You know, if I was Beyonce I’d probably wear dresses that make my breasts look lopsided too. I mean, hey, you’re famous, people think you’re beautiful, you’ve got everything, so why not? Hell, I’d just show up to events in a potato sack. And maybe stuff a carrot down my pants so people thought I had a penis.
Beyonce because why not?
April 25th, 2009 // 75 Comments
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