It’s a slow news day, so here’s Beyonce at the Samsung press conference for her new B Phone with some tape on her boob. Or glue. A scar? Look, what am I, a glue tape scar expert? No. I’m just the guy that sits here bench pressing trucks while women throw themselves at me and ogle my muscles. Sometimes I also play with puppies.
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You Won't Believe What Jennifer Lopez Is Up To Now – Lainey Gossip |
 Christina Ricci Seems Like Fun – The Chive | |
| Pig Man Photobombs Paris Hilton – BuzzFeed | |
| Star Releases Brand New Bikini Photos – TooFab | |
| Find Out Who Kim Kardashian Is Morphing Into – Fox News | |
| Is Jessica Simpson Getting Married On This Day? – Huffington Post |
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Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend |
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Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’ |
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP. |
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Bertney’s X-Factor Rider Demands Chick’n, Soder Pop And That There Tater Salad She Likes 24/7 |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
MassGrrl, Call me Martini. #26 is so impersonal and numeric sounding. Yes, thanks for setting me straight about the adhesive issue. If I were a REAL celebrity, I would know this (and I would have a personal assistant spraying my giant breasts with adhesive AND posting comments on my behalf). Hollywood Tape is for wannabees, and now, thanks to you, I know the error of my ways.
Not that I should know this (I’m just a , country girl) , but isn’t “grrl” a designation from the early 90′s or is that just the way you roll in hip Mass.?
what IS that?
she is wearing a bra. its called like hollywood tape and it basically holds ur shirt where you want it to be so it doesnt fall or anything
A stunning promoting-concept:
A telephone with a little DILDO!!
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah… it’s a silicone bra.
Looks like a little bit of Hollywood tape to me *shrug*
What an ugly black bitch.
dumb hoore named her album after an arse cleaning device too… B day hph..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
useless amex advert, shitty bphone bollox
F-off daft cow….
Beyonce’s lace wigs are so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want one!
ooooo,baby i want to fuck you
ooooo,baby i want to fuck you