Beyonce’s Rapping About The Elevator Fight Now

The Superficial / August 4, 2014

With 800 stories breaking daily about how she’s getting a divorce, Beyonce is quickly figuring out that one Instagram pic isn’t going to put this shit to bed, so here she is letting Jay Z hump her on stage and wearing a fucking wedding dress. (Subtlety? How does it work?) On top of that, she just dropped a new remix of “Flawless” with Nicki Minaj where she shoots down rumors that the Solange elevator fight was about Jay Z banging Rihanna. It’s just billionaires be doing how they do. Via Just Jared:

We escalate, up in this bitch like elevators
Of course sometimes shit go down
When it’s a billion dollars on an elevator
Of course sometimes shit go down
When it’s a billion dollars on an elevator

So when rich people get on elevators they try and slap the money out of each other? That actually makes sense. Although, personally, I like to picture international venture capitalists hanging like pinatas while well-dressed businessmen take turns with a bat until Miranda Kerr pops out. Why else be rich?

Beyonce ft. Nicki Minaj “Flawless (Remix)”

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