You know, if I was Beyonce I’d probably wear dresses that make my breasts look lopsided too. I mean, hey, you’re famous, people think you’re beautiful, you’ve got everything, so why not? Hell, I’d just show up to events in a potato sack. And maybe stuff a carrot down my pants so people thought I had a penis.
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FRIST! | April 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm
FRIST!!11!!1!
Matt | April 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm
2nd
sandra | April 25, 2009 at 1:39 pm
she looks really pretty here. her dress is a little too tight (look at the armpits) but overall nice dress. her weight keeps fluctuating. That cant be healthy!
gerard Vandenberg | April 25, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Because I don’t like it being FOOLED.
AMERICANS APARENTLY DO?
DeeplySuperficialGal | April 25, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Symmetry is overrated! And also you are crazy, she’s perfect!
Valerie | April 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Ya, it’s just the asymmetry of the dress. It’s called “fashion” and “style,” Fish–and is arbitrary, indeed.
Langdon | April 25, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Why hasn’t the fact that the howard stern recording was proven fake hasn’t been mentioned here? Embarrassed you didn’t have the common sense to figure it out?
wokka | April 25, 2009 at 2:11 pm
your weekend writer sucks.
shes | April 25, 2009 at 2:39 pm
fat.
knees | April 25, 2009 at 2:43 pm
she has enormous knees. Terrible calves (most blacks do) and her ass is too big (yeah I know those people childishly call that “bootyliscious”).
She’s not very attractive in my book.
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Galtacticus | April 25, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I thought that Kim Kardashian’s legs got finally stretched.But i see now it’s Beyonce.
Darth | April 25, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Imagine you wake up in the morning and a face like that is staring at you.*Shudder*
Nero | April 25, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I bet she’s able to crack a coconut with those thighs!
CaptainMorgan | April 25, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Man, those are what I call Thunder Thighs. When she stops walking, those don’t stop rippling for at least five minutes.
One of the most over-rated singers today. Blah-onsay.
Napoleon | April 25, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Jeeez, where have YOU been the last +10 years? Over-rated singer? This girl is in the list with Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, etc. (And better than Mariah and X-tina if you ask me)
If ur looking for over-rated, look at; Britney, Lady GaGa, Fergie, Mya, Nicole Scherzinger, AMY WHINEHOUSE (different style my ass, it’s just noise)
Let’s not even talk about wanna be singers like; Vanessa Hudgens, Paris Hilton, Hayden Panettiere, CASSIE
el ces | April 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Baby, she is beautiful. She looks so sexy here.
Royal Beauty | April 25, 2009 at 4:25 pm
It’s sad that things like “knees” and “shes” can’t handle African American beauty, your bitch asses probably uses botax to make your lips look like AAmericans, you probably have ass implants cause you ass is flat as hell, yuck, so disgusting, and your pale ass waste money on tanning because you “want the look.” Do us all a favor…phuck off! Get over, the media’s attempt to dictate beauty by Caucasian standards failed with most African Americans, at least this one, so stop trying to follow through on the impossible. Beyonce is in no way perfect, but she certainly is pretty. I am not a fan of her acting, but one can not deny her beauty, entertainment talent, and presents. On Beyonce best day her vocals couldn’t come close to Whitney or Xtina in their day (Xtina still has a lot to give), but she is talented (she needs to invest in an education and public speaking, but she is coming a long, as for that sister, well, there is always one in the family.
Kristin | April 25, 2009 at 4:31 pm
tranny
alfalfa | April 25, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Take away the $5,000 dress and the 4 hours of professional make-up help, she’s average at best.
the world according to ROUGH! | April 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm
ohhh god my shoulder hurt!,,, *yawns*
the world according to ROUGH! | April 25, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Where is #4 comes from? i mean geographically, with those head ache induce comments!
the world according to ROUGH! | April 25, 2009 at 5:13 pm
“where is”
annie | April 25, 2009 at 5:18 pm
One rule a classy lady always remembers when wearing a dress.. show off cleavage OR legs.
This is no classy lady..
Fat ass needs to get on a diet [or disappear from the face of the earth..!]
And please dont pull that real women are curvy shit, there is a difference between being curvy and just plain fat.
This is fat.
annie | April 25, 2009 at 5:20 pm
#21
The Netherlands
Look it up.
One day you might find it..
the world according to ROUGH! | April 25, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Whats with the fresh comment? next time don’t volunteer k? i mean really!
