Beyonce in a bikini

October 3rd, 2008 // 141 Comments

In an unexpected Friday surprise, I got a hold of some Beyonce Knowles bikini pics. I gotta admit though, they’re a tad anticlimactic considering she usually errs on the side of smokin’ hot. It’s like unwrapping a Wii on Christmas morning, but inside the box is not Beyonce’s butt. Curse you, Claus!

Photos: Splash News

  1. The problem is that she’s covering up her best ass-et.

  2. Shes HOT !!! love the multy -colored Bikini :P

    XOXO

  3. Ralph

    Her ass used to be decent with all the airbrushing. these days, they can’t even airbrush out all the lard and cellulite. She’s like Jennifer Love Hewitt except she’s ugly and doesn’t have the huge rack like JLH

  4. tc

    Whitey : Them Niggaz is all stupid
    Nigger : Easy to say when you are hiding behind an internet. Try saying that to my face.
    Whitey : Easy to say ‘try saying that to my face’ when you are hiding behind the internet. Try saying ‘try saying that to my face’ to my face.
    Nigger : Yeah. Easy to say….etc.

    You bunch of silly fuckers.

  5. flabby buttockal region

    @ #12…**She looks sturdy, good for both working in the field and child bearing. But I’d have to look at her teeth before we discuss price. **

    Freaking hilarious!

  6. Frist is the most beautiful

    I would drink your douche like champagne
    I would collect your used tampons and display them en masse as a bouquet of red roses
    I would wear your soiled panties, granny style or not
    You are a queen
    The brightest star
    In my
    Sky

  7. FACE

    Number 105 is laughing at stupid racism. Obviously some sorry ass white boy who feels threatened by the masculinity of black men – like most whites – and feels that kind of offensive joke helps him superior even though he is weaker.

    The fact that a famous black woman is on this site for a change – instead of the endless stream of nobody psuedo celebrity white chicks that havent done anything but sucked the right dicks to get on camera – is amazing.

  8. gotmilk?

    if she wasn’t wearing that 5 million dollar ring, which necessitates the horde of security, no one would know who this ugly fat bitch is.

  9. duh

    “Too bad she isn’t running for President, you ignorant slob. Your post might have made sense if she was.”

    Why do you think people are saying “McCain ’08/Palin ’09″? McCain’s already showing signs of dementia. Even if he doesn’t die in office – not exactly a long-shot to begin with, given his age and health history – he’ll have enough “bad days,” like all dementia patients do, that somebody will have to step in and make decisions routinely. That somebody will be Palin, who whined “How long have I been at this? Like 5 weeks?” when asked what she’d give up from the McCain/Palin agenda given that the $700 billion bailout will handcuff the next President. She fights when she feels strong; when she feels weak or threatened, she tries cutesy stuff (talking like a teenager, for example). Forget now – she’ll never have what it takes to be president. She’s made a political career out of dodging criticism with good looks and perkiness, which appeals to the aging men who dominate politics. She’s a natural born local politician and an absurd choice for VP.

  10. John McCain and Sarah Palin

    When we’re elected, we will immediately return America to traditional small-town values.

    Of course, that means exterminating all the mud people. Ran into many nigs or spics who went on and on with nostalgia about small towns? Didn’t think so. Small towns are where the real America (white) remains pure. The cleansing of the big towns will begin on Inauguration Day 2009.

    USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

  11. richcapo

    > very brave pinky over the internet very bold indeed but will the white man say that i south central?

    I’m not racist in the least, but if I found myself in South Central and needed to fight, as long as the guy — black or whatever — is man enough to fight one-on-one with no weapon, and his her friends aren’t jump-in pussies, I wouldn’t be afraid of the guy anymore than I would a white guy with the same body, skills, etc.

    I was a bouncer in college. I fought blacks, whites, latinos, etc. No race is tougher than the other. It all comes down to the individual. And the worst kind of individual to fight? A boxer, plain and simple. A guy gets into a boxing stance and puts up his dukes — black or white, it’s probably gonna be a tussle. Especially if they get you on the ground — most boxers can street fight, too, I’ve found.

    Black doesn’t necessarily equal badass (or big dicked or whatever); white doesn’t necessarily equal pussy (or small dicked or whatever), so get off the race tip. It’s ridiculous.

    That said, Beyonce looks pretty unremarkable here. Like most celebrities, she looks nowhere near as hot in real life as she does after Photoshop and post production video tweaking.

  12. Deacon Jones

    @107 – “Masculinity of black men” ??? What is that exactly? Give me some examples.

    God damn. It’s amazing what a makeup crew can do to somebody. If I was on the beach I wouldnt even look at this bitch. Nice stumpy legs.

  13. richcapo

    > Number 105 is laughing at stupid racism. Obviously some sorry ass white boy who feels threatened by the masculinity of black men – like most whites – and feels that kind of offensive joke helps him superior even though he is weaker.

    And this is what — intellectual racism? Racism is stupid, period. The “masculinity of black men”? Does that include the gay ones and pedophiles like Michael Jackson? Come on.

