Beyonce eats it

July 25th, 2007 // 142 Comments

Beyonce had a concert in Orlando, Florida last night and totally ate it while trying to walk down the stairs. I mean like head over heels the way they’d fall down in a movie kind of fall. And like a true professional she just pops back up and starts lip-syncing away like nothing happened. I’d blame the convulsing she does afterwards on some sort of head injury, but she was doing that even before she fell.

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  1. my comment

    2nd video is better than the first.

    LMAO!

  2. Kamihi

    This sucks the vid is no longer available.

  3. Kamihi

    @83 “Jesus christ don’t you have anything better to do with your money, like purchasing a clue???”
    that is a totally classic quote! THANK YOU for making my day!

  4. tinkerintenor

    #89 crystal is probably right, but as with everyone else in pop music, once she’s like, walking around or dancing at all the mix of her microphone and the backup vocals switches from equal to about….80/20. I don’t really like her but Beyonce can sing.

    what I DON’T understand is how anyone could find her body attractive. her ass? if bigger is better then yes, she’s REALLY hot. but her thighs and her ass are freaking astronomical in size and yet for some strange reason her mother keeps sewing her costumes to show them off. you better bet she has huge bruises now.

  5. nia

    i couldnt see the clip but i bet she was trying to beat the back up singers to the stage, always stealn the spot light what the hell is she wearing?

  6. I haven’t seen the video because its no longer available, but FUCK BEYONCE SHE THINKS SHE IS WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 104.#
    When someone like Beyonce weighs that amount she is considered sexy, but if Paris Hilton where to weigh that amount she would be considered fat,

  8. I think she handle it very well SHE’S A PRO .Though, to her credit, she did bounce right back up and keep singing THAT’S A TRUE PREFORMER

  9. FRIST!!!===I thought you were tougher than that, wtf??
    U fuckerz R Zo gulliable….Victor blaming
    everything on poor Jimbo..hahahahaha, now thatz
    fucking the FUNNIEZT THING EVER..hahahahah!!!

  10. Victor..dude….I waz here until 1:00 p.m. today…
    leave poor Jimbo alone….azzhole, dickbrain
    FUCKFACEZ, mutherfuckerz……

    wherez my Pres. Clinton?

  11. urachka

    I heard she makes publishers lighten her skin in photos… =/

  12. Desiree

    I agree with you.That convulsing is not dancing!!!! Its just awful, my dog dances better than that.She has access to lots of proffessional dancers who can teach her to dance but she chooses to have an epileptic fit.I use to like her but not anymore.And she wears real fur, that is not down with me at all.This is the funniest video ever.

  13. luvmusic100

    i hate how people hate off beyonce..dumb azz haters..she iz the QUEEN at being a wonder preformer and i luv her for that..ya’ll jus mad because ya’ll can’t be her….and while ya’ll to bizzy being on her dick she gettin her’s ‘ she doing what she has to do and ya’ll hater need to thank her for beind a great figure for if you fall you can’t get right back up even better….even though she fell she got right back up and did theher fuckin thing she iz a ture ROCKSTAR who iz AMAZING I WISH HER THAT BEST FROM ONE OF HER FAN…..SOOOOOO STOP HATIN YA’LL DUMB AZZ DICK HEADZ

  14. NON-HATER

    STOP HATIN OFF BEYONCE SHE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON INSIDE AND OUT… I MET HER BEFORE AND SHE IS SO DOWN TO EARTH AND FUNNY…YES SHE DID FALL BUT DID SHE OR DID SHE NOT GET RIGHT BACK UP AND KILLED IT, IF YOU SAID NO SHE DIDN’T FUCK U HATER….. IT WAS AS IF IT WAS APART OF THE SHOW..NOW IF IT HAPPENED TO ONE OF YA’LL YOU WOULD PISS IN YOUR PANT’S……. I WAS AT THE SHOW AND SHE PLAYED IT OFF FABOLOUS LIKE THAT DIVA STAR SHE IZ…. BEYONCE I LUV YOU CRAZY SEXY COOL ROCKSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. morning coffee

    The video is still up!

    go here:
    http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/07/25/beyonce-falls-down-stairs-at-concert-video/

    That isn’t dancing, it’s epilepsy. Someone make sure she doesn’t swallow her tongue!

    PS: beyonce is ugly looking. her face looks like a frog and she has no personality.

