Beyonce at the MTV Europe Music Awards

November 6th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Here’s Beyonce performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night while wearing an outfit apparently designed to make it look like she has an armadillo for a vagina. But in Beyonce’s defense, what else is she going to wear to win over the Lady GaGa crowd? (If you’re thinking a giant penis costume complete with Hitler mustache, get out of my head!)

Photos: Getty
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  1. firsty first

    first. bitches.

  2. peterman

    #13 Tina T’s back!!!!

  3. No thanks but thanks

    pass

  4. Where’s a wardrobe malfunction when you need it? grrr

  5. Josh Duggins

    2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!! She is fucking hot!!

  6. Josh Duggins

    2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!! She is fucking hot!!

  7. sam

    i would stab her with my armoured dildo (<— see what i did there XD)

    @15 you’re a homo

  8. Inmate #2648927

    Taylor Swift had the best video ever!

  9. zuzuspetals

    Big yawn on that outfit. I’m down on her since she defended Kayne West’s behavior at the awards show.

  10. JAke

    she looks pretty ugly in these.

  11. m??n

    well
    zhitfukzhitfuk
    can’t zhe
    get a decent
    hair doo…zhitfukzhit
    hey
    peepz…mizzed u’z
    ??

  12. lin

    LOL at the armadillo & costume references. You have your moments, Superficial writer. Trantastic indeed.

  13. *****KrazyHotKelli*****

    Thiz chick is not az hot az me
    Zhe haz a face more like a he
    It makez her so zad and zhe breakz out real bac
    When all the guyz are looking at me

  14. TekMoney

    I’m suppose to like these pics, but i’m actually turned off by them. Maybe it’s the tranny make up? Maybe it’s the complete lack of booty shots (only ONE pic and you managed to choose the one where she’s covering her ass). Or maybe it’s the fact that she looks like she has no tits in that horrible outfit?

    Speaking of that – I guess Beyonce’s been forced to whore it up as much as possible now that Rhianna and GaGa (both of who perfom damn near naked) are much more famous than she is.

  15. Aunt Jemima

    Yo yo yo! I’m gonna let all you other posters finish what you was sayin’ but Beyonce looks like a hooker here.

  16. EuroNeckPain

    I wonder, at the current rate, will singers in 2030 show their innards ? Or perform some sado-masochistic ritual on stage so that people get interested in their boring little tune that sounds like half of the 100,000,000GB of musak available for download ?

  17. obvinot

    Can’t sing live? Check. Steals music/ hard work from other people? Check. Looks like a tranny? Check. What a classless piece of dookie…

  18. Equinox

    I WONDER WHEN THAT WIG IS GOING TO FALL….

  19. Brian

    How much longer can this no-talent keep whipping her weave on stage and calling it entertainment?

    Don’t get me started on those tree-trunk legs of hers! Or the cottage-cheese on her upper hip! Blech.

  20. Brian

    I wonder if she left a big red ring around the base of Jay Zs dick?

  21. damngirl

    i dress SEXY like this at home 4 MY MAN ….not 4 the whole world 2 c !!!!!!! but she does look good in pic 15 and 16 ..the others ones arent that great !!!!! BUT WE ALL KNOW SHES GORGEOUS ..

  22. wow she’s look sexy, i really love to see her photo with that dress

  23. Aja

    She looks like she bleached her skin – again.

  24. gigi

    armadillo toe!!!!! feh, I’m so tired of her…

  25. Guest

    Seems like she’s trying WAY too hard to be sexy … this is something
    ugly girls would wear (like lady gaga) who have nothing but their bodies
    to rely on.

    She can do way better.

  26. Turd the third

    Pretty bad when your skin is so fucking ugly that you have to wear stockings over top of pantyhose in order to make it look like you even have skin…… Whats going on with the outside of her upper legs, in pict 1 and a couple of others looks like some serious stretch marks are happening..

    Bottom line she is ugly and she should bend over for kanye

  27. missywissy

    She looks like she’s channeling Taylor Swift, do a side-by with the first pick and Taylor Swift in her red dress. Weird.

    I can’t wait till this whole “shock value” thing wears off and maybe THEN the industry will focus on talent. Yeah right, that will be a cold day in hell.

  28. meg

    CAN’T SING, WELL I GUESS YOUNG PEOPLE BUY ANYTHING, I GUESS THEY LIKE LOOKING AT FAKE HAIR, ASS, BLEACH SKIN, FLAT WIDE, UGLY OUTFITS, A VOICE THAT COULD WAKE UP A DEAD HORSE,

  29. meg

    YOUNG PEOPLE IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A REAL VOICE WITHOUT ALL THOSE TRICKS TO MAKE THEM SOUND BETTR, BUY SOME PHYLLIS HYMAN, PLEASE, NO TRICKS ON HER VOICE, THE REAL THING,

  30. isitin

    I always thought she had big boobs. Not here she doesn’t.

  31. minx

    She needs to put some fucking pants on already. I’m tired of seeing her thunder thighs and big ass gyrating. Disgusting. There’s plenty of women who’d look good in a getup like that, but she’s not one of them. She looks like a god damn tranny.

  32. H

    This is not Beyonce. This is a joke. This is so obviously a transvestite. It is probably at a show of some kind in Vegas.

  33. I have to say how sad it makes me that so many people here are slating Beyonce, calling her “fat” or “wide”. She is healthy looking and natural, and is a good role model to all us girls! Cheryl Cole is attractive too, but she is far too thin. All our catwalk models should look like Beyonce, she promotes a healthy body image and that is far more important than banging on about some poxy dress she’s wearing!!!

  34. Ice

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  35. PsyKo

    love her body… I’d kill for her.

  36. Yeah, but i think u’re contradicting urself :/
    wtvr… the point here was “Lady Gaga’s huge style” and the “Byonc’s amazing voice” saying btw.. that she capted LG’s ideas… telling u that in the world everybody’s fashion, music & thoughts are conected… if u’re a crazy beyonce’s super-fan I’M SORRY and just forget it… if u disagree just leave my comment whitout the contradictions… :/
    Peace*

  37. Martina

    isn’t she about 40 now? She always looks like she’s been airbrushed.

  38. Min

    #19, agreed. Tired of everyone wearing lingerie on stage. Have some class. Beyonce can actually sing too, her looks aren’t the only thing going for her unlike some others…

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  41. Lulu

    Not a good look Bey, not a good look

    She should have worn this type of getup back then when she was young and had a flawless body,

    Nobody wants to see your stretchmarks and cellulite Beyonce

  42. Yo yo yo! I’m gonna let all you other posters finish what you was sayin’ but Beyonce looks like a hooker here.

  43. I always thought she had big boobs. Not here she doesn’t.

  44. Wainkaile

    I guess a lot of you do not understand ART and THE MESSAGE or THEME. When she opens up, she is laying in a bed with a mask as if she is sleeping and she is having a dream. The song ended the way it did because she woke up from her dream. You know how it is when a dream gets good, we wake up.. so that’s what happened. Plus her outfit is her bed clothes.. So the whole them goes with the song…. Come on guys

  45. Sarah

    She is so fat. Beyonce is a huge pig! I can’t belileve people actually think she has a nice body. Please spare me the comments about her having the body of a real woman. More like having the body of a whale.

  46. Louise

    Beyonce has the other type of black body, everything you eat goes to your hips and thighs, she has stretch marks because she yo yo dieting, when ever she has a movie or album out .
    I wish she would dress a bit classier she doesnt need to show it off to be considered hot. She not fit enough to carry of stockings, back to the honey diet.

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