To lose 20 pounds for her latest movie role, Beyonce reportedly used the “maple syrup” diet which consists of mixing maple syrup with water, lemon juice, and cayenne pepper and drinking it as a daily meal replacement. A dietician who works with the British group Weight Concern says:
“The problem is not what’s in the diet but what’s not. There are no fats, proteins, vitamins or minerals and the only carbohydrate is in the form of sugar… People would start to feel very lethargic and would be unable to concentrate… They will probably end up in hospital, especially people who try it for more than 10 days.”
Sounds pretty healthy to me. Although I’ve got my own version of the maple syrup diet. It goes a little something like this. You don’t get all the nutrients of Beyonce’s version, but boy does it go down smooth.
huh?
what no pancake?
2nd!!
Good bye milky jugs.
Sooooo healthy. Great job, Hollywood.
That is a ridiculous diet. It may help her lose weight, but she will pay a price later for that kind of food intake. Now, I personally like the pureed dog food diet with jelly beans, fava beans and a nice Chianti.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Why doesn’t she try the “refuse any food that comes near her mouth” diet? It worked for Nicole Ritchie.
I really hope all these celebrities will just keep trying to out-do each other in the weightloss department then, one by one, they will all pull a Karen Carpenter.
i suppose you’ll also lose weight, but i’ve always heard of that “diet” as being more of a cleanse. i really don’t want to think that much about beyonce’s bowels though. ew.
check the similarities…
http://therawfoodsite.com/mastercleanse.htm
now just loose that fat ass and we may have something here…
since when she became friends with nicole richie?
The superfish dude (chugging the syrup) looks like an “Easter Islander” with hair!!!
http://www.mysteriousplaces.com/Easter_Island/index.html
She’s still yummy and booty-licious. Yay Team Healthy Women!
she is so fucking dope i would fuck da shit out dis bitch i love dis bitch and she will love me one day if i ain’t Justin Igger
@13 I’m sure you will win Beyonce’s heart one day, afterall, she’s Justin Igger too.
I could help her lose about 180 pounds a day… of course that would involve her pushing me off of her every morning, but still, she should really consider it…
Is it just me or is Beyonce starting to look more white?
http://www.celebslam.com
She should try the “Texas Twat Sauce Diet”…it’s all jizz..I look fucking awesome and you should see my skin.
Whatever. She’s still fat.
@18 Yeah and Megan Harris is still ugly. Woof!
Check out dude in the last pic with the hat and the phosphorescent green shirt… he’s all about THAT shit!
Yeah, my friend does that cleanse every so often. I actually know of a few health nuts who do cleanses as well. It’s not really a diet at all.
The maple syrup thing is a cleanse. A friend of mine did it for 21 days, she looks fabulous, and did NOT end up in the hospital. Cleansing is entirely different than the standard Hollywood dieting a la Nicole Ritchie…
Anyway, I just had to say it.
That’s all.
@17 Yeah I used that diet too. Only problem is the calorie intake on cum can get up there when you are swallowing dozens of loads a day. I usually like to end the day with a good ass thumping, that way I shit out those extra calories. Kinda like a laxative. Or an enema.
Cunty cunter cuntabulous cuntrific cunts.
There.
oh she’s hawt now alright.. problem is whenever anyone gets near her they feel this overwhelming urge to sing the aunt jemima pancake song out loud.. where is my fork.. my spoon.. there’s nothing worse in this universe.. she should really try the tomato diet instead.. you know.. all that lycopene.. now that will charge up your hoochie coochie..
http://www.stingybitches.com/gourmet%20page.html
PLAGURISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, maybe not, but the similarities are quite obvious, no? Click the link.
And, Justa Nigger..wait, should that say Nigga?..eh, spelling taint the strong point, so…Nigger………Is that you, Fa Cube Itches/many other names?
That diet is bullshit. She needs to start the Mummy Diet, by Nicole Richie.
That’s right, Beyonce, listen to The Man telling you that your butt is too big and you are too curvy to be in movies! Men looooove women with no ass, no hips, and a sharply defined breastbone!
she adds in the cayenne pepper in her daily meal just to give her that hot ass.
or is it stink ass…
Say what you want but 99% of the time Beyonce looks good, in control, and is ready for showtime. Britney, Lindsay, and the rest should beg Beyonce to be their life coach.
And that helped her acting how… ?!
GW Bush sleeping with Condoleeza Rice?!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/bush-and-condi-making-sex.html
i’d nail that hootchie momma ass like i was in home depot
She’s on a Maple Syrup Diet ?
All I can say is : (of course)
‘I’m a Lumberjack and I’m OK
I work all day, and I sleep all night…
On Monday’s I go shopping.. and I wonder why this was funny !!
(on Monday’s he goes shopping and He wonders why this was funny’) (REPEAT)
His medication expires Tuesday so blow me early next week.
(His medication expires Tuesday – so blow him early next week) (REPEAT)
(I’ll never get lunch in this town )
This is for the Prince Harry thread which doesn’t seem to take comments any more :
These Brits love modern concepts like Heredity Rule and ‘Left wing’leaders who get down and bark when American Republicans tell them who to invade.
Oh – he grabbed a tit ? At least he took off the Nazi uniform – but what was he hiding…
syrup? please…….nothing will give this over-rated cooch talent…..she can try blowing Jay-zip, not gonna mattah…..the bitch got no talent…….nuff said
@30 i concur. She’s not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!
@30 i concur. She’s not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!
@30 i concur. She’s not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!
@30 i concur. She’s not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!
She didn’t exactly invent that. It’s called the Master Cleanse. It is a detox cleansing fast that was created quite a long time ago. She either a) learned it from the book that the creator of the fast published (called, aptly enough “The Master Cleanse”) or b)read about it online.
It’s a great detox, and extremely effective. But Beyonce isn’t exactly a weightloss pioneer for using it.
She didn’t exactly invent that. It’s called the Master Cleanse. It is a detox cleansing fast that was created quite a long time ago. She either a) learned it from the book that the creator of the fast published (called, aptly enough “The Master Cleanse”) or b)read about it online.
It’s a great detox, and extremely effective. But Beyonce isn’t exactly a weightloss pioneer for using it.
I’d nail it like a cedar shingle. Ooogah!
I’d nail it like a cedar shingle. Ooogah!
sex is the best diet!
that and playing sonic!
http://www.playpacman.net/sonic/
sex is the best diet!
that and playing sonic!
http://www.playpacman.net/sonic/
@13 – I’m black and I haven’t said “dope” since 1991.
Oh, and I would also knock the bejeezuss out dat pussee!
@13 – I’m black and I haven’t said “dope” since 1991.
Oh, and I would also knock the bejeezuss out dat pussee!
I challenge any of you ass haters to find a hotter chick than this. Jay Z must still smack himself every morning and have a hearty laugh at us all, knowing she is way beyond his league, though I suspect she’s a bit icey…
I challenge any of you ass haters to find a hotter chick than this. Jay Z must still smack himself every morning and have a hearty laugh at us all, knowing she is way beyond his league, though I suspect she’s a bit icey…