Beyonce knows how to lose weight

August 16th, 2006 // 190 Comments
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To lose 20 pounds for her latest movie role, Beyonce reportedly used the “maple syrup” diet which consists of mixing maple syrup with water, lemon juice, and cayenne pepper and drinking it as a daily meal replacement. A dietician who works with the British group Weight Concern says:

“The problem is not what’s in the diet but what’s not. There are no fats, proteins, vitamins or minerals and the only carbohydrate is in the form of sugar… People would start to feel very lethargic and would be unable to concentrate… They will probably end up in hospital, especially people who try it for more than 10 days.”

Sounds pretty healthy to me. Although I’ve got my own version of the maple syrup diet. It goes a little something like this. You don’t get all the nutrients of Beyonce’s version, but boy does it go down smooth.

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  1. Robin

    I don’t see it–all the tabloids keep saying she’s lost weight but I don’t see it.
    Maybe it’s because I’ve been conditioned to picture Nichole as what weight loss really looks like.
    Silly me.

  2. Robin

    I don’t see it–all the tabloids say she’s lost weight but I just don’t see it.
    Maybe it’s because I’ve been conditioned to picture Nicole as what weight loss looks like.
    Silly me.

  3. RichPort

    Damn you Type Key!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

  4. RichPort

    Damn you Type Key!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

  5. Robin

    I just don’t see it–the tabloids say she’s lost weight–I don’t see it.
    Maybe it’s because I’ve been conditioned to refer to Nicole as what weight loss looks like.
    Sill me!

  6. DancingQueen

    Jeez, could she make herself look any whiter? I mean really. She’s definitely had plastic surgery on her face and if she’s willing to do that then I’m sure she’s had some lipo too.

  7. RichPort

    Damn you Type Key!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

  8. daveeech81

    “Lethargic” huh…that could explain that pink panther movie.

  9. daveeech81

    “Lethargic” huh?…that could explain that pink panther movie.

  10. Vanessa

    It’s not a diet, it’s called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won’t end up in the hospital after 10 days, that’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard and that “dietician” should do a little more research before she mouths off.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

    I’ve personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

    The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.

    * The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
    * The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
    * The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
    * The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
    * The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
    * The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

  11. daveeech81

    “Lethargic” huh?…that could explain that pink panther movie.

  12. Vanessa

    It’s not a diet, it’s called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won’t end up in the hospital after 10 days, that’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard and that “dietician” should do a little more research before she mouths off.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

    I’ve personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

    The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.

    * The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
    * The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
    * The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
    * The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
    * The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
    * The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

  13. Vanessa

    It’s not a diet, it’s called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won’t end up in the hospital after 10 days, that’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard and that “dietician” should do a little more research before she mouths off.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

    I’ve personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

    The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.

    * The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
    * The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
    * The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
    * The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
    * The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
    * The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

  14. Vanessa

    It’s not a diet, it’s called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won’t end up in the hospital after 10 days, that’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard and that “dietician” should do a little more research before she mouths off.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

    I’ve personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

  15. Vanessa

    It’s not a diet, it’s called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won’t end up in the hospital after 10 days, that’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard and that “dietician” should do a little more research before she mouths off.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

    I’ve personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

    The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
    * The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
    * The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
    * The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
    * The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
    * The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
    * The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

  16. Vanessa

    It’s not a diet, it’s called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won’t end up in the hospital after 10 days, that’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard and that “dietician” should do a little more research before she mouths off.

  17. Vanessa

    It’s not a diet, it’s called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won’t end up in the hospital after 10 days, that’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard and that “dietician” should do a little more research before she mouths off.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

    I’ve personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

    The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
    * The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
    * The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
    * The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
    * The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
    * The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
    * The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

  18. Vanessa

    It’s not a diet, it’s called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won’t end up in the hospital after 10 days, that’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard and that “dietician” should do a little more research before she mouths off.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

    I’ve personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

    The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
    * The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
    * The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
    * The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
    * The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
    * The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
    * The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

  19. daveeech81

    “Lethargic” huh?…that could explain that pink panther movie.

