Beyonce & Jay-Z: Married? Or just into really elaborate jokes that have no foreseeable punchline in sight like this headline?
Unless you drank yourself into a coma on Friday and are therefore my new Messiah, you probably heard the reports of Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles allegedly having a secret wedding. While no one has confirmed the marriage, Mary J. Blige let the cat out of the bag while performing with Jay-Z in North Carolina Saturday night. OK! Magazine reports:
“Congratulations to my man, Jay-Z, and my girl B,” the singer announced to the audience at the beginning of her set at the Greensboro Coliseum.
And while no grand announcement was made during Jay-Z’s time on stage, eyewitness sources confirm to OK! that the former Destiny’s Child singer did make the trip to Greensboro with her new hubby.
I always figured if Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles got married it’d be inside a submarine made of diamonds. Then, when it sank to the bottom (Diamonds make shitty nautical crafts.), everyone would shake their heads and say, “Thank God Kim Kardashian’s still alive.” I’m such a hopeless romantic sometimes.