Beyonce goes Brazilian and other news

February 9th, 2010 // 42 Comments

- Bradley Cooper should’ve used Renee Zellweger as a spotter. [Lainey Gossip]

- Angelina Jolie probably won’t be saving Haiti with margaritas and Sheryl Crow in a bikini. [PopEater]

- Peaches Geldof was a bad choice. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jamie Lynn Spears has a new man. I wonder what they’ll name their kid in nine months… [Celebslam]

- Nancy Kerrigan’s father’s death ruled a homicide. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan takes blasphemy to a place I only thought existed in dreams. [The Blemish]

- Jake Gyllenhaal apparently hasn’t realized banging groupie’s is God’s medicine. [PopSugar]

- Betty White would mop the floor with the SNL cast. [Betty Confidential]

- Howard Stern might seriously judge American Idol. [Socialite Life]

- Kim Kardashian actually waited 24 hours before sucking the fame out of Reggie Bush’s Super Bowl win. That’s impressive. [Bossip]

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  1. alanna

    OMG, she usually looks pretty even in bad clothes! In these pics she just looks like a SHE-BEAST! Too bad!

  2. yoyoyo

    Gross fatass

  3. andrea

    The writing on this site has gotten so, so bad. But this: “…banging groupie’s is God’s medicine.” GROUPIE’S? WTF? Learn some grammar if you’re going to write for a living. Jesus.

  4. andrea

    The writing on this site has gotten so, so bad. But this: “…banging groupie’s is God’s medicine.” GROUPIE’S? WTF? Learn some grammar if you’re going to write for a living. Jesus.

  5. friendlystoner

    @4&5

    your life must be very empty, i almost feel sorry for you

    ps, beyonce is incredibly borring and fairly tubby. i`d still bang her tho, just wouldnt say thanks after

  6. hmna

    Beyonce gets a Brazilian, what?

  7. Cristin

    #2 you are delusional. Beyonce has always been a lard-ass. and #4, I agree with you- I’m shocked that there are still people out there who know proper grammar and when to use a “s.” I thought I was the last of the species.

  8. Cristin

    i meant “an apostrophe” with an s, and when it’s not appropriate.

  9. titsonsnack

    Beyonce is reminding me of that dood from the fifth element. The black crossdressing dude. Ruby Rod or whatever.

  10. JackInTheBox

    @4,5,8 Stupid bitches! Did I use the ‘s’ correctly?

    I’m not a fan. I would still bone though. Her body is awesome.

  11. pimp

    worthless bitch…probably don’t even suck dick…

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  14. maudina

    Wow, there will be a lot of photoshopping to do! I can’t wait to see the final result and compare :o

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  17. sarah

    whoa. beyonce needs to put the thighs AWAY

  18. fortheloveofFashion

    wow you guys consider a woman this size fat?. This is why society is so messed up. This is EXACTLY why im a size 3 trying to get down to a double zero because of people like you who down others for having healthy body weights. I wouldn’t be happy if I was beyonce’s size but she is NOWHERE near fat. Thick maybe ,but not fat.

  19. Mandi

    Betty White should not only host SNL, she should become a full time cast member.

  20. gen

    SHE ANNOYS ME

    Just had to get that out there.

  21. I don’t know about most of you but i certainly couldnt run around on stage in heels like those without taking a tumble. give her a break!

  22. wtf

    Can you imagine what Beyonce would look like if she lost more weight? She’d look seriously unhealthy. I’m not a fan of Beyonce’s, but be reasonable. There’s no way she’s fat.

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  24. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I like her a lot but this outfit is horrible and this fashion of wearing no pants started to piss me off.
    Don’t walk out your house without your clothes on, I told ya!

  25. ugh

    she looks like a hefty lizardess. bitch watch the weight, you’re famous :\

  26. Oink

    She’s actually not fat. Her body type just sucks. Even if she lost 15 pounds, she would still have huge legs, a mediocre ass, and even scrawnier tits. Typical nigger body.

  27. dude

    damn dirty ape

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  29. good looking

    this tranny has a huge ass and fat thighs….oh yea and NO tits. Blah

  30. Hamburgler

    Looks good to me. Beyonce’s got a booty that was made for analingus and I’d be more than happy to provide.

  31. Fati87

    This chick is headed the Tyra Banks way. Fatso.

  32. Hamburgler

    @34, good point. I’d tongue the hell out of Tyra’s fine ass, too. You can’t beat a good-looking, curvy black girl.

  33. pooter

    FUPA eww.

  34. Jenna

    You immature punks are all going to hell. She is absolutely gorgeous. Crazy clothes? Yes sometimes, but SHE’S AN ENTERTAINER!! Grow up, you judgemental fools.

  35. disproportionate

    #28 is right on. She’s not fat, her body is disproportionate. All the weight goes to her thighs. Look at how big her thighs are in proportion to her head, or her waist! Freaky

    She should dress how Britney did in her prime. Tiny tummy-baring tops and low-rise jeans

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