Beyonce’s Pregnant With Twins

Beyonce just announced that she’s pregnant with twins on Instagram, and posted the above photo to go with it that looks like she’s already having a funeral for her vagina. And, yes, I can make that joke even though it’s ridiculous and offensive, because I’m married and have a kid, so what’s going to happen, I’m going to stop getting laid? BAHAHA! I have an 11-month-old, a job, and a wife who also works full-time, which means if we each get a shower everyday we’re fucking killing it at life. And seriously, what the hell is going on in that picture? That is some Sgt. Pepper’s cover Illuminati hidden messages type shit. Somewhere in there is proof that Paul McCartney died in a car accident in 1966 as well as a secret message the reads the following: Oh, hell no, I know Kanye’s trap ho did not just try to glom onto my day. Jay! Sharpen my blade. Beyonce’s bout to ride on this ass devil.

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