  14. danawang12

    Hot stature,sun glass, blond hair and red coat are all my style!! those tall women(even models) i hook up with were also in that style. still remember the tall dating place, to share with u guys: ____Seekingtall.c o m____ a place to start a beautiful romance and leave sweet memories!!
    As she wrote in her blog: Love is in the air! People who’s common bond is their taller than average height and a personal relationship is their goal.
    Finding love, dating and romance in real life is enough of a daunting task itself; now throw HEIGHT into the mix and you know what we mean!

  15. wtf

    Is the superficial broken today? WTF is going on?

  16. arom

    love the Letarte bikini she’s wearing!!

  17. Huh?

    **Number 105 is laughing at stupid racism. **
    How is this racism?? How do ya pull the race card on a horse comment?

    **threatened by the masculinity of black men **
    Are you saying she is a black male? i just thought she looked a little thicker than normal. I wouldn’t go so far as to call her a MAN, that’s rude.

    Apparently your intelligence is farrr too great for me to even begin to comprehend. =[

  18. Whatever

    reading this long thread was a good waste of 15 mins

  19. ANTOINE

    I think the super-fish went out of business!!!

  20. Air Mail

    Maybe she’s not feeling well in these pictures…

  21. I know everyone is looking at her fat ring on her finger, but I’m just excited to see the necklace she’s wearing. Her cousin bought it for her through the designer I work for, Heather Moore. :D (yeay shamless plug!)

  22. Hey #20 what are you going to do about it? Until you make a decision too bad crybaby.

  23. G. Taylor

    #7 Cindy, There’s always some skinny, ugly and probably pale woman like you that’s always jealous of someone as hot and successful as Beyonce.

    Why not just STFU!?

  24. Im cosigning for #123, and besides Sarah Palin really does look like a man in drag. EEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

  25. arroyo

    Not bad for a used up 40 year old casting couch veteran.

  26. I don’t care what anyone thinks, and Im not gay, but Beyonce is effing gorgeous even without makeup or weave.

  27. alisa

    oh comeeee onnnnn.. ew.

    the only reason some of you are sticking up for her is because she’s BLACK. if she was a white woman ..and this ugly.. racism wouldn’t even be brought up… you’d alllll be talkin crap

  28. Not true Alisa…Im black, and I take up for white women as well. My main motivatin for taking up for black women is seeing the true racial comments (i.e. negroid/kneeger/monkey/go back to Africa) You know…obvious offensive comments like these.

  29. Cornelius

    Seriously, there’s like 10 bodyguards in there. Who does she think she is, the president?

  30. Sarah (Loves Blacks)Palin

    This is our land, who cares if we stole it from the Indians who were here when we arrived.

    So what if we inject our lips and bums and burn our skin in the sun, we just want to look healthy and pretty. What does that have to do with being black/

    So what if the Chinese and Japanese write most of our IT programs and we are billions of dolars in debt to the Chinese? That is why we don’t annoy them about their human right records, can’t risk them asking for their money back.

    And those Russians?So what if they want to cage a few Assetian mmmmm…. Assetium, is that what dem der folks are called, gosh darn it, you know what I mean, white slaves.Putin knows I was only joking about coming over there. I wave at him every morning, hell I can see Russia from my house. Besides, we couldn’t just prance into Russia, ain’t no I-raq, the shame would be worse than that we suffered at the Bay Of Pigs.

  31. Wrong!!! Sarah all of the earth belongs to God. When will people come to realize that?

  32. Jessica

    you are all crazy.. i am actually disgusted to read some of these posts.. WTF is wrong with you. You are all the reason this world is so whack

  33. I know everyone is looking at her fat ring on her finger, but I’m just excited to see the necklace she’s wearing

  34. nigger hater

    black men are very maculine..WITH EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES CUZ 80% OF THEM ARE IN PRISON HAHAHAHAH FUCK ALL YOU MONKEYS..WHITE POWER

  35. nigger hater

    black men are very maculine..WITH EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES CUZ 80% OF THEM ARE IN PRISON HAHAHAHAH FUCK ALL YOU MONKEYS..WHITE POWER

  36. nigger hater

    black men are very maculine..WITH EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES CUZ 80% OF THEM ARE IN PRISON HAHAHAHAH FUCK ALL YOU MONKEYS..WHITE POWER

  37. nigger hater

    black men are very maculine..WITH EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES CUZ 80% OF THEM ARE IN PRISON HAHAHAHAH FUCK ALL YOU MONKEYS..WHITE POWER

  38. nigger hater

    black men are very maculine..WITH EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES CUZ 80% OF THEM ARE IN PRISON HAHAHAHAH FUCK ALL YOU MONKEYS..WHITE POWER

  39. nigger hater

    black men are very maculine..WITH EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES CUZ 80% OF THEM ARE IN PRISON HAHAHAHAH FUCK ALL YOU MONKEYS..WHITE POWER

  40. ehh. she’s no halle

  41. ehh. she’s no halle

Leave A Comment