We’ve reached peak black microphone.
If you’re like me, you abstain from all religions including ones tied with the Catholic Church for Most Rapes, so for your work-neglecting pleasure, here are the trailers for Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, The Lone Ranger, Oz: The Great And Powerful and Fast & Furious 6 that aired during last night’s Super Bowl. Or you can just look at all the pics of Beyonce‘s groin performing the halftime show. It’s not like I spent all morning embedding these after making sure they were nice HD versions or anything, jerks.
Iron Man 3
This is the extended version the 30 second Super Bowl spot pointed fans to on Facebook just in case everyone wasn’t sure Robert Downey Jr. is in this movie as some sort of witty robot man.
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Star Trek Into Darkness
More like Star Trek Into What? No Lightsabers? Fuck This, I’m Out, amirite?
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The Lone Ranger
“Is it a gritty action movie? A comedy? No, wait, who cares? Johnny Depp‘s wearing silly clothes and talking funny! Whee!” – The sound of Disney making another $100 trillion.
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Oz: The Great And Powerful
Waitaminnit, this doesn’t look like an impressionistic avant garde student film on the metaphysical properties of masturbating into a Venetian blind. For shame, James Franco, for shame…
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Fast & Furious 6
Why why why why WHY?! (Apply to both the existence of this movie and Gina Carano not kicking one goddamn person in this trailer. Not one.)
Photos: Getty
These black mics are all the rage
Who photoshopped berty in between 2 black-ish chicks?
Beyonce, you’re doing it wrong.
The 2 Broke Girls promo with Kat Dennings boobs on a stripper pole trumps them all.
Beyonce looks like a muppet.
I see that Johnny Hair Gel is once again going to destroy another television classic. Yuk it up, jackass…someone needs to stop him and that shithead Burton before they totally ass-rape Kolchak: The Night Stalker.
…. And then Jay-Z woke up.
what! there’s no ring on it. |O|!
That Iron Man 3 trailer looks fucking awesome. I can’t wait to see that movie.
One of the lamest performances EVER! She either danced or sang. She can’t do both at the same time.
Was anyone looking at her face to begin with?
Kelly was always my favourite. Still is.
beautiful mama #fu*k “charlie” wants you.
I’m pretty sure I saw this picture airbrushed on the side of some dude’s van.
It’s a show. She’s a puppet. How can anyone be proud of any of this? The US entertainment industry is the shallowest, soul sucking, dumbing down of America industry out there. Glad people are thinking for themselves. Yes, you should be disgusted. It’s disgusting.
Some serious photo editing was done in the GQ issue , what a difference how these celebrities look live , ugly.
MORE than half of those pictures are absolutely beautiful. Haters.
They hand picked good ones and did not include the bad ones..LOL So OF COURSE she looks good here…
Is there a school for learning these movements.? As I look through these photos I start seeing JLo. The facial expressions, the way she holds her hands, the booty moves, aren’t they just the same these gals do over and over ? Where or what is the talent here? Can’t we all hump and grind ?!??
blew a big one…
possessed.
After the Super Bowl.. I heard Jewel on Howard Stern..Playing acoustic, live and bringing tears to listeners eyes with her naturally beautiful voice. Jewel is so unaffected by fame the exact opposite of this fat pig, talentless fraud.