  16. luvmusic100

    LAMBMAN AND MDIZ THIS IS LIKE THAT FIRST TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO BEYONCE….. SHE NEVER FELLED YA’LL STUPID BITCHES.. BEYONCE CAN WORK A PAIR OF HEELS LIKE SHE DOES EVER PREFORMANCE…. SHE SINGS AND DANCES IN HELLS, HELL SHE PROBABLY EVEN SLEEPS IN HEEL SO FUCK OFF

  17. NON-HATER

    MORNING COFFEE BEYONCE IS A SEXY BLACK WOMAN AND I KNOW SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU OR IF YOU ARE A GUY SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR GIRL IF YOU GOT ONE AND YOUR MAMA AZZHOLE

  18. morning coffee

    who cares!

    she sucks.

    and you are as stupid as she is talentless to pay to see her lipsynch in concert.

    ps: go get your GED.

  19. morning coffee

    and so what, she’s black. why do you keep mentioning it?

    diana ross and aretha franklin are black and they have TALENT and CLASS, something beyonce will never have.

  20. jrzmommy

    119—Diana Ross–the same lady who groped Li’l Kim at the music awards show on stage–has class? Are you sure you didnt’ mean to say Diana…………..Foss or something? Did you really mean Diana Ross?

  21. jrzmommy

    “ya’ll to bizzy being on her dick she gettin her’s”

    *thumbs furiously through pages of Ebonics-to-English Dictionary…*
    OH! Here it is!!! What 113 says translates to we’re jealous white people.

    Here, now look this one up in your English-to-Ebonics Dictionary113…..You’re illiterate and you will pump my gas some day.

  22. chimpy

    Thanks 115 I so fukin LOLLL I spilled my juice !

  23. Dumb In A Can

    Ugh, I hate Diana Ross.

    And as a Dominican, I can attest to the following: Beyonce is the product of being born with “good” hair, lighter skin and light eyes (are they light? hmmm? Maybe that’s Tyra), but anyway, in the minority community, if you have good hair and light skin, people treat you like you’re speical or something, especially if they’ve been telling you all your life you’re special and “light-skin-ded.”

    So no wonder she’s dumb and can’t act. But she did a good job on Dreamgirls; I’m not THAT closed-minded.

    However, Hudson was the top dog in that movie, hands down.

  24. Christ on a Crotch

    100 luvmusic – “SHE NEVER FELLED YA’LL STUPID BITCHES”

    That is a representative of most of Beyonce’s fans.

    I rest my case.

    (slits wrist with Webster’s Dictionary)

  25. ToTellTheTruth

    Tickets to Beyonce’s concert: $65.00
    New outfit for Beyonce’s concert: $230.00
    Parking fee at Beyonce’s concert: $25.00
    Seeing that bitch roll down those stairs looking like the Lion King in drag: PRICELESS!!!

  26. IRS

    How does Sony afford to purchase copyrights?
    Their shit ripped the stairs down like Beyonce did years ago…

  27. RichPort

    NON-HATER? So the 35 seconds you spent with her changed your life? Nice. If I was you, I might try some self-help tapes and try changing my handle to NON-LOSER.

  28. jrzmommy

    “I hate how people hate off beyonce”
    ……TRANSLATION: I find it personally offensive when I perceive negative feelings toward Beyonce Knowles.

    “she doing what she has to do and ya’ll hater need to thank her for beind a great figure for if you fall you can’t get right back up even better”
    ……..TRANSLATION: Ms. Knowles believes in the old addage, The show must go on.

    “SHE NEVER FELLED YA’LL STUPID BITCHES”
    ……..TRANSLATION: Ms. Knowles suffered from no balance or coordination issues during the performance. With all due respect, ladies and gentlemen, I believe you have been misinformed.

    My god, it’s amazing, but I read luvmusic100′s posts in the voice of Tyrone Bigguns, the Dave Chappelle character.

  29. dat girl

    #104… you must be White.
    - white women are the only women in the world who think you need to look like a walking mop to be attractive…..so sad.
    - you must be smoking crack to think that beyonce’s hips and thighs are ASTRONOMICAL in size??? c’mon, this is Beyonce not Mo’nique.

  30. Ass Face

    #129, they are astronomical. I haven’t seen a hip-spread like that since my Aunt Rosemary and that bitch is hippy. And it doesn’t mean fat it means hippy. You know who’s hippy too? Julia Roberts. Only she’s really thin but that girl has some hip spread.

    So open yer eyes.

    BTW, Monique is not hippy, she’s FAT.

