During a song and dance number at the Oscars, Beyonce’s nipple popped out while being dipped by Hugh Jackman which proves my theory that just looking at him causes women’s breasts to fly out. This is why I’ll be spending the rest of my day waving a picture of Wolverine at every hot chick I see. Adieu.
UPDATE: So, it’s been over an hour, and I can’t stop flashing my chest at the monitor. Somebody needs to shut my computer off – or bring me a sandwich. Either one.
Pic links to NSFW version, and if Jay-Z asks, you saw it on Perez Hilton.