Beyonce at the MTV Europe Music Awards

November 6th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Here’s Beyonce performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night while wearing an outfit apparently designed to make it look like she has an armadillo for a vagina. But in Beyonce’s defense, what else is she going to wear to win over the Lady GaGa crowd? (If you’re thinking a giant penis costume complete with Hitler mustache, get out of my head!)

Photos: Getty

  1. fran

    Louise – November 7, 2009 1:44 PM wrote:

    “Beyonce has the other type of black body, everything you eat goes to your hips and thighs”

    Beyonce has the typical AMERICAN BODY, fueled by high fructose corn syrup, fried chicken and soda, shared by some other “singers”
    Jessica Simpson,
    Britney Spears,
    even Rhianna…(who now obviously partakes in the U.S. grub factor)
    and quite a few others….
    Everyone cannot be slender but all of these chicks are swimming in chedda, so I’m sure they are crying themselves to sleep tonight over these comments.
    On another note, B don’t look so good in this get up…She should ask a real drag Queen how it is done, not her mother.

  2. lovepink

    If you have streatch marks all over your ass, don’t wear that, Beyonce.

  3. Brüno

    ish great!! Hello!!

  4. #50, LOUISE (aka the old bag with the old bag name) stretch marks are not necessarily caused from yo-yo dieting. Stretch marks on your hips (such as Beyonce’s) come about due to PUBERTY. You know, when your little girl body turns into a shapely body, able to carry and bare children. Get a clue, ya haggard old bitty.

  5. chelsea

    i can say at least one thing… that outfit isn’t cute, nor sexy. and it does her no justice.

  6. vlad

    well without her daddys influence her and her dead beat beau, would be nowhere,
    or do you think he is with her for her peronality or looks, ]

    she has a fat ape mans arse and horse legs to go!!

  7. Amaranth

    that aint no diva that’s a slut performing on stage, what hell kind of outfit is that??? its a porn star outfit… great way to be a roll model slut

  8. wowwo

    wow did they apply the whitening cream to her face or what

  9. Brian0523

    Jesus H – only women my mothers age wear panty-hos!!! And my mother is 62! LMFAO

    Panty-hos – really now?

  10. Jessie

    Did her mother design that shiteous outfit for her?

    Bitch just needs to stop!

    You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig.

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  14. Blech

    Ick. She is the poster child for the Romantic Depot in these photos.

    I don’t see any cellulite. A couple of stretch marks, but who doesn’t have them? Wow. Lay off the hate.

  15. Sue

    I always thought Beyonce was a beautiful woman but I cannot stand looking at her nasty outfits anymore. Why is she always in leotards? I doesn’t flatter her b.c of her huge thighs and wide hips. It’s NOT HOT..it actually looks disgusting. Beautiful girl with horrible style.

  16. Elle

    She makes so much money yet she always manages to have on cheap looking outfits, cheap makeup, and cheap hair weaves. She doesn’t carry herself like someone who is independently wealthy. Her voice and music are sub par, but she seems to appeal to people who will buy anything they hear on the radio.

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  18. She is healthy looking and natural, and is a good role model to all us girls! Cheryl Cole is attractive too, but she is far too thin.

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