Beyonce might be pregnant
The New York Daily News reports that at the opening of Jay-Z’s 40/40 club in Atlantic City last Wednesday, Beyonce was overheard saying she was pregnant with Jay-Z’s child.
However, the admission would jar with a report from another guest, who told me: “I definitely saw her drinking Champagne,” implying that she was unlikely to be pregnant.
So either the New York Daily News is incredibly wrong about the baby thing, or Beyonce is a firm believer of mixing alcohol with pregnancy. Then again, if I found out my child was going to look like Jay-Z I’d want to get as drunk as possible too. When you realize you’re going to have the ugliest child ever, alcohol is pretty much the only solution you’ve got.