Beyonce eats it

July 25th, 2007 // 142 Comments

Beyonce had a concert in Orlando, Florida last night and totally ate it while trying to walk down the stairs. I mean like head over heels the way they’d fall down in a movie kind of fall. And like a true professional she just pops back up and starts lip-syncing away like nothing happened. I’d blame the convulsing she does afterwards on some sort of head injury, but she was doing that even before she fell.

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  1. ysa

    AHAHHAHAH YES.

  2. lishia

    HHAHAHAHHA
    i love seeing beyonce fall.

  3. Josh

    haha loser

  4. Fifth Stooge

    As long as she didn’t break that fine, fine ass.

  5. xxReeniexx

    The video won’t play for me. I click the play buttons and nothing happens. <.<

    Was it taken down?

  6. Gunned

    She always dances like a fuckin retard.

  7. happy hands club

    She went to the Britney Spears “Jazz Hands” school of dance.

  8. First

    Fall down go boom

  9. Ginger Rogers

    For the life of me I don’t understand why anyone would pay to see her dance and/or sing.

    To *look* at her? That’s different. She is stunning. But to see her do anything other than that? Nope, I don’t get it…

  10. T

    a true professional… I bet thousands there didn’t even notice.

  11. havoc

    Damn, that was a pretty good fall……

    owie…..

    lol

    .

  12. Was she lip-synching or something, cause if I were to summersault down some stairs, pretty sure I’d stop singing for at least 5 seconds!!!!

  13. accadacca

    Maybe she should ask a few guys in metal bands for pointers on how to headbang and then walk around.

  14. Ooba Gooba

    What fucking horrid music. She completely sucks. Go away and never come back.

  15. Victor

    FRIST……..I have to tell you something. I think I am in love with you. You are so fuckin beautiful. Have never looked through all your pictures. You are the sexiest woman alive. I am not going to lie, and going to just come straight out, I would do you over and over and over again. I would try to make you as happy as possible. Anyway talk to you later.

  16. Ezra

    I would assume she was lip synching during the concert, but when she fell it was at a break anyway (backup singers were singing at the time, or they were playing a sample backup chorus). Damn, i wish she fell in the middle of a verse, it would proveeeee it!

  17. Ezra

    I would assume she was lip synching during the concert, but when she fell it was at a break anyway (backup singers were singing at the time, or they were playing a sample backup chorus). Damn, i wish she fell in the middle of a verse, it would proveeeee it!

  18. Mearl

    Ha Ha stupid cunt. She fell face first. Shes real lucky that didn’t happen during a lip synch.

  19. I'm A Hater

    Damn. She sucks! This is Karma for that time Michelle ate it on BET and her and her worthless cousin stepped over her like she was dog shit. Payback’s a bitch and so is Beyonce.

  20. I'm A Hater

    Damn. She sucks! This is Karma for that time Michelle ate it on BET and her and her worthless cousin stepped over her like she was dog shit. Payback’s a bitch and so is Beyonce.

  21. gotmilk?

    she is awful in every way.

    i don’t know what song that was because i don’t listen to her shit music, but it sounded like Kid Rock. Maybe that would explain the head banging. And I can’t imagine that head banging is a good idea with all that horsehair.

  22. Mearl

    Ha Ha stupid cunt. She fell face first. Shes real lucky that didn’t happen during a lip synch.

  23. Anthony

    UnbeWEAVABLE…!

  24. willtherealvictorpleasestandup

    17, nice try, but the real Victor would mention drinking FRIST’s douche water at least 2 times.

  25. Superfish

    And here I was thinking Be-YAWN-ce was my hero. I mean there I laid at nights listening to myself humm to her “Crazy In Love” song while secretly whacking off in a sock and now this? Falling down the stairs? Completely unclassy! What a fucktard! eat it…TRAITOR!!!

  26. Victor

    I am right here………I wrote that, I am being serious. I didn’t want to be too rude, and disgusting. I just wanted to really tell her how I feel and much I love her. But if need me I would bathe FRIST and douche her and drink every last drop.

  27. wedgeone

    #26 – True. True.

    She should have broken something after a fall like that – and yet her voice would have kept coming out over the P.A. Nice.

  28. FirstTimeCaller

    @10 and @26 LOL

  29. Massa

    She didn’t fall. She thought she saw a chicken drummy and she went for it.

