No, Rachael Ray Didn’t Bang Jay Z, You Idiots
In 2005, a publicist made it look like Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna. This never happened and was a stunt to sell more albums. In 2014, Jay Z and Beyonce pretended they were getting a divorce to sell concert tickets. They’re still together. And now in 2016, we’re supposed to believe Jay Z cheated with a woman named Rachel Roy so you’ll buy Beyonce’s new Lemonade album and watch her burn Jay Z’s shit then take him back. Unfortunately, the internet is as illiterate as it is gullible because now Beyonce fans are attacking Rachael Ray who should probably drop her phone in a pot of boiling water and leave the country. There are known pedophiles who’d be safer walking the streets, these morons are that dangerous. Us Weekly reports:
Unfortunately, some members of the Beyhive swarmed to the wrong Rach. The 30 Minute Meals host’s Instagram comments quickly filled up with lemon and bee emojis, in addition to some pretty nasty messages.
“Throwing your cookbook in the trash!” one user wrote, while another commented on a picture of a gourmet cheeseburger, writing, “I bet that’s exactly what you were whipping up in Jay Z’s kitchen while Beyoncé was out performing.”
A few fans caught onto their mistake and begged the others to leave Ray alone. “Stop coming for poor Rachael Ray,” one comment read. “She just wants to make brunch she’s not Rachel Roy.”
As of this post, the intern who runs Rachael Ray’s social media has yet to respond to the controversy unless you count this photograph of a steak salad, which is obviously some Illuminati shit. You can tell by the onions.