Beyonce’s Rapping About The Elevator Fight Now

August 4th, 2014 // 9 Comments
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With 800 stories breaking daily about how she’s getting a divorce, Beyonce is quickly figuring out that one Instagram pic isn’t going to put this shit to bed, so here she is letting Jay Z hump her on stage and wearing a fucking wedding dress. (Subtlety? How does it work?) On top of that, she just dropped a new remix of “Flawless” with Nicki Minaj where she shoots down rumors that the Solange elevator fight was about Jay Z banging Rihanna. It’s just billionaires be doing how they do. Via Just Jared:

We escalate, up in this bitch like elevators
Of course sometimes shit go down
When it’s a billion dollars on an elevator
Of course sometimes shit go down
When it’s a billion dollars on an elevator

So when rich people get on elevators they try and slap the money out of each other? That actually makes sense. Although, personally, I like to picture international venture capitalists hanging like pinatas while well-dressed businessmen take turns with a bat until Miranda Kerr pops out. Why else be rich?

Beyonce ft. Nicki Minaj “Flawless (Remix)”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    As long as that big camera is pointing their way everything’s gonna be love & sunshine & ass grabbing.

  2. Kimmykimkim

    She just rhymed “elevators” with “elevator” and then with “elevator” again! And she rhymed “down” with “down”. She’s like, a fucking genius, you guys.

  3. Greg

    Who actually listens to this crap? This is garbage.

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    Does anyone have a toothpick I can borrow?

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    Deva
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    What makes you think my vag smells horrible? Oh, the hand. Got it.

  6. buzz

    So what’s a billion dollars on a elevator got to do with shit going down? Because people fight regardless of their net worth.

    And if I remember correctly Beyonce just stood there when shit went down.

  7. lulu

    gawd I can’t stand her or her husband. so conceited.

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    love when women sit with their legs spread.

  9. She’s stealing Miley’s moves!

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