  30. FirstTimeCaller

    @10 and 26 LOL

  31. #28
    Got me lookin so FRISTY right now
    ya love got me lookin so FRISTY right now

    Got me douchin ya baby right now
    ya touch got me douchin ya baby right now

    Got me wantin to bathe you right now
    ya KISS got me wantin to bathe you right now

    Lookin so FRISTY in love
    got me lookin got me lookin so FRISTY in love

    uh oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no no…

    just thought i’d write a remix for your lovesick ass

  32. #28
    Got me lookin so FRISTY right now
    ya love got me lookin so FRISTY right now

    Got me douchin ya baby right now
    ya touch got me douchin ya baby right now

    Got me wantin to bathe you right now
    ya KISS got me wantin to bathe you right now

    Lookin so FRISTY in love
    got me lookin got me lookin so FRISTY in love

    uh oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no no…

    just thought i’d write a remix for your lovesick ass

  33. wedgeone

    #28 – just by saying that, you’ve proven yourself to be a very desperate stalker. Now leave Frist alone. Why don’t you go & stalk crazyfatKelli & her “z” key?

  34. #28
    Got me lookin so FRISTY right now
    ya love got me lookin so FRISTY right now

    Got me douchin ya baby right now
    ya touch got me douchin ya baby right now

    Got me wantin to bathe you right now
    ya KISS got me wantin to bathe you right now

    Lookin so FRISTY in love
    got me lookin got me lookin so FRISTY in love

    uh oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no no…

    just thought i’d write a remix for your lovesick ass

  35. #28
    Got me lookin so FRISTY right now
    ya love got me lookin so FRISTY right now

    Got me douchin ya baby right now
    ya touch got me douchin ya baby right now

    Got me wantin to bathe you right now
    ya KISS got me wantin to bathe you right now

    Lookin so FRISTY in love
    got me lookin got me lookin so FRISTY in love

    uh oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no no…

    just thought i’d write a remix for your lovesick ass

  36. Yo Victor!! Did you forget about the wife? You know the mother of your children!!!! If she finds out you are cheating on her she will cut me off. I don’t want to be cut off. I have grown kind of fond of the two nuts that live below me. Although the asshole in the back need to clean up a little

  37. Victor

    Thank you……….

    FRIST…….FRIST…….FRIST

    “Got me lookin so FRISTY right now
    ya love got me lookin so FRISTY right now

    Got me douchin ya baby right now
    ya touch got me douchin ya baby right now

    Got me wantin to bathe you right now
    ya KISS got me wantin to bathe you right now

    Lookin so FRISTY in love
    got me lookin got me lookin so FRISTY in love

    uh oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no no…

  38. #34 see Fish? I can post boring shit twice too.

  39. Victor

    I see Jimbo is getting jealous, just because I gave FRIST a compliment. Jimbo get over yourself. You have to hide behind various fake names. What douche bag.

  40. #39 ur welcome. you needed it my friend…

    #40 N@ughty, don’t you know that everytime you comment on my I’m just gonna tell you that I miss your BOOBS? then I’m going to advertise them on the internet and say they’re free? Didn’t you know that? so how are my twins doing this lovely morning? good? grrrreeeeeaaaat.

  41. Victor, you must be kidding. I can’t have a relationship with a married man. I already do my boss and he is all I can handle. That’s a head trip with married men, and they never leave their wives. Also, that myspace with those pictures, they are not me. They are one of my best friends just to fool everyone. Sorry, but it’s not going to happen.

  42. #43 I WANT YOU!!! can N@ughty’s boobs come?

  43. lola

    I feel so evil for laughing at this poor girl banging her head on the pavement. but its hilarious. :0

  44. BeyonceLOVESfalling

    #45 I don’t she deserved every fucking piece of that hard ass floor that caved her damn head in.

  45. lambman

    Looks like her parents forcing her to practice dancing in high heels at 13-years-old really paid off!

  46. Wedgeone, shut your fat mouth you fat hog. If I want Frist, it’s my business.
    If anyone is fat in here, it’s you and your fat mouth. We don’t need your imput
    on anything. Your comments are lame and you don’t own Frist. Get off of me.

  47. mdiz

    “She might be crazy in love, but bitch needs to learn how to walk!”
    Praise jesus the ass is okay…

  48. Hysterical

    That was one of the funniest things i have ever seen! All she did was toss her nappy hair around! My God, that was great!

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