  31. non- hater

    if beyonce came to ya’ll face to face and ya’ll would not have that bull shit and no i’m not a die heart beyonce fan but i know she trys her best so just give her a chance…… she is always on point never fell like that before so hop of her… and if ya’ll have a problem than e-mail me thu1cap@yahoo.com fake azz bitches

  32. non- hater

    listen rich pork beyonce is a friend of my family and i’ve known her all my life she iz really cool and i’m sayin that because i know her but because she’s a rockstar ye’ll never be rich pork

    from: (((((((BNB MEMBER A.K.A BITCHES IN BUSINESS

  33. hollyj

    here’s the video, for anyone who WANTS to see it and hasn’t – it’s fucking hilarious.. her huge bubbly fat ass with fake-O hair weaves tumbling down the stairs like a fucking troll .. HA HA HA!!!

    http://www.ogpaper.com/news/news-0796.html

  34. Hotyute

    thank you very much hollyJ, fucking classic.

  35. Seppo

    Fcsk the SONY BMG!

  36. Darren

    that’s farking awesome omg. I woke up my daughters with my laughter, wow, what a great fall!

  37. kat

    Beyonce falling is equivalent to me actually getting a call from matt damon, letting me know he wants to spend the rest of his life with me.

    When you think your invincible like B and her Fat Albert character clone Jayz then these things are bound to occur.

  38. B 4 REAL

    All of the idiots who dont like Beyonce dont have to watch or listen to her. Assholes!!! You hate success because you are all failures at LIFE :-)

  39. josie

    I am really sick all the hype of this women.The Tina turner preformances I can do without.The headbanging whats up with that.This just goes to show everyone she no dancer.Has anyone noticed how big she gotten .the things are enormous She should go back on that diet.Lately every performance there been something happen.Maybe she will break something the next time!

  40. Sasha

    I think Beyonce is doing very well for herself as a young African-American female. I think she is very talented as well, even if most of her songs are only little ditties about trite concerns and make me question the intelligence and/or depth of whoever wrote them. Thankfully the songwriting has improved with the last album. The only problem, is, I’m not sure if she is supposed to inspire me or make me feel bad about being Black. I guess the thing that gets to me the most is her hair. It is true that many Black women in the public eye wear weaves, but most do it a realistic manner. Beyonce, on the other hand, wears unrealistic and implausible hairstyles that make her look more White. Like, the only way she could look like that was if she WAS White. In addition, I would say that her big hair is a major component of her appearance. In her appearances and videos, she makes a HUGE deal about swinging it around. If Beyonce took out her wig/weave, she would NOT be Beyonce. I don’t think many people realize how deep-seated the hair issue is for Black people. As Black women, our hair is so radically different from the majority and most of us haven’t really accepted our hair. Many of us get by through straightening it, maybe putting in an occasional weave to accentuate what we already have. But Beyonce’s hairpieces just look totally different from that of any black woman I’ve every seen. I mean, am I supposed to believe that she’s Latina or something? When I look at Beyonce, she tells me, “Black is ugly. White and/or Latina is beautiful.” Right now I wear my hair natural. It is attractive, but it is difficult, because it cuts directly across the norm. Every time I see Beyonce, I think to myself, “if I just bought a wig, I would look as beautiful as others think she looks.” I don’t know why it hurts, but it does. Beyonce is not extraordinarily hot. She has just chosen to be fake and has rejected the usual appearance of Black hair (relaxed or natural), so that she can look more like a White/Latino person. Beyonce has gone above and beyond to reject her Blackness. It is disgusting and not only is she hating her Blackness, but she is hating the Blackness of all Black women. Especially, the really Black ones, who can’t hide it because their skin is too dark, or who choose to love themselves and how they really look. Black women already receive persecution from the majority culture, and from many Black men, and now we need to get it from Beyonce, the so-called queen of beauty who is Black….but then again, she’s not. I wish I could tune her out.

    And then there’s the issue of how Beyonce keeps finding new ways to look like she is doing soft porn. I don’t want to really waste time on that one, it’s self-explanatory. Sex sells, and Beyonce is the most revealing artist I’ve seen…she refuses to be outdone, even if it means adopting an alter-ego (Sasha) to do so.

    Whatever. Beyonce insults women in general with how she shows herself off so much…there is no sense of pride or self-worth. And people still portray her as classy? Beyonce insults Black women by trying to be as White as possible with her fake hair. Since her hair is the primary reason for her attractiveness, and also the primary difference between her and any other Black woman, she sends the message that Blackness is unacceptable and ugly. She insults me.

    I wish India Arie was the new Beyonce. Black women and women in general do not need Beyonce.

  41. TO ALL OF YOU LAUGHING OR POSTING INSULTING COMMENTS

    A singer falling down the stairs and almost breaking her neck makes you people laugh?
    I’m sure your humor wouldn’t be the same if you were in her shoes.
    Beyonce Knowles is only human.
    Yes she gets attention,and that is probably your problem,since it disturbes your feelings so much you have to say those words.Take pills.

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