Gando | April 25, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I bet if you step on Beyonce’s dress while she’s walking.She wouldn’t notice anything! You’ll have free lift!
Rhialto | April 25, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I estimate the capacity of her legs on about 500 HP.
dew | April 25, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Who cares??
Bea Arthur passed away
Bea Arthur | April 25, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Hey, I’m dead! Fuck me, this blows.
The Other Dead Golden Girl | April 25, 2009 at 6:31 pm
And then there’s Maude!
Alex | April 25, 2009 at 6:52 pm
You post about this drivel when national treasure, Bea Aurthur, just passed away?? For shame Superficial Writer… For shame.
Fuck U | April 25, 2009 at 6:56 pm
look assholes give the bitch her props…she looks alright in these pics…
better than all the other posts this weekend.
Fuck you all
Jesse | April 25, 2009 at 8:20 pm
That’s one FAT nigger with straighten hair and straight-hair extensions.
Hey, Beyonce, why not just do the job right and go for experimental gene therapy to eradicate expression of the lower simian DNA?
Mama Pinkus | April 25, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I hear her new movie is a real stinker
yo | April 25, 2009 at 9:34 pm
to all the haters she is not fat or ugly. she is not the most gorgeous of all women but shes pretty good looking. oh and esp to #17 look at her hair. that is not the hair of a black woman. while like u said there are many white women who get their lips filled, there are just as many black women stapling extensions to their heads. and you dont need to be black to have naturally full lips or a nice round ass.
wildbill | April 25, 2009 at 9:35 pm
@12 I would think I was a lucky lucky boy :P
S | April 25, 2009 at 10:11 pm
I think that she is absolutely beautiful , i think it is so horrendous that people can say such awful things. how can anyone be so cruel .
S | April 25, 2009 at 10:12 pm
I think that she is absolutely beautiful , i think it is so horrendous that people can say such awful things. how can anyone be so cruel .
THAT_GIRL_JENN | April 25, 2009 at 10:52 pm
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T RESEMBLE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY BODY IS CONSIDERED FAT TO THE WHITE MEN IN AMERICA.
GO KEEP LOVING YOUR GOLD DIGGING ASIANS, YOU DISRESPECT WHITE WOMEN TO BE WITH SCRAWNY ASIAN GIRLS WHO IF THEY CUT THEIR HAIR WOULD LOOK LIKE A BOY!
http://whitemensuck.blogspot.com
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
hmm | April 25, 2009 at 11:12 pm
there’s nothing wrong with her. she’s got a beautiful and proportionate hour glass figure. she’s a talented artist and she’s famous which is more than any of your haters could say. every chick here complaining probably has no tits or ass, which means you probably look like a dude. beyonce is all woman!
mink | April 25, 2009 at 11:30 pm
god she’s gotten big. she looks like an elephant
marie | April 26, 2009 at 12:42 am
How can Americans say that she is fat if almost all Americans are fat?
Drinking Games | April 26, 2009 at 2:05 am
Fourty-Third
Asia Mo'nei | April 26, 2009 at 2:07 am
It’s extremely sad to see how some people on here put others down when the reality is, you haters would die to be in her shoes — Beyonce is beautiful and talented, and her dress can cost more than your whole damn life’s savings! So please, stop hating and get a life! ALL of you would die to have what this girl got…
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Scott | April 26, 2009 at 2:09 am
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beaubeau | April 26, 2009 at 2:17 am
i don’t get it. i think beyonce is one of the most gorgeous female celebrities out there right now. i mean look at her… she’s all woman, with real curves! shes got plenty of beautiful body parts to play with. Just because she doesnt look like a scrawny pre-pubescent boy DOES NOT mean shes fat ! For all men that don’t appreciate a full booty and hips, go get some standards ! beyonce keep doing your thing.
Kitty says | April 26, 2009 at 3:57 am
I don’t get it. How do her boobs look lopsided? I really mean it, am I seeing the same pictures here?
g_girl | April 26, 2009 at 5:33 am
This post was terrible! Really, really unfunny.
rebecca | April 26, 2009 at 5:36 am
@ 33
I’m sooooo sorry that you are an ignorant stuck up idiot. I feel sorry fo all the obnoxious pigs who think that they can decide who is better and who is not.
Why don’t you do us a favour and go jump off a cliff, you fat moron!
Screw you! what a shame you are an under-privileged hill billy
Go screw yourself you screw ball