Beyonce’s Ass Has A New Video
Here’s Beyonce’s new video for “Partition” as in “driver roll up the partition please, I don’t need you seeing ‘Yonce on her knees,” because it’s a song about blowing Jay Z and letting him “Monica Lewinsky all over my gown.” (Actual lyrics.) For you see, Beyonce just wants to be the kind of girl that Jay Z likes, and that kind of a girl is a stripper who will let you splooge all over her clothes. Because, really, deep down, who doesn’t want that? Even your mom does.