Beyonce because why not?

Superficial / April 25, 2009

You know, if I was Beyonce I’d probably wear dresses that make my breasts look lopsided too. I mean, hey, you’re famous, people think you’re beautiful, you’ve got everything, so why not? Hell, I’d just show up to events in a potato sack. And maybe stuff a carrot down my pants so people thought I had a penis.