Beyonce Broke The Internet

January 27th, 2014 // 70 Comments

Depending on where you lie on the political/age/white people spectrum, Beyonce‘s performance of “Drunk In Love” at last night’s Grammys was either a destroyer of children, a feminine tour de force, or a piss right in Ross Douthat‘s face. As for what we brought to the discussion? Ass photos. We brought ass photos. “For doth not the ass speaketh true to the soul? And if it t’weren’t, would it but not if thou adorned it upon one’s head?” – Plato

Photos: Getty

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  1. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Lord Helmet
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    I’ll need 10 minutes alone with this picture… and some lotion, and some kleenex… maybe 6 minutes.

  2. if you like it, put a harness on it and have it pull your wagon. Moo

  3. IndustrialBunni

    She’s so freaking lovely. :3

  4. Needle Nose

    This woman is utterly hideous.

  5. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Sheppy
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    A baby came out of there.

  6. Gross.

    She should wash her hair.

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    IndustrialBunni
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    She’s fit, huh?

  8. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Brandon
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    Sogorgeous

  9. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Marie
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    Lucky couple :O

  10. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    IndustrialBunni
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    LEGS!

  11. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    IndustrialBunni
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    so fit

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    AweseomeTownie
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    YEP!

  13. Mish

    underwhelmed by the whole thing

  14. She’s a hottie, no doubt. But that “urban contemporary”/”Contemporary R&B” “music” needs to die a violent death. I loves me some straight-up funk, soul, old-school R&B, hip-hop, rap, etc. but this shit is just plain awful.

  15. IndustrialBunni

    Yeah god loves tits. You must have the best taste in music with a name like that.

  16. IndustrialBunni

    god i love tits **

  17. I was going to click on the video, then I realized I start to cringe when I hear rap/R&B, and stopped.

    Not bad for a black girl, but wouldnt touch with a ten foot pole.

    • IndustrialBunni

      How’s the new seether album?

    • Rubick's Doob

      Not bad for a black girl? That’s some shitty ass, narrow mindedness, especially from a guy using the moniker of a rather famous black hall of fame football player. Or maybe you mean the blues organ player.Wait, nope. He’s black, too.

      • Deacon Jones

        Hey, black girls do nothing for me. At all.

        Not racist, just a preference. Just like I know a bunch of black guys that just chase white girls.

      • IndustrialBunni

        rac·ism (rā′sĭz′əm)
        n.
        1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
        2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

        Don’t be an idiot all of your life, sweetie.

      • Rubick's Doob

        Ummm, no. Black men and white women is a stupid example. Really stupid. Like Seinfeld said, “If i like their race, that doesn’t maker me racist.” You have a preference, great, everyone does. But using race to quantify a person as in, “Not bad for (insert race)” is goddamn shallow.

      • Mio

        No, I don’t believe anyone who just happens to not find an entire race of people who all look different from one another unattractive. Don’t try that shit and still claim to have brain cells. It’s the BLACK image or perception you dislike, at least admit to that. I hate people like you.

        And all of the White girls who thumbs you up when they probably look more like Rosanne, and need the ego bump. Give me a break.

      • Sometimes people are not racists, but have racist dicks (or vaginas). Like John Mayer.

    • Shawstank Redemption

      Thanks Deacon for exposing yourself as a racist fuckface. I used to appreciate your comments on other shit, but this! Grow some balls dude and just say you hate black people. This site is not your platform to spew racial sexual preferences! Nobody cares who you would or wouldn’t fuck based on their race…what a prick you turned out to be. Have fun fucking your sister, you’re obvi an inbred turd.

  18. JC

    I can’t be bothered to watch it, but from the screen caps, it looks like a mash-up of Flashdance and Madonna’s “Open Your Heart” video. If that’s all it takes to get the internet riled up these days, then we must be entering a new Victorian era of repression.

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    catapostrophe
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    I wonder why Ella Fitzgerald never spread her legs and acted like a whore during her live performances.

  20. IndustrialBunni

    With original saying like ‘U mad bro?” you must seriously have great taste in music.

    • Welp, I tried being courteous, but you insist on being a douchebag, so fuck it.

      First of all, do you see that Reply link after a comment? When you want to reply to a specific comment, click on that, rather tha—actually, I take that back. Don’t click on Reply. In fact, don’t leave any comments here, ever. Stick to twerking in front of the mirror while Beyoncé and her attention-whore ilk warble insipid, incoherent lyrics over simplistic beats and stolen, sorry, “sampled” bits of other people’s music.

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    Her ass looks cute here.

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    coljack
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    What’s everyone so upset about? Beyonce’s outfit is no big deal. I wear the same thing every Satur…I mean my wife wears something just like this. I bought it for her. Size XL, just like she asked.

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    IndustrialBunni
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    Oh wow

  24. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
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    The fit gap is the best kind of thigh gap.

  25. Kim

    She looks great except for the hair. What is going on there? You’re performing at the Grammies, lady. It looks like she just got out of the shower.

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    Dat Ass indeed.

  27. Cock Dr

    I guess female singers must periodically gyrate wildly to keep the audience’s attention no matter what the tempo.
    A WTF with the hair? Did the the wig luggage get lost?

  28. D-chi

    Pretty disappointed that she references Tina Turner’s abuse in her Drunk in Love song.

  29. tlmck

    Lardass.

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    Freebie
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    No it didn’t. She just wants you to think it did.

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    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    #fuck that is #fucking beautiful.

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    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    uuumm. acting so bad. come here and let me spank your beautiful little buttocks #cunt

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    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    #fuck

  34. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    damn! you still look so #fucking fine! get your hands off my girl dude.

  35. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    #fuck i like that!

  36. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    damn!

  37. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    let’s #fuck right now! #seriously

  38. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    watch the hands dude.

  39. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    damn that is fine.

  40. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    damn!

  41. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    piss me off and make me wanna #fuck you til you pass out on my fat throbbing #cock

  42. cko

    Same as always, the man is dressed in a suit, the woman is dressed in weird bondage shit and throwing her ass everywhere. Really pushing boundaries here.

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    I’m not a fan but ass like dat can be a faith healer.

  44. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
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    God. Damn.

  45. Beyonce Butt Thong See Through Bodysuit Jay Z 65th Grammy Awards
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    Okay, I’m a fan now. That didn’t take long.

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    jenna
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    she sang the same lyrics for this song in her hbo special before blue was born so…

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