Haha! Beyoncé Almost Got Kidnapped
I may have made fun of America’s natural penchant for fearing and loathing foreigners earlier, but on a serious note, when they’re not infiltrating the highest levels of our most sacred beauty pageants, they’re trying to kidnap our musical superstars and drag them to a Brazilian grotto to harvest their hair. It’s the world we live in now. Which is about the best explanation I can come up with for this video of Beyoncé getting straight yanked offstage in Sao Paulo last night which doesn’t hold a candle to the GIF below where you get a clear look at her face. It’s like something out of a cartoon if cartoons end with pieces of Beyoncé getting mailed back to Jay-Z and/or turned into necklaces.