  20. jamiew

    Ha too bad she cannot eat Fois Gras in Chicago any more

    http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

  21. Vanessa

    It’s not a diet, it’s called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won’t end up in the hospital after 10 days, that’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard and that “dietician” should do a little more research before she mouths off.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

    I’ve personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

    The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
    * The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
    * The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
    * The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
    * The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
    * The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
    * The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

  22. SpecialAgentWind

    I am on a Beyonce diet – it consists of listening to any of her music so I can throw up. Now top that off with some syrup.

  23. SpecialAgentWind

    I am on a Beyonce diet – it consists of listening to any of her music so I can throw up. Now top that off with some syrup.

  24. SpecialAgentWind

    I am on a Beyonce Diet – it consists of listening to her music so I can toss my stomach contents.

  25. Justin Igger

    where can i get some chicken?

  26. turns out because of this diet, Aunt Jemimah get’s a prodution credit in the film…executive producer…

    “Here, chile, drink this…”

  27. Justin Igger

    where can i get some chicken?

  28. as a result of this diet, Aunt Jemimah gets a production credit for this film…executive producer….

    “Here, chile, drink this…”

  29. jrzmommy

    These fucking mirror-kissing idiots in Hollywood would eat a pig’s asshole soaked in gasoline if you told them they’d lose weight by doing it.

  30. danielle

    OH QUIT IT WITH YOUR RETARDED ANTICS ALREADY! SOMEONE ALWAYS HAS TO PULL UP THE ISSUE OF COLOR. AND WHATEVER JACKASS SAID SHE SHOULD LOSE HER ASS..MUST NOT HAVE ONE.
    I’M SORRY BUT THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY IS NOT A BIRD CHEST, FLAT ASS, AND CHICKEN LEGS. UNLIKE YOU AIRHEADS, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE.

    sorry to interrupt..you may now continue to starve yourselves.

  31. danielle

    OH SHUT UP! SUM DUMBASS ALWAYS HAS TO CROSS THE LINE.

    AND WHATEVER JACKASS CALLED HER UGLY AND SAID SHE SHOULD LOSE HER ASS…PROBABLY HAS LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

    THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY IS NOT A BIRD CHEST, FLAT ASS, AND CHICKEN LEGS.

    UNLIKE YOU CLONES, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE.

  32. danielle

    OH PATHETIC.

    THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY IS NOT A BIRD’S CHEST, FLAT ASS, AND CHICKEN LEGS. UNLIKE YOU CLONES, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE.

    SO WHATEVER IDIOT SAID SHE SHOULD LOSE HER ASS AND IS UGLY NEEDS TO CHECK IN TO A PSYCH WARD, CAUSE SHE LOOKS 100X BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL.

  33. danielle

    A BIRD’S CHEST, CHICKEN LEGS, AND A FLAT ASS….IS NOT THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY.

    UNLIKE YOU CLONES, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE…THAT FITS INTO REGULAR ADULT SIZED CLOTHES…

  34. danielle

    what?

  35. Justin Igger

    where can i get some chicken?

  36. Justin Igger

    where can i get some chicken?

  37. Justin Igger

    where can i get some chicken?

  38. Justin Igger

    where can i get some chicken?

  39. Justin Igger

    where can i get some chicken?

  40. RichPort

    I I keep keep seeing seeing double double… …

  41. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    #85-88…We can all hear you. Stop screaming. Asshole.

  42. radio4play

    AW did the SF hit a soft spot here…

    what’s with all the multiple posts? god some people are such post whores

    dip dip

  43. jrzmommy

    26–yukky. Play with your own jism. :)

  44. Ron K

    I don’t care what any of you haters say. If I was given the opportunity, I would hit that so hard that when I’m finished, she’d be breastfeeding my twins.

  45. danielle

    oh whatever u dim wit, something’s wrong with this site

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