Beyonce has a spacious backyard
Beyonce Knowles attended the American Music Awards over the weekend and received the award for International Star of the Year. I think Beyonce and Kim Kardashian should combine forces and, after the ensuing earthquake, become a crime fighting duo. They’d be like Batman and Robin, except they wouldn’t be able to ride in the same vehicle together. Unless they make aircraft carriers that work on the highway. In which case I totally want one. No, make that two. I drink a lot, so I’d like to apologize in advance to the entire housing development I’ll eventually plow into. I guarantee you that I’ll have no clue how I launched a stealth bomber into your living room, but I’m sure it’ll be wicked awesome. You know, if you ignore all the death.