“Ungawa! There’s a white man singing here! “
Prom Dress Cheap | February 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Keep the nipples up ! lolz..
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Hugh Jackman is gayer than Christmas. | February 24, 2009 at 4:29 pm
If you’re not convinced, just watch the Barbara Walters piece where he gives that crone a lap dance. No straight dude would ever do that.