Beyonce can’t keep her clothes on

August 21st, 2007 // 144 Comments

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Comments (144)

  1. Cowgirl | August 21, 2007 at 6:32 pm

    I can’t quit you, Fish!

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  2. lala | August 21, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    first!

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  3. Fastest Cowgirl in the west with guns blazing half-cocked | August 21, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    Lala—You’re first to taste my dust!

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  4. The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 21, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    @2 lala suck a dick and choke on it

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  5. How To Pass a Drug Test | August 21, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    Did the camera go blurry to save itself from destruction?

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  6. BRITT | August 21, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    ALMOST FIRST!

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  7. Malffy Hernandes | August 21, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    She’s one scary looking lion

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  8. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | August 21, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    I don’t know, I think we’re on to something with the “gold” motif. I’ll take 20 pairs o’ sexy gold undies for my trannies’ fannies!

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  9. Binky | August 21, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    I like this version of ‘Jump’ better that the David Lee Roth one.

    I say go ahead and jump ! Da da ..da, da, da . Da Da – da da daaaa…

    (looks windy as well)

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  10. Cowgirl | August 21, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    The only other people I’ve seen convulsing like that had a bad cocktail of drugs and alcohol (oh–it was Brittany Lohan).

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  11. proteon | August 21, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    This thread is proof that the world will end.

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  12. Annony | August 21, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    What kind of a dress is that, even, with no front to speak of. Apparently no bra underneath, either, so she was just asking for that one.

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  13. Danklin24 | August 21, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    And people actually pay to watch this crap. Unbelievable.

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  14. jbird | August 21, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    Ooo, I do SO want to see her luscious, black booty!

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  15. Boogie | August 21, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    Fifteenth! Who fucking gives a shit!? God damn you people are fucking losers.

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  16. Rob | August 21, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    WHO GOES TO THESE SHOWS? Oh wait, I’m a white 30 something male, nevermind. I guess I’m just not interested…..unless of course her wardrobe malfunctions

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  17. sandy goettsche | August 21, 2007 at 7:02 pm

    She’s a fucking skanky loser with the ego of someone who is actually talented. Go figure

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  18. nagger please | August 21, 2007 at 7:04 pm

    Black women have linebacker thighs..

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  19. p0nk | August 21, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    jesus tap-dancing xrist, only the walliest of psychopathic voyeurs could prefer watching this video to … say … watching an ant farm after setting it on fire.

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  20. Tommy | August 21, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    My god! now i remebered why i don’t come here anymore. Shut the fuck up losers!

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  21. Abby | August 21, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    I hate this place. Superfish sucks balls.

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  22. Cowgirl eyes wide shut | August 21, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    Oh my! pOnk! You would do that to harmless little ants? Maybe she should set the ant farm on fire, it looks like they were biting her something FIERCE!

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  23. CursedClem | August 21, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    She certainly is an entertainment phenomenon! Jump up and down, turn left, jump up and down, turn left….
    I feel sorry for the nameless session musicians who have to humiliate themselves with something that looks like Tina Turner’s armpit every night.

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  24. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | August 21, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    Hey 23! I take offense to your critique. I worked a lot of long hard hours to choreograph that (okay maybe I just sketched it on a post it and stuck it to her forehead)!

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  25. anna | August 21, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    Why isn’t she wearing a bra?? DUH

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  26. Tha-Flash | August 21, 2007 at 7:24 pm

    Cmon cock guzzler.. We want real news.

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  27. Cowgirl | August 21, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    I have a chocolate fix to satiate and it ain’t for black women.

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  28. Chastizing cowgirl | August 21, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    My chocolate fix is for a candy bar—you pervs!

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  29. papa bear | August 21, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    I’ve seen hyper-caffeinated epileptics with more rhythm than Beyonce. What the hell is this?

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  30. Kay | August 21, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    You guys are a bunch of haters. I went to 2 shows on her tour (Yes I paid) and it was money well spent. The show was awesome. Beyonce is one of the few singers who can actually sing live. I guess you losers would prefer to see someone with zero talent like Lindsey Lohan overdosing on a bottle of pills or something. Haters are pathetic…get a life!!!

