Beyonce because why not?

April 25th, 2009 // 75 Comments

You know, if I was Beyonce I’d probably wear dresses that make my breasts look lopsided too. I mean, hey, you’re famous, people think you’re beautiful, you’ve got everything, so why not? Hell, I’d just show up to events in a potato sack. And maybe stuff a carrot down my pants so people thought I had a penis.


  1. she's fat and has ugly legs

    where are this ape’s calves? why does she dye her hair light brown? is the pain of knowing that you are actually not very attractive what is causing her fakery? she is a fat cunt and JZ is the ugliest animal alive. if they have ummm cubs or whatever you call ape babies, they are gonna be as black as Papa Licorice.

  2. sleepbeauty

    She’s really hot.

  3. dirk

    One tit is going TO THE LEFT – TO THE LEFT. I think they’re stuck to the inside of the dress because of too much JZ (pronounced JIZ)

  4. She looks like she’s made from plastic, very artificial-looking.

  5. de

    oh shutup everyone she looks fine

  6. salawhite

    She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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  7. dirk

    “where are this ape’s calves?”

    She has kids?

  8. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    She’s hot, not natural but hot.

  9. smarg

    I think she’s pretty but she’s hooked up to a blue gum fat lipped thug n-word.

    Eew.

  10. Classy

    #35, you’re right, you don’t have to have beautiful, full lips to be African American, but it is more closely related with being African American. Also, don’t perpatrate like it’s only African American women who wear extensions or weaves, case in point, JESSICA SIMPSON! If you’re going to educate, tell it all. Who cares if she wears a weave/extensions, if she likes it, then hell, what’s the problem. African Americans can also have long, beautiful hair.
    #33, you sorry excuse for a cunt….you dad is cheating with a beautiful, African American MAN!
    #51, stop projecting your self hate…I feel sorry for you, on second thought, I don’t you dying a slow, painful death, that’s what hate does!

  11. Shaz

    I would fuck her till my junk fell off.

  12. Steph

    Why do black women with money seem to always have straight hair? If you’re so proud, let it stay nappy. (not racist, just stating the obvious). Another thing that’s hilarious is the media calling someone fat, that person blogging about how proud they are of their body….all of a sudden they’re 15lbs lighter within a month. Love the site! Hate the people:(

  13. Britta29

    @51 Rabid jealousy is not very attractive.

  14. v.v.

    She’s a very beautiful human being, expecially when she goes light on the make up. And who cares if she straightens her hair? I do that sometimes. I’m Irish with very curly hair, and sometimes I just want to tame it a little. What is the big deal with what any woman wants to do with their hair?

  15. ihatelosers

    Man, there are some serious retards commenting today. Go to school before you go insulting ANYBODY, losers.

  16. Joejam2845

    Beyonce is as Beautiful as it gets, I’m just getting sick of Seeing in everything! She’s getting overexposed!!!

  17. tristan

    she has an ugly smile. i can jus picture her going ‘uh hur hur hur’. + thunder thighs FTL

  18. sleepbeauty

    She’s hot.

  19. billabong021

    @51

    Ahahaha dude I was looking for your comments, they’re always the ones ranting on ape this and ape that :D

    Dude I know it probably makes you feel good to imagine that you’re some how like, some kinda superior being just because your skin is a lighter tone than another person’s skin colour…

    But you are dumb as sin if you ACTUALLY believe what you say about human beings being “apes” because their skin tone isn’t the same as yours.

    Keep those comments coming though, it amuses me to no end.

  20. HoneyBee

    Well said 69!

    Also, just a few tidbits for the retards…

    - every black woman does not have nappy hair

    - some black women are born with naturally light brown or sometimes even blonde hair depending. (i have light brown hair)

    - the racist comments aren’t hurtful, they’re hilarious and stupid

  21. NATALIE

    I SUDDENLY WANT A DOUBLE DECKER FROM TACO BELL.
    I. CANT. DECIDE. CRUNCHY. OR .SOFT.

    SHORT. OR. LONG. CLASSY. OR. SLUTTY?

  22. beyucksay

    Thunder! Thunder! THUNDERTHIGHS!!!! HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Amyface

    So what if it’s alittle tight, if i had Beyonce’s body i would wear it like that too, and i think that dress is stunning, why don’t you learn what fashion is. You can mess and rip anyone on this site but don’t you go riping Beyonce, i’m not her biggest fan but she had done nothing – the girl wouldn’t harm a fly.

    The woman has amazing legs, i’m so jealous. Once again i must stress that she looks fantastic, yeah her dresses do get tighter in each appearance she does but she’s so hot she shouldn’t have to give a damn. Why don’t you stop wasting nasty comment space and use it all for someone EVERYONE (even her own parents) HATE SO MUCH which is, in all her ‘classy’ glory, Paris -FRICKEN- Hilton!
    This is low dude, even for you. For the last couple of months your homour has gone from funny to ‘Graham Norton funny’ and that IS NOT GOOD. Your earlier comments were hilarious, i use to come everyday but not they aren’t funny and they are not mocking they are just plain atrocious and nasty!

  24. She looks nice her :) black is beautiful everyone!

    Stay young Looking

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