Beyonce At The Beyonce Premiere of The Beyonce Directed Documentary About Beyonce

February 13th, 2013 // 32 Comments
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“Beyonce Beyonced Beyonce,” Beyonce’s publicist Beyonced, “Beyonce don’t Beyonce Beyonce like you’re taking a shit Beyonce.”

BEYONCE: Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce?
BEYONCE: Beyonce oh Beyonce with the Beyonce.
BEYONCE: Beyonce-dammit…

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  1. Dermont

    Yet another mediocre singer/actress elevated to super star status via tasteless fans.

    • Agreed. Apparently, what passes as “Diva” today is the talent equivalent to “The Archies” and 1910 Fruitgum Company of my youth. Much like inflation devalues money – Auto-Tune and “American Idol” has lowered the bar in music.

  2. Kate

    Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich? Malkovich Malkovich.

  3. beeboo

    Hahaha

  4. autotune autotune autotune autotune autotune
    autotune autotune autotune autotune .

  5. Beyonce Beyonce angry right-wing commentary telling Fish to stick to the boob pictures and to keep his left-wing liberal opinions to himself Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce

    • Beyonce Beyonce irascible defense of Fish doing what he wants on his own site Beyonce Beyonce

      • Schmidtler

        Beyonce Beyonce angry screeching rant about if fish dreams of having a political commentary site he should go ahead and start one of those and see how many clicks it gets and stick to the dick jokes and t&a pics here angry screeching blaming Obama for all the ills of the world and goddamnit if Reagan was still President we’d all be ass deep in money and pron. Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce.

  6. Edvard Munch

    If Beyonce did just say “Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce….” only, it would still be better than how she actually speaks.

  7. USDA Prime McBeef

    Where is the “é”?

    Goddamn kids these days.

  8. Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce mandatory I would put it in her butt comment Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce I like Kelly Rowland better Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce

  9. Beyonce Cleavage Life Is But A Dream Premiere
    dirtdog
    Commented on this photo:

    too thick.

  10. FattyFatty2X4

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

  11. Beyonce Cleavage Life Is But A Dream Premiere
    Raymond Flattenburg
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t wait to see “Beyonce Part II: The Nightmare Begins”. The other shoe drops, the universe swings its pendulum back and all of a sudden you are shaving your head and beating at car windows with a shattered umbrella.

  12. Cock Dr

    Yes, I’m sick of her too.
    Time for some naked pics of this chick….or GTFO.

  13. Beyonce Cleavage Life Is But A Dream Premiere
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Life Is But A Dream” – heh. Like dreaming you are pregnant or performing live at an inauguration? I’m pretty sure the rest of us were in that dream too.

  14. stew

    She’s like the Barbara Striesand of the modern era. Lame ass shit.

  15. Agent C

    Ya nailed it!

  16. seriouslynow

    I’d just like to keep it classy by proclaiming that I would like to jizz on Beyonce’s new nose.

  17. johnmatrix

    This bitch is doing every thing to make herself look less ape like. nose job, hair straightened.

  18. SFRowGuy

    I think you missed a Beyonce in that title.

  19. Inner Retard

    Rumpelstiltskin, Rumpelstiltskin, Rumpelstiltskin!… Is she still here?… Damn!

  20. ThisWillHurt

    “Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich . . . MALKOVICH!” – John Malkovich, Being John Malkovich

  21. Beyonc eBeyon ceBeyonce Beyonce Beyooo nce

    (Sorry, did the breaks between words seem a little off? Okay, I was lip-synching.)

  22. Beyonce Cleavage Life Is But A Dream Premiere
    Mooby
    Commented on this photo:

    Does that make her daughter a Smurf?

  23. Beyonce Cleavage Life Is But A Dream Premiere
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    Why won’t she just spread her cheeks on camera already? Is she going to do that in her documentary?

  24. me

    as a mother (without any plastic surgery) I find it strange her face, especially the eye region didn’t change after the birth of her child. You can see in a woman when she’s given birth, a different look. Shania Twain changed, Heidi Klum, a bunch of others these are just the two on top of my head. I don’t believe this woman ever carried a baby or gave birth.

  25. me

    as a mother (without any plastic surgery) I find it strange her face, especially the eye region didn’t change after the birth of her child. You can see in a woman when she’s given birth, a different look. Shania Twain changed, Heidi Klum, Halley Berry… a bunch of others these are just the two on top of my head. I don’t believe this woman ever carried a baby or gave birth.

  26. Beyonce Cleavage Life Is But A Dream Premiere
    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate that dress. take it off!

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