MET Gala: Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez Brought The Asses

My entire wardrobe is superhero T-shirt-based, so I know absolutely jackshit about fashion. But thanks to Sesame Street, I do know how to tell if one of these things is like the other, so here’s Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Lopez at last night’s MET Gala wearing whatever you call this style. Naked Glittery Butt Shalamazam by Calvin Klein? I’m going with Naked Glittery Butt Shalamazam by Calvin Klein. And for the record, no, I am not saying that Kim Kardashian is personally the same as Beyonce and JLo who actually have discernible skills and talents outside of possessing generous butt√©latage for famous black penises to go into. Just so we’re clear on that.

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