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  31. None | August 21, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    Seriously people, quit the kindergarten FIRST crap or i’m forces to demand beyonce to sit on you.

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  32. asdfsaf | August 21, 2007 at 8:32 pm

    what kind of fucking dance moves are those?????

    can she dance?

    jump around, jump around, jump up jump up and get down.

    good god. get a choreographer.

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  33. UNCLE NED | August 21, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    I’ll bet the average age of her audience was maybe 14? Pure crap.

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  34. You Make Me Sick | August 21, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    16: 30-something year old white males read trashy celeb blogs that seem oriented to 15-year-old girls? = news to me.

    18, 27: a lot of ignorant, asshole people that have use race as the basis for judging black celebs (don’t see ‘stupid WHITE girl’ comments about britney or lindsay) read this blog = not news to me.

    the only things more disgusting than some of the stuff on this blog are the attitudes of most of its readers.

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  35. Chica | August 21, 2007 at 8:50 pm

    What kind of girl dances like that without a bra on?? Those babies’ll be down at her knees by the time the tour’s over…

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  36. bob | August 21, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    30, i thought we all learned not too long ago that she lip syncs. and who says “haters” anymore? i guess the same people who pay to watch beyonce perform a fucking circus act.

    why isn’t she wearing a bra? with those really awesome dance moves, you’d think she’d put on a sports bra. jesus h. and doesn’t her mom design her wardrobe?

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  37. Twisted DNA | August 21, 2007 at 9:12 pm

    I didn’t have sound at work… this video is ROFL funny without sound! You should try it. What the hell’s up with all that monkey-ass jumping!

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  38. Hello my name Is Clovis and I'm an alcoholic | August 21, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    She should make her next show exciting with guns.

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  39. my comment | August 21, 2007 at 9:15 pm

    Wasn’t it just recently that loudmouth Al Sharpton came out to defend poor Beyonce’s ‘virtue’ because somebody said she was wearing a roboho costume? Face it, Al, the girl is a big old ho. Period. She shakes it out there like an old cat in heat having a seizure to music that sounds like a garbage truck crashing into a concrete wall.

    I give that tape 2 hours before Beyonce has it yanked like that brilliant video of her falling down the stairs while lip-syncing.

    We all know the spastic clown can’t dance or do much else except gyrate between quick edit cuts, but lets get to basics here; ‘Beyonce’, is not even a human name. You couldn’t even name a wine, or a car or anything ‘Beyonce’. Stupid mother. I’m embarrassed for them. People like these are why our culture today sucks.

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  40. s0fa | August 21, 2007 at 9:25 pm

    you would think they would have figured that would happen with that short of a top combined with jumping…

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  41. wtf | August 21, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    wtf kinda dancing is that? watching that in mute looks like a retarded talent show.

    record sales are down not because of mp3, but because of dogshit like this.

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  42. Discuss Beauty | August 21, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    She just keeps going, no matter what happens.
    I’ll most certainly give her kudos for that!

    (Leave a message, chat, and vote on your favorite products at http://discuss-beauty.blogspot.com)

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  43. cadetevon.com | August 21, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    Did she not do a full dress rehearsal? Isn’t that stuff pretty standard? Gotta give it to her, she doesn’t give up!

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  44. ha8ter | August 21, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    YES! #30!
    Lindsay Lohan overdosing on pills would be the perfect nightcap to go with my White Russian nightcap with an extra shot of Kahlua. And my hate.

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  45. First | August 21, 2007 at 10:59 pm

    FIRST!@!!@!!

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  46. wedgeone | August 21, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    The last time I saw something jumping around like Beyonce here, feces were being flung. Her cousin, maybe?

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  47. veggi | August 21, 2007 at 11:32 pm

    #30 Kay – I’m glad you enjoyed the shows. Personally, I don’t follow Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey, but good for you. Keep following your dream!

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  48. jrzmommy | August 21, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    Nice dancing…ya damn dirty ape.

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  49. Riotboy | August 22, 2007 at 12:32 am

    More like Destiny’s Stepchild.

    /oldie but a goodie^
    //would still hit it
    ///look 3 slashes!!!

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  50. Svenny Bo Benny | August 22, 2007 at 12:43 am

    and she has a penis, yes a PENIS!!!! YIKES!

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