Joel Schumacher Works For Beyonce Now

April 16th, 2013 // 46 Comments

I’m sorry. Did you have a better explanation for this?

Photos: Splash News

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  1. I miss those old pink stars.

  2. Joel Schumacher is the man responsible for putting nipples on the Batman costume. For those who didn’t get the joke.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    I hate to contradict you, Fish, but Schumacher only puts nipples on MEN’S costumes. Nice try, though.

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    SIN
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    Serbia,,,well it s cold there

  5. Miranda Veracruz DeLaHoya Cardinal

    She has such a masculine face.

  6. Beyoncé is a beautiful woman, but, for some reason, I just don’t give a shit.

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    Frank Burns
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    The prosthetic camel toe must be on back-order.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Trust me, y’all don’t wanna see what Blue Ivy did to the real ones.”

  9. JungleRed

    So this is who the First Daughters look up to. Classy.

    • JC

      What’s cracking me up is I distinctly remember an interview with Destiny’s Child way back in the day, during which Beyonce explained how their outfits would always be “classy.” I guess she needed her other groupmates out of the way before she could get properly nipply.

    • George the idiots daughters used to party and get drunk with that scag Paris Hilton.

      We win that class argument.

  10. Cock Dr

    If comedy was the costume designer’s goal they have succeeded admirably.

  11. Bouncey……..please go the hell away.

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    Deacon Jones
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    (insert loud farting noise)

  13. Tard

    fake nipples, fake pregnancy, fake baby, fake hair, fake songs

  14. Cock Dr

    I wonder if Beyonce’s publicist will contact the blogger….scolding him for using unflattering fartface shots of the Diva.

  15. alex

    In that first pic, she looks an awful lot like the “obama satan” from that history channel show.

  16. Oh, so this is fine but when I wear my “dildo shorts” to the park I get a police escort home?

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    Lissa
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    Did she get plastic surgery? She’s looking all jacked up lately…anyone see that pepsi commercial? Its either bad plastic surgery or she has aged like 10 years since having a baby.

  18. tlmck

    Must be singing her new song “Put a baby in it”.

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    @Don Zaloog

    Thanks for the clarification.

    Yea, Fish, we are not all geeks!

  20. She looks likes C-3PO with tits.

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    Jentilly
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    Is she laying a golden egg?

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    tom fowler on bass
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    “insert loud farting sound.”

  23. She wishes her nipples were that high.

  24. Just another broad. When she sings she should shut up. When the camera turns on, TURN IT OFF.

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    Jenny
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    Covering it in glitter don’t help. It’s still crazy.

  26. Ohhhh, I love those cookies with a big chocolate kiss placed in the middle. And look, there are TWO of them!

  27. Im no prude but this outfit is just HORRIBLE. It reminds me of all the times I got a vandalized text book in school and all the women photos had boobs and twats drawn on them.

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    Andie
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    This is so trashy I’m disappointed in her for this. I thought she had more respect for herself.

    • Etta J

      I’m tired of hearing about her, she is very overrated. She never had self respect dressed and sang like a 2 bit _____ from day 1. She’s just someone that THINKS she is a diva, reality is she is just another personality with histrionic personality disorder :D

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    Jane Dont
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    Could of used some glitter on that man-face.

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    Lee
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    Looks like a Halloween costume, you know like fake a superhero chest. Trashy beyonce.

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    Interred Ferguson
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    Pretty surprised she opted for something like this…..other than the fact she WISHES she had nipples like those……

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    Kelly
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    She is too old for this skanky shit. Grow up + act like a lady for once.

  33. Chad

    Beyonce is one of the ugliest women around. The pic above makes her look more like a man

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    gigi
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    so gross…..even w/ out the lame outfit

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    Commented on this photo:

    Now I know what she looks like fighting last nights Taco bell Mexi melt extra jalapeños.

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    Deva
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    “Ya’ll don’t know me! That’s right, my poop don’t stink……ya’ll can’t take my picture!”

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    Dox
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    Maybe it’s just me, but she looks like a soccer mom desperately trying to relive her glory days as a stripper.
    …after three kids and a nasty bon bon habit.

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    Some Black Dude
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    Ew… She looks awful. I think black is cracking. Myth BUSTED…

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