Beyoncé Looking Like She Pooped Is Something You Just Clicked On
Beyoncé performed during the Super Bowl Halftime Show last night, and while I don’t care how much she carried Coldplay’s ass or made Rudy Giuliani’s head explode, I do have ample fucks to give about posting these photos as quickly as possible before her publicist tries to erase them from the Internet because someone (Read: Beyoncé.) figured out that if you take still photos of Beyoncé performing, she looks like She-Hulk taking a shit on stage. Which is the only way to describe what’s happening here. The only way.