Here’s Beyonce vacationing in Monaco while wearing a bikini under an insanely tall man’s shirt. Whoever that guy is, I’m going to kick his ass for impeding my Beyonce viewing. Just as soon as I’m done fitting these stilts with knives. Then, ho ho, it’s on like Rambo dong. (Roll with it.)
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cuntageous | May 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Damn, she’s fine!
Me | May 13, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Shut this bitch up, too.
Deacon Jones | May 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Did the chic in Pic 11 just qweaf (sic) or something?
Jeremy | May 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm
When you title a post “… in a bikini,” I usually assume we can actually see most of the bikini… not a large shirt/thin robe.
Ram Punchington | May 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm
What’s a Beyonce?
Punchington Out.
Bonquiqui | May 13, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Girl, that woman in pic 11 did just queaf! But you gotta love her hat.
Crabby Old Guy | May 13, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Wow, those “bikini” shots struck me the same way that she does: Zip, nada, zero, no talent, nothing, Muzak to my ears (sorry, John).
Other than all that, well, nope – nothing. Paris Hilton the other day, now this, why not try to get some pix of a block of wood in a bikini – it actually would be an upgrade ’cause you can do something with it.
Come-Honor-Face | May 13, 2009 at 5:56 pm
need a Butt-shot or this post is just a figment of my imagination
dude | May 13, 2009 at 6:06 pm
For once, I’m glad the chick is covered up. Check out those gorilla legs (no offense to gorillas, and no, gorilla is not a euphemism for any ethnicity).
Anonymous | May 13, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Bouncey is a talentless screecher. All she can do is shake her wig around.
Galtacticus | May 13, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Oh! There’s my favorite shirt! It’s a bit stretched now,isn’t it?
effyeray | May 13, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Deeeee-muthafuckin-sgusting! What I wanna know is why Rhinna? I mean, if any talentless tranny looking lip-syncher needs her fug face punched off it is this song stealing beast. Get with it & beat this bitches ass JayZ.
Boogeyman King Dong | May 13, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I’m surprised she doesn’t start to pee when her feet get wet?
Dr. Feelemupp | May 13, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Even that big-ass tent can’t hide Ms. Knowles’ messed up titties.
alfalfa | May 13, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Hide that cellulite
casualencounters.com/blog/ | May 13, 2009 at 6:58 pm
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dirk | May 13, 2009 at 7:37 pm
OOGA BOOGA JiggaTwat?
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 13, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Dont get me wrong shes an attractive woman, but for some reason im not getting the Beyonce hype…
Hannibal | May 13, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Please, don’t post any more niggaz in bikini. Pretty please?
Don't need to know | May 13, 2009 at 10:00 pm
This woman or let me say gorilla is not attractive at all!!!! She’s covering up ’cause she has nothing good to show off!!!!!!! Disgusting Biacth!! I’m sick of her !!
Bo | May 13, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Iif I had such fat legs and a fat ass like hers id cover up 2.
The One Who Knows | May 13, 2009 at 10:59 pm
What the fuck do you think I got X-Ray eyes. Get your shit together or get some glasses. Not even close you dipshit………….
gerard vandenberg | May 14, 2009 at 12:59 am
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER ANYWAY?
Ali | May 14, 2009 at 1:45 am
Um, whatever. Beyonce is hot as hell! That girl shakes it, sings beautifully and she keeps herself looking very, very fine. And you all should be careful. You’re talking shit about Jay-Z’s lady. That could get scary.
“SO DONT LET THE NECESSARY OCCUR”
I have a huge crush on Jay-Z, but I also have a raging lesbiana infatuation for Beyonce. Until a few days ago, I didn’t know who I loved more. When I was thinking about it, I decided it was right to chose Beyonce; out of respect to her, and Jay-Z, and what they share. Right? I have major hots for Jay-Z, though. Mmm, he is such a good rapper too. The nice thing is that had I not started listening to his music, I would have never found him attractive. And furthermore, there is no harm in simply listening.. maybe dancing.
*I can’t do Beyonce balads.. I did like “Dangerously In Love” when I was thirteen though.
Fun Online | May 14, 2009 at 2:14 am
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Halia | May 14, 2009 at 2:21 am
I have seen that bikini top at World Swimwear, or at least from what I can see of it. Could she have not found a better cover up. My great grandmother would not wear that thing.
She's a Fat Slob | May 14, 2009 at 7:15 am
Not sure what the fuss is over this pig. Her singing us not nice and she is fat.
Shooter | May 14, 2009 at 7:16 am
Bikini? My grandma wears this size
FACE | May 14, 2009 at 7:18 am
Comment no 7 is hilarious and dead on. That body is not going to be nice in a couiple years – it is border line pork now.
TUBBO | May 14, 2009 at 7:23 am
Somewhere there’s a trainer that can get this fat bitch in shape. Until then I guess she’ll have to continue wearing pajamas to the beach.
Bumbumbum | May 14, 2009 at 7:41 am
She is pregnant
emma | May 14, 2009 at 8:53 am
She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
____T a l l h u b . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.
Jim Lahey | May 14, 2009 at 9:09 am
Hey # 32, stop posting your annoying spam! People don’t go to that link. Its a scam!
As for Beyonce, I’d skull fuck her.
gotmilk? | May 14, 2009 at 2:12 pm
i wonder if that horsehair smells when it gets wet?
and it’s a good thing that shirt is so fuckin huge. no one wants to see her flabby thighs.
gotmilk? | May 14, 2009 at 2:15 pm
24, you’re kidding, right? we suppose to be scared of some wannabe thug & his untalented cow of a wife?
effyeray | May 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
So #24 Ali, (disregarding most of your retarded ass post) you think that fucking manatee “sings beautifully” ? BwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahAAAAAhahahahaha. Thanks dipshit, I needed a good laugh today.
blahblah | May 15, 2009 at 9:22 am
It’s known that Beyonce only works out when she needs it like before a show. So the rest of the time, she’s out of shape.
I don’t think she looks too bad. I don’t care about her singing, but she seems nice.
Akon | July 8, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Who wears a weave when swimming?
Akon | July 8, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Who wears a weave when swimming?
Akon | July 8, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Who wears a weave when swimming?
not even the sexy pornstars r thin...only the hollywood dipshits | August 3, 2009 at 10:51 pm
im chunky…dint kno that havin a flat stomach on thick thighs wer fat these days but i guess wen white ppl c orange skeletons they think its hot…wat a fuckd up world we r in now LMAO. wats even funnier iv seen ppl in africa starvin fatter than these skinny flat ass, wrinkled bull dog lukin whores in la la land. beyonce…u r 1 sexy biatch!
Sexy lingerie | December 26, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I like the post, and I agree somewhat with, To be very truthful.
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Zoé | May 4, 2010 at 5:06 am
God, you guys are